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All the brown you see are spiders trying to escape the flood water
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Talori
Is that cricket the size of a rat??
worldwarzero
Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopefuckthatnopenopenopenope
VanZaiden
ARE THOSE FUCKING MOLE CRICKETS TOO ?? ×_×
stayingalive4life
FIHAB
Drowned cricket for size...
exokortex
ajhorselady84
That country has to be at least 20% spider
mrsdowneyjr
MOTHER FUCKING NO!!!
OrmaxDaSlayr
Is that a giant cricket?
TempPlayer
That's three plagues in three years. Next four will be interesting....
FitzChevalric
Hookkid1
Thanks, Fuck you.
somebodythatyouusetoknow
PurpleBranch
The world is so lucky that Australia is an island and almost all the scariest animals and insects are over there so we can sleep in peace.
onecattwocatbigcatsmallcat
How big is the cricket at the bottom left?
MidlandRedux
About the size of a banana.
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
Its 1/20th of a washing machine.
DrewK98
'Bout tree fiddy.
kaijuuGold
at least the spider population rebounded from the wild fires
HeadTurdL
Yes, that seems like a good place to stand.
Fairdinkums
Theres places that were burned down, rebuilt into a pandemic, and are now underwater or covered in rodents and insects. We're fucked.
mormacil
Mother Nature is giving you a hint, perhaps stop investing in coal :P
ratcamper
Tell that to ScoMo!
Gayforbae
Maybe thats why the apocalypse started in australia in madmax.
smoothanubis
Maybe nature is trying to tell them something?
LurkerOfDarkness
Yes, that land that burned down doesn't retain as much water, so floods are going to be worse.
mobileimgurlags
Stay strong. The U.S. is in a sh*tty spot too
1LostPuppy
Yes but stupidity should not count as a natural phenomenon such as rain, or spiders.
mobileimgurlags
I didnt say it was natural but stupidity is natural and they cant seem to learn facts so. Idk what im saying but i hate the loud minority
TrilithonStone
You sure that's all of them?
Idrinkforevil
I say we lift off and nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
DistortionWorldGod
I’m beginning to suspect that last year’s wildfire were just Aussies burning these hellspawns but got out of control
funchermuncher
On fire one year flooding the next who fucked up ?
MilometersKilometers
Stolen land of genocide and replacing those lost with criminals.
funchermuncher
I’d say burn some sage but then we’re back to being on fire
railgap
Seems a nasty place to visit, and I wouldn't want to live there. Woomera in the summer with all water being pumped 300m through rusty pipe/
railgap
was fairly miserable and that was < 2 wks.
Bigz2277
GraemeDynard
Bring back the wildfires
gsmdo
HeyWhaddaya
Yes.
PuppersArtAndScience
No no. We did that last year
ITweetBBQ
three weeks later, you are overrun by the insects the spiders would have eaten
ProfessionalTwatWaffle
They tried that once, it didn't work.
0forallx
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aSuspiciousPanda
Pretty sure that's what's caused the flooding though...
BeardedWonder82
whatintarnation9
Is this how the bad wildfires start there?
lifeguard96
Exterminatus
insertrandomword
Not again
Starhaven350
Great now you have painced spiders on fire trying to climb you
gsmdo
Painced spiders are the worst...
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twodamngoon
This happened to my house in the flood of 93. You think this makes your skin crawl, think real life from 2 feet away.
AndreTheHunter
The horror, in video from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd5KcsbcLWw
Starhaven350
The best video ever
heavymetalmechanic
And they are walking through it?!?!
iamlegendinjapan
Yeah if you could actually sit still long enough we'd actually be able to see the spiders
gostoso666
Australia really displeased the old Gods
ErudiousRex
I think the scale is a bit distorted, not that it matters much because... fawk spiders... but whats the deal with the football-like crickets
VaultGirl69
Probably loved by the old gods and the new one forgot about flooding it...
finewine8sU
And the new
sfrinlan
Everyone always forgets about the middle gods
MastahPetah
Especially the australians
merlos
The Brits were dicks for sending people there
TheS4ndm4n
It was supposed to be a punishment. So...
merlos
Good point, but still. They wanted to claim the land before the french
OzzyKnight
You'd think it was built on top of ancient aborigenal sacred places or something.
mormacil
I mean we did try to stamp out any knowledge of them with re-education camps for the indigenous kids.
Bakerysnake
What British colonized country hasn't?
mormacil
To a certain extend India, where Christianity was of course spread but not full on destruction of Hinduism and Buddhism etc.
Bakerysnake
That sounds about right but did they at least try?
mormacil
Not really, same can btw applied to Malta though you could argue that wasn't really colonization. Like Ireland that was more conquest. 1/2
STAYoung6
On the bright side, no mosquitoes
Beevanstoy
Yet
Phislammajama
As a resident of Houston Texas. This will make their population explode. Fact. After Harvey they were spraying from planes to control them.
NessUsedPSY
Oh theres fucking mozzies
whodathunkit
Mosquitoes are nothing. Sandflies... those are Satan's fucked up joke. They will bite you, then pee in the bite, takes WEEKS to stop itching
1LostPuppy
They come later, from the flooded water.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
After the spiders die O.o
VaultGirl69
And the spiders will feast.
Dahnzo
Yeah stagnant water is an ideal condition for mosquitoes
LeftRightThere
But at what cost...
idontenglishsorry
I know its a joke but I rather have spiders than mosquitos, specially if they are these harmless spiders. Spiders wont bother humans 1/2
idontenglishsorry
we dont have anything they like, however, we are full of food for mosquitoes
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
The cost is too great to bear...
ChumboBrown
No, they’re spiders not bears.
LeftRightThere
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
So I know you were making a joke but I really don't know if it was supposed to be "bear" or "bare". Google said bear.