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SVeet
lifeisapicnic
I've seen it. What more do you NEED to know about THESE people?!!!!
thenipplebandit
Makes sense.
bjoggi965772
Am I the only one who read that in Randy's voice from Trailer Park Boys?
VirginSurgeon
Look at him. Does he look like he's ever missed a sweet roll?
Asterfix
He's worse than a televangelist. Instead of making people waste money on God they're wasting money on bigotry and ignorance.
CuckleberryFin69
This is front page material +1
DannythePhantom
Empire's*
mrmartini
If it were pre-internet times and he didn't have a radio show and was going around saying these things, he'd be put in a mental hospital.
CheeseborgarSoop
Alex Jones is a bullshit performance artist. lol
BecauseJimmy
The John Oliver skit last week totally killed him.
cyberpunxie
Joke's on him, my Argonian already was gay.
geniuscube
CaptainMaximum
This must be why he's always talking about goblins and lizard people.
iwritefantasy
I did not know that I needed this. OP, you are great.
poronkusemania
<3
Cgyachilles
I doubt he's ever missed a sweet roll
Actualdeadpool
I join the empire, because the thrown belongs to the Dragon Born.
Gaelwyn
I joined the Stormcloaks. But sometimes I like to visit Ulfric and just sit on his throne. He stands there silently until I leave.
Gaelwyn
I really wish he would get pissed off and attack me, so I could kill him and become High Queen.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
This guy is a living testament to the sad state of the American mental health system. I wish someone would see to it that he can have a...
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
dignified existence. And if he merely fakes his apparent madness for ratings, all the more reason to pump his fat ass full of antipsychotics
lostinthechaoticwinds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8
XaviersSnakeArm
AKAVIIR HAS A CHILD SEX COLONY AND THE DUNMER ARE TO BLAME
aPokal
Wait, i thought it was child soldiers.
JSmith316
CheckOutMyFavoritesPart2
I'd say Joffrey was cured
subliminalmuse
As crazy as he is, this is partially true. http://www.newsweek.com/female-frogs-estrogen-hermaphrodites-suburban-waste-369553
theycallmetatersalat
dunkyclone
IyellSAILwheneverIgetthechance
SomeCrazyNerd
Literal tinfoil hat lol.
theycallmetatersalat
Can't let them feds brainwash you
Bigcurly2000
I honestly can't work out if this guy actually believes the shit he comes out with or is just a specific kind of evil lying fuck.
CitizenDickbag
He said in the lawsuit against him that it's an act, he doesn't really believe it, he's just making $$ by duping stupid right wingers.
vneoaivin
According to reporters who have worked with him, he doesn't believe any of this shit, he just knows what his audience wants to hear.
CyBercrook
Watch the Joe Rogan podcast with him, after every theory, Joe asks him if he believes, he says they are other peoples thoeries not his.
DjSvice
John fuckin Oliver! Make sure you get your taint wipes infowipes.com lmao
DumpoldRant
They're sold out. Either someone bought them for $1M or they were never really offered. :(
djethex
Apply directly to the perineum.
Bizarkly
Wanks on, wanks off...
wellofmimir
You gotta do something. Their novels are filthy.
SucksToSuckNerd
"The Lusty Argonian Maid"? ????
Randomfunnytakenusername
Do you know how long it's going to take for him to rip off his shirt when he gets mad??
bloatedplutocrat
Macmhartain
MY EYES!!! I've gone blind from the flapping flab!!!
CmdrEngineer
He's breaking the conditioning grab him before he gets away
therealVexed
WTF
Randomfunnytakenusername
Hell yea!! I was looking for that one!!!
blissfullignorance
I love me some roid rage Kevin Spacey
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
If you haven't seen the Joe Rogan podcast w/ Alex Jones, I highly recommend it.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Is it batshit crazy?
enartloc
Alex Jones + weed + Rogan asking dumb shit, what do you think ?
Onecatdogplease
PSYCHIC VAMPIRES
TemetNosce000
Why though?
DarthReznor
It's completely insane. A work of art. I thought he was putting on an act all this time but after listening to that, no way
Drbubbles47
How insane are we talking, like Timecube level?
DarthReznor
He has like a 10 minute monologue during which he claims that like, transcendental extra dimensional beings are attempting to force 1/2
DarthReznor
The human race to evolve into a form suitable to their needs via pltelekinetic globalist government conspiracy. And what I just said is 2/3
AlabasterSexington
Alex Jones is nothing but a Thalmor sleeper agent I read it in a dossier while sneaking through their embassy.
dex2775
The thing about Alex Jones is that he's funny to watch, as long as you've got a sturdy sheet of plexiglass between you and him.
srsfaceI8C
*yells violently* *sweats profusely* *plugs own products shamelessly* *repeat endlessly*
srsfaceI8C
Typical Thalmor. Creates a problem, then sells you the alchemy potion that's the solution to the made up problem.
NeroJoe
I think it merely showed that he was an asset because he could weaken the empire, and be easily manipulated. Not an agent.
TheNamiKage
It says dormant asset, before the player gets involved he is following their orders but hasn't made contact like he should have.
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Shit why does that sound familiar.
SkippedOver
Also if Ulfric is a sleeper agent or easily manipulated is the most toxic debate on the ESP wikia next to Stormcloaks being racist or not.
Xeans
... They are. Really, relegating Dunmer to a ghetto and forcing the Argonians out of the city?
therealVexed
ULFRIC :o yeh ulfric was a porn in there game
dingofdong
*pawn *their
CoreByte
he knows what he said.
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WeirdOnions
People like to forget that the dossier states that a stormcloak victory is also to be avoided. The thalmor just want the war to keep going.
PowwerOrb13
You have to back the empire, secure this province so that they can save soldiers to be moved to the front against the elves and draft...