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A Graceful Trash Panda
Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0tp__9N-pc
Jun 26, 2017 8:21 AM
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
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Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0tp__9N-pc
Thereisnocureforbeingacunt
This is pretty fair analogy for life.
XoxSmotpokerxoX
One bite of Papa Johns and will never eat trash again.
SatoriEnlightenment
Why?
livingcheeseburger
DontTazeMeBrah
"I ain’t gonna be here long. I’ve escaped twenty-two prisons, this one’s no different."
Ryang256
He found the spilled beer in the bottom of the can.
ShinySephiroth
Another quality post from
Eireman4Ever
I guess gymnastics class really paid off for the little guy.
metalfoto
All the Glory to Trash Panda!
Apeofdeath
The Bruce Willis of Trash Pandas
ParksAnnRec
YamatoIouko
Best trash panda. <3
Trastion
Papa Johns? Nope, Even i won't eat that trash, I'm outta here!
ThePunisherJB3
Oh Lisa!
atleastfourcharactersinlength34
Great show
KAPTKipper
Caught one in a live trap. It woke up, anxiously waiting for me to relocate it and ran like the wind when I opened the cage.
Ultraviolento
Perfect description of my marriage!
TheDynastyOfThomasson
It ran away due to embarrassment
Bandignomette
It is really weird seeing all that cardboard in a garbage can.
PreciousPotato
youcanrelaxaroundme
Such poise. He musta studied at juliard
WashboardVag
KatHob10
Shit! I didn't hear the alarm! I'm late!
Evilwall
...2 points!
Redwolf2495
Befrie08
This ain't the galaxy...
ILoveSportsBras
That trash panda is just a barrel of laughs.
7humos
Why do all these idiots get close to what could be rabid raccoons?!?!? Is it because of Guardians of the Galaxy?
InfOracle
Or Elf.
Bonsaipanda
I was thinking about the same thing. You shouldn't approach a raccoon that's up and about in daytime.
abeigor
HE'S CONQUERED THE WARPED WALL!!!
XtraDownvote
Another quality post from
IamJaxusername
ThatIsTheTits
He's done it again, AnotherqualitypostfromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac has done it again
MysteryGIF
Username checks out
fskn
Another quality post from AnotherqualitypostfromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac.
XtraDownvote
That is now your official job
GoodMorningRaccoon
Always upvote Trash Panda
UncleVinny
I had one of those at my front door the other day. I looked at it and said "Hi trash Panda" then the little bastard growled at me.
nomisgnos
Is that better?
NiceGreenArrows
Try calling it cranky puppy next time.
Ashilino
Yeah i was working on my bike the other day and one strolled past, growled at me then pissed off. Like fuck you dude i was here first!
Cyrillus
That is their word.
SlotegeAllDay
I had one fucking hiss at me here in colorado. Bastard was huge
KeisatsuOtaku
Yeah, 25-30 lbs in the midwest.
Paoloc0mments
Scientific name is Canis Banditos.
DarthFutuza
Dog bandit?
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Well, canitos banditos would sound better...
sciencebasedlifeform
purgamentum cleptas
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
You can't use that term... that's their term... racist...
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Yeah... That's THEIR word. You can't use it.
notsureofanything
It's like it's a wild animal
UncleVinny
They don't like being called trash pandas...
Sirsir94
'Is that better?' 'Its worse... its way worse!'
zellar2020
Dumpster Bears is more PC.
WashboardVag
Contrary to popular opinion and usage, they find that term to be quite inflammatory.
Hayashima
"Urban Panda", then?
skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
cuz we vvont drop the panda
sausageseeker
They growl? I've never seen one in real life.
circlebreaker
They're loud AF at night when they fight. Sounds like animals 5X the size...
UncleVinny
I was just as surprised when it growled. Lol
Midiosa
They do more than growl. They will fuck you up. Rehabbed an older one that we couldn't even touch bc of how aggressive he was
TheWetLustyArgonianMaidRIP
Yeah. It's really creepy at night. I'm sure you could find a clip of one growling on YouTube.
UncleVinny
Here's one. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqe-Iw-VtfM
sausageseeker
Ahhhhh!
UncleVinny
I know, right? That deep growl is fucking crazy!