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An Email Went Out Around The Office About A Lost Pen. This Appeared In The Break Room The Next Day
Apparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigerator
Thief in the office
Office Refuses To Take Down This Non Operating Antiquated Piece Of Equipment
The Office Philosopher
When Walked Into The Office Kitchen To Find This
This... actually explains a few things.
brownbeard
Lost it at SACARSM
MizuryLillith
✔
Kittybitters
Someone stole my lunch once. I spent 10mins yelling "Where's my fucking burger!?" unfortunately I'm not very intimidating, they just laughed
btimup
But seriously people need to not take other people's things without getting permission first. It's unbelievable!
Risbell38
I hate food thieves
getthismanabeer
PSA: If you have drinks at work that can stay at room temp: keep them at your desk and only refrigerate one (maybe two) at a time.
Lassannn
That's a well drawn stick man.
candystarjones
Only 20 ppl in my office. All know my handwriting. Not brave enough to be this sarcastic.
peoniesinkittylitter
"plane white envelope"
volatiley
misunderstanding passive aggressive
zigcraft
Just a bunch of clickbait really
AuBoss
Yea. Less than half are.
Nieon3
This title sounds so much like clickbait
Aevlyn
I forgot to count coffee scoops while browsing this excellent dump. Coffee tastes like atomic death. Thanks!
CelticChant
Janice from accounting don't give a fuck
lemonwaterice
Was going to make the comment, and yet, here we are.
casabonitacasabonita
plane white envelope
RyanMcFlyin
you've just inspired an office revolution
RyanMcFlyin
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
johncenainatubofchocolate
Viva la Spanish Inquisition
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a390167380dad02543424d24243d35c3/tumblr_nomvtzofzG1qiaxzfo8_250.gif
ImJustinSane
I bet that Debbie is one fat bitch.
SpanWolf
Naw, she's Little.
Avatar720
I'm confused about the first one, don't cans of food usually have dates printed on them already?
neongraph
once you open a can the leftovers last just for 1-2 days, offices date them so they can identify spoiled food
dovahkiindredspirit
Put a drink in the fridge and a minute later it was stolen by someone clocking out. It gets very personal, very quickly. Don't be a Debbie
ProjectKurtz
If my shit got stolen I would very, VERY quickly turn my office fridge into a warzone. I don't give a fuck.
CorneliusCornwall
Daves 4 lyfe
SeeMyVests
Go get your tea, Dave
ringmidgets
But but, your name is Bob:|
Bizarrogreg
People who steal food at work are obnoxious cock-gobblers though.
GoochoLibre
None of my jobs' fridges ever had a thievery problem. Laborors know we earn our food and don't fuck with anyone else's.
lizziebennet
That's why I bought my own mini-fridge that no one else uses.
Superchief86
It's bad enough they gobble up all the food, but the cock too?? That's just greedy!
TheBreadlord
Dammit Debbie!
Dansore
My department has our own walk in freezer, so the four of us in that department just use that, cause the break room fridge is unsafe.
HelloMax
Neat
daletvak
Just build up a very high barbituate tolerance and lace all your food. Whoever goes into respiratory arrest did it.
Bizarrogreg
I prefer iocane powder myself
GoodRobotUsses
Inconceivable.
ProjectKurtz
My favorite is to put hot chili flakes under the cheese of pizza slices. I like spicy. Others, not so much.
blairmichod
Use restaurant grade concentrated hot sauce. Stuff a drop of which is good for gallons of soup. Douse your food in it. Then wait.
ProjectKurtz
Technically if you do something like that it could be considered poisoning. Gotta make it something you would still be willing to eat.
PolishSpaceProgram
Wait, last one is at Wargaming? O.o
JesseSlayer
This would probably not be the worst thing to happen at WG...
SpiderDonutsAreNutritious
It seems so. Is no one going to talk about the tree growing on top of the building???
SpiderDonutsAreNutritious
I realize that I should be seeing an explosion... In other news, here Cosmo with the weather. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdAXQYjAUhE
EvilBrainAngelHeart
That's a mushroom cloud from the exploding microwave.
dontblinkdontevenblinkanddontlookaway
the red bull one made me lol
MarkGuy
The best part about that one is that the guy probably spent like a solid hour of his work day making that thing
dontblinkdontevenblinkanddontlookaway
i know, it tickles me. if i didnt work from home i would totally do it
onespark
The grenade is funny!!
Cmycherrytree
Wait, if someone takes the number then walks away, then don't you have a live grenade about to explode on your desk? Still, problem solved!
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Prof in college had one in his office.
Okebel
That would've been a great thing to have on Ron Swanson desk.
MajorVice
The X and O on the flush one killed me.
epicsunshine
If only my office was half this entertaining. Instead, I have to go on imgur and watch other offices have fun...during work hours.
rabbihimself
I lost it at the dishes motivational poster in 3D. That was good.
daguq
Sorry for your loss. Ask at reception, it may have been handed in.
ImNotCryingImChoppingOnions
but no one was there
Doreibo
I laughed my ass off at the "Don't use under any circumstance". Couldn't go past it.
IAmMorePissedOffThanADragonTryingToBlowOutCandles
Soooo...the last one?
mooimabear
It was quite the...dish-ception. I'll see myself out.
Ignition101
Dishceptive
jimbob1
Took me way too long to figure out how they made it...
MrRandom314159
3D printing.
DavidIsDead
Me too. I felt kinda bad when I figured it out.
SparklingCockWaffle
I know right! Why don't we both say how they made at the same time to prove we both know it..3...2...1....
zarkingphoton
Maybe you could explain it for my friend? Sorry, he's a little slow.
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
Could probably be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they just cut out where the "meme'd" image is.
getthismanabeer
They printed the frame with the words and cut out the center, then taped/set it across the sink. @touchmybooty
GodApollo
I like how the last one is set to 4:20
bonerrrjamz
As a recent transplant to Colorado, I notice it everywhere.
MrPengie
Haha I noticed that too
sweetphotographergirl
I used to do 420 and 666 at my last job. No one ever said anything, but it never stayed like that very long.
GodApollo
How did you set a microwave to 6:66? There only 60 seconds in a minute
sweetphotographergirl
Try it yourself.
BillyIsBest
nataS si eh
ImLikeHeyWhatsUpHello
We get it dude, you smoke weed
trix420
In reality, iirc there could be someone visiting with like a pace maker or implant that can be affected and could cause them to die. Reality
Monka42
Yes
Foreskindisabled
Username checks out
zeusaprilo
i think that's why they wrote that note so the 4:20 wouldn't change. stoners...
emelgren
Can we give this comment exactly 420 upvotes? Let's see.
SeeMyVests
And my axe!
GodApollo
Im game
Eogos
I like how it shows that it's at one of war gaming's buildings.
Eogos
Even though I very much dislike war gaming
fe1od1or
The NA office is amazing.
Eogos
I just don't like them cause of what they did with Clan Wars a long time back. They gave out admin to certain big clans 1/?
Eogos
to have them moderate stuff for them since they had people playing almost constantly. The big clans would then use this to their 2/?
YesmynameisGreg
Plane envelope, eh?
iritebooks
StarTribune is the paper in Minneapolis. They must mean one from the airport...
sabertoothwastaken
Glad I wasn't the only one
LilKeith
Searched the comments just to see if someone else had noticed, good going mate.
behrditz
"ok so i clearly know its dave, cause daves a fucking moron."
InboxMeWhatYouLove
Just curious, how do you pronounce it? Envelope or Envelope?
RosieGarden
Awnvelope
MistoKat
It's pronounced Envelope
ecodude
Actually, I've always pronounced it enveLOpe.
BigTruckRegularPenis
heathen
Retsam19
Technically speaking, all of those food items have Debbie's name on them, now.
Enquidou
just cross out the "not" :)
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
And there's green tea for the Daves. Nothing for Slagathor? ):
samsonguy920
Slagathor = Not Debbie.
Dingohedge
Oh bravo on the reference there good sir.
Aregion
Not the milk.
Aregion
Ot orange juice... or whatever you have in the canister on the bottom right.
Monka42
Must be Debbie's milk
samsonguy920
The milk she spoils.
idothingshere
Found Debbie!
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Technically speaking, all the notes say is that none of those items are Debbies. The jug of milk might be a Debbie.
Retsam19
You know that I was making a joke, right? That I do actually know what "Not Debbie's" means but am pretending not to for humorous effect?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Yup, and upvoted! I just noticed that they left out the apostrophes so all they say is "no Debbies in here" (:
Retsam19
Oops. And I was sarcastic about you missing my joke. Open mouth insert foot.
TechnicalDrift
God dammit the microwave fuse thing is happening in my office right now.
Beefkins
The microwave in our hospital break room will trip the fuse if you try to make popcorn.
colinstu
Microwaves use 1000-1500w depending. 15-20a lines are common.... Yeah will run into this problem. Need separate electrical runs.
JustALullabi
So what you should do I put them on different fuses. I mean, how hard can it be?
szepasszony
I work in a brand-new lab with multi-million dollar equipment (and electrical work to match), and this still happens to us.
HerbertQuain
"Do not use but one microwave..." - doesn't that actually mean use more than one? (Asking as a non-native speaker)
NotFatJustCultivatingMass
That's how I understood it and I'm a native speaker. But I might be an idiot, so
EmpyreanEquinox
It does. It's like when people say "I could care less". It's a common mistake, but you can tell what they meant from context.
Izziam
As some1 who has a kosher kitchen & requires a separate microwave 4 meat & 4 milk, it's normal 2 have 2 microwaves & only use 1 @ a time
DemonsRun
Or you could double-wrap the food? https://www.ou.org/jewish_action/06/2007/kosher_food_in_a_non_kosher_office/
Izziam
Yes but not always am I interested in double wrapping,
Chickenlicker
Do you think kosher food is ruined when reheated by a microwave that also reheats non-kosher food?
Izziam
Generally, yes. I wouldn't say it's "ruined" as its fine for someone who doesn't keep kosher,
Chickenlicker
Kosher is ridiculous. There, I said it.
Izziam
Well, you are entitled to your opinion, your opinion is just as protected as my right to keep kosher... They're both in the 1st ammendment!
CairoLen
Yes, that is a rule of kosher. Some even keep separate dishwashers. Don't ask me why. That's the extent of my knowledge on the subject.
Chickenlicker
That's ridiculous.
Izziam
Chicken can be made kosher too by the way, I wouldn't lick it though... That's just weird
GaryTheCuttlefish
That's some pretty efficient typing you've got there.
Izziam
New to imgur, how do I comment with more than 140 letters?
sweetnaivety
Most people just reply to their comments with a second comment that continues from where the first comment left off.. if that makes sense
TwoCheese
Convention is to end a comment with multiple parts with 1/
GaryTheCuttlefish
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