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My youngest daughter literally got home from school holding a rock and announcing that she has a new rock for her rock collection.
whitestgirlyouknow
HELLO FELLOW GOBLINS where are the shiny things?
MegaIncestFutaNTRcreampies
mqm4141
I didn’t know there was a goblin culture. I’m at least 50% goblin then.
slotheroll
TIL I'm apparently a Goblin
VonKarnstein
letthereberock
If only that first bin were filled with dice.
AMRIV
Shiny math rocks*
MotherSekmet
well..it would seem I have dated a goblin. never was he happier then when I gave him cool rocks and a pin for his beanie
pawningpanda
Rip and Tear the GAWBLINSSSS!
mdzmdz
#1
Thunderchunks
Fuck. I'm a bugbear or something I guess. Goblin, but bigger. No perching for me, but otherwise, yes. Also, *_moss_*
splungedude
Holy shit, I just realized my wife is pretty high up on the goblin scale. She would love the thrift store gift
funtobehad
I've been reading goblincore/naturecorestuff a lot lately. I'm into it, but some of these behaviors are indicative of mental health problems
funtobehad
Just wanted to throw that out there. Be your little goblin self, but if you start to horde or isolate, talk to someone.
BeardedBlueEyes
Don't @ me like this! But yes a lot of ND folk fit the goblin bill. You'll find goblincore and crowcore stuff near us a lot.
justarandomfandom
Spice up that goblin culture with a healthy dose of depression and compulsive behaviors
kriswinters
Xannos
Movie???
secretdpp
Solid movie, sequels are entertaining but they do veer away from good to so bad its good by the last. The Prophecy
kriswinters
The Prophecy
DustyMcKnuckles
No one? Ill be that guy then. Is it Thursday yet? Nott the Brave:
IWantToSpaceBattleYou
Ahhhhhhhh
AlexanderElcazorro
*Nott, the Brave. She earned that comma.
DustyMcKnuckles
SPOILER IN REPLY
DustyMcKnuckles
*Veth Brenatto. She earned her hapiness by being a general badass. And having some supremely tricky friends...
Utecr
TFW you realize you’re the goblin friend
justarandomfandom
What if you're the mom friend and the goblin friend? Behold my bag of literally fucking everything, including my shinies. I emerge from my
justarandomfandom
Cave of darkness and internet just to check in on my friends who need life advice, only to crawl back in or get distracted
Idoitallforthecookies
I think my daughter may be a goblin.
BeesKneesJohanson
Larrimus1
The Disturbing Ideology of Goblin Slayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPX2fWgoiyg
Snooj
An hour and thirteen minutes to say he hates Goblins?
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BeesKneesJohanson
I read part of the thread, and all I can say is that if you look deep enough you can find allegories your various plights in everything...
BeesKneesJohanson
GS is really more of a show about a DnD-like world where the gods roll dice and play with people’s fates. But you see it play out from...
Fledbeast578
Some people will stretch things out, or say them over and over again. Makes you wonder how they get things done.
DurendaI
Goblins, eh?
afahrlig
Akilles
bizzarro world
fugue042
A goblin-themed dump? Have an updoot!
luuuxz
Goblin core is a thing on Tumblr
SoraHjort
MrSaturday
And this is from...
SoraHjort
Teen Slime in RPGLand- I mean "That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime"
SoraHjort
It's flawed, but fun. It's a recommended watch from me. It can be a bit risque here and there though. (gif is tame)
MrSaturday
Alright, I'll check it out. And sfw, nsfw, I've no problem with either.
jjsjosCreator
dping goblin things ? oh my
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
I was also going to mention the 'dping'. Glad I'm not the only one.
BeardedBlueEyes
Oh no!!!!
afahrlig
PHCarter
Any Necrogoblikon fans?
MechaNinja
Thanks for Nothing, Moon.
slartibartfas
Blake242
Mortiis?
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Yep
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
WakingUpBears
KoRplussomeletters
CommissarFuklaw
I can hear this gif, but it's the abridged version.
PxC4
Orcbolg gonna give it to ya!
flyingmonkeystick
Kamikirimaru gon’ give it to ya!
Larrimus1
The Disturbing Ideology of Goblin Slayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPX2fWgoiyg
Snooj
An hour and thirteen minutes to say he hates Goblins?
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flyingmonkeystick
This really is too much of a stretch.
Larrimus1
I’m sorry you feel that way, but the video literally spends nearly half its hour runtime backing up the claims I made with evidence.
LookingLikeASnack
Some people will stretch things out, or say them over and over again. Makes you wonder how they get anything done.
ScottSteinerMaths
As Rosa Parks once said, nah.
Larrimus1
I'm sorry you think one word suffices as a counterargument for an hour long video essay. I'll be happy to discuss this with you if (1/2)
Larrimus1
(2/2) you decide to actually ever engage with the arguments I presented.
DianNaoChong
Nah.
flyingmonkeystick
It’s looking too deep, trying to find hidden meaning where none exists. This sort of shit pops up quite a lot and it’s always bullshit.
Larrimus1
(2/2) are almost always the ones who are wrong.
Larrimus1
You’re right that people interpreting stories as having deeper meaning pops up a lot, but people who argue it isn’t there (like you) (1/2)
davebeastly
There's an imgurian that draws sexy female goblins and pretty much nothing else.
shyasen
An Imgurian needs a name!!!
Thunda17
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Snooj
Might be this although there is plenty else: https://imgur.com/user/wampyrekeli/submitted
davebeastly
Close enough.
venom250
.
doesntmatter
An imgurian needs a link!
RhinoNaut
My shinies
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
Thems good shinies
NotaCPA
one of your rocks is definitely not a rock.
DatDarthCaedus
Most of the lower right bowl seems to be ceramics, porcelain, bottle pieces and other human-created things worn smooth by natural forces.
moffit
and a buttplug
FLFrank42
TheCaptain00
Hello Hogwart.
Ragabash1
You remind me of the babe..
KylePrunier
What babe?
wellthisjustgotinteresting
The babe for SPABE! Wait, wrong series.
jherazob
The babe with the power
qtRaven
The babe with the power.
pawningpanda
What power?
qtRaven
The power of Voodoo.
Crombrumbo
I still believe in goblins
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
#2 I've got that friend, but he's 6'6" and in no way looks like a goblin.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
At every event, we toss the first piece of food into the fire "for the gods" and because why the hell not. One time I missed while tossing a
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Chunk of cheese in. He scooped it, someone else, "That cheese is for the gods!", he said, "The gods should have been faster.", and pops it
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
In his mouth. That weekend we had some of the heaviest rain I've seen in Ohio. Knee-deep mud in our camp, people lost shoes. He wasn't sorry
DrunkKingOfImgur
Bugbears are a large, hairy subspecies of goblin
tychog99
Or, you know, hobgoblins. Though they are significantly less Goblin-ish in their ways
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
AgamemnonsMemes
Goblin is less about looks and more about Energy
StevenFarmer
Hobgoblin.
Groundskeeper
Larrimus1
The Disturbing Ideology of Goblin Slayer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPX2fWgoiyg
Groznek
Thanks, I always struggled to word what bothered me about this series.
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
...it wasn't the rape scene?
Groznek
Well, yes, of course that. I figured that was a given.
Snooj
An hour and thirteen minutes to say he hates Goblins?
lizardbones
What the fuck? Goblin slayer is literally "goblins are the worst thing in existence, nobody else wants to kill them"
Larrimus1
He's not saying he hates goblins, he's talking about how disturbing it is that so many surrounding the show use the goblins as a (1/4)
Larrimus1
(3/4) is why I posted that video. Of course, you would know this if you actually bothered to watch the video as opposed simply mocking
Larrimus1
(2/4) metaphor for immigrants & other minorities. There's a lot more than this, which would take me over 100 comments to summarize, which
Larrimus1
(4/4) me for posting a viewpoint contrary to yours.
kodiak931155
So... Gobbies bad?
ODSTsRule
And how about a brief summary when you post a link to AN HOUR LONG video?
LookingLikeASnack
Some people will stretch things out, or say them over and over again. Makes you wonder how they get anything done.
JStengah
Wanna give me a TL:DR? GS is a deeply broken character and stable at all, but he's fun to watch. It's like rooting for the Terminator.
Ninisty
From what I gleamed, it looked like a lot of talking about appealing to fascist and supremacist ideals as an undertone story telling.
JStengah
I can get behind that. But it is a power fantasy show. Its bad guys need to be unequivocally evil for its particular story to really work.
JStengah
If the Goblins nature was more shades of grey, if there were any neutral or good goblins, GS is no longer the hero. That'd also be an
Fledbeast578
Fascist and Suprematist? Goblins are literally a race that can’t even breed on their own, they forcefully kidnap, imprison, and rape women.
somedudeyoumightknow
I mean...that's how racist people talk about the races they really wanna demonize. They'll take your women and impregnate them.
Efreeti
I guess some racists have that kind of view of other races?
rooik14
This is completely idiotic. Goblin Slayer is not about fascism. Goblins are a metaphor for societal ills no one wants to deal with 1/
Larrimus1
Goblins are literally a race that forcefully kidnap, imprison, and rape women. That's how racist people talk about the races they want (1/3)
Larrimus1
(2/3) want to demonize. The fact that you think some vague reference to societal woes serves as a truer parallel than that shows how much
Larrimus1
(3/3) you've let your love for the show prevent you from perceiving anything negative of significance about it.
rooik14
There's literally no parallels to other races here. It's a reach to say it's about racism. Is every piece of fiction about monsters now 1/
Snooj
I think they are a metaphor for goblins.
rooik14
I mean if you just want to engage with the surface-level story that's fun and fine too, but art often has more than just surface-level stuff
Snooj
I think people go crazy with that, though. Sometimes a goblin is just a goblin. You can make any analogy and fan theory you want but it 1-
rooik14
2/ because they're not flashy enough/won't raise your reputation. Things like homelessness, poverty, hunger and the like. It's a thankless
rooik14
3/ job to put in the effort to help with these situations. People hurt by these metaphorical monsters. People will deride you and look down
rooik14
4/ on you for even trying. That's for "lesser" people to care about. Not to mention I know someone on the spectrum who really identifies
HolyPlaceboBatman
TIL I am a goblin.
magicrhombus
For me everything fits except the hoarding.
HolyPlaceboBatman
That would make you a Marie Kondo Goblin.
idontfinishmysentences
*looks over at my boxes of shinies “Not me. Nah.” *remembers being offended my kids weren’t interested in rando rocks at yard sale “Oh no”
bumpusfrancus
Did you guys know that moss grows on the shaded and damp side of a tree and that means that here in the pnw moss grows EVERYWHERE
Finain
I didn't steal the pens in middle school, people just left them behind and I grabbed them. OK I stole a couple... I had like 50 pens
Folio77
Yuuup. Great, another reason for my gf to hate me.
BasmatiRice
Seriously though, have you ever walked barefoot over moss?
KalleGusta
I collect bottles, good rocks, coins, wine corks, spoons, rusty stuff... List goes on, I make weird sound effects... guess I’m a goblin :0
Gonnaderpya
When I got to the part about the plastic aquarium jewels I truly felt that in my soul
discollama
Oh yes, the j e w e l s
Foffett
you already know the ones. Ominous and correct
jex0
I literally have like 20 glass bottles on my desk each from a different drink the gift idea image fits me a little too well.
cre8majic
for me, 50 bucks at a thrift store would delight me
CythrawlArawn
No shit right, those hit too close to home. Especially the night driving one.
HolyPlaceboBatman
deaddogsmuggler
Are you DPing?
colourmestupid9041
Same. Only 4'11" - makes sense...
Spuduck
I just learned th same thing..dont feel personally attacked..why shouldnt i have loads of storage for shiny rocks
SoraHjort
SmutGrrrl
Fuckin SAME!!! Like... very unexpected
limeeater
Big same. The piles of trash. Staaring at my monitor uinblickning in my dark room utnil the wee hours of them orn.
takkupaola
Me too. I'm surprised but not disappointed.
justarandomfandom
I have a random 'collection' of odd bottles, rocks, and antiques...
admiralgeneralmanbearpig
TIL I married a goblin
LordSethos
I stole these to show my wife that I too am.
Lonecoon
I read this and thought, "Oh shit, I'm a goblin."
questetheincubator
TIL I hoard goblins, literally everyone I have ever known o.o does this make me dragon?
Pentacus
Check to make sure they're actually goblins, if they're kobolds then you're a dragon.
uptaco
I work baking shifts (4am). I have the exact reaction to other cars on my drive in to work. That and "please don't pull me over,
uptaco
I just want to bake bread and sweets and go home."
Foffett
Used to work night truck shifts; same.
GoldblumNoises
The man in charge of donuts shall fear no police
ScarecrowSticks
I'm kenku with goblin attributes
IWANTFUNNY
What kenku? Goblin brAin No unDersTand
ScarecrowSticks
WolfofEdensGate
One of us. One of us
Moongobl1n
I'm relevant!!
trencapins
Yeah, 1'50m tall (or short) and a face only a mother could love, I'm def a goblin. At least I now know where I belong
Coolmikefromcanada
shinny rock clack clack?
dyc3r
Yeah. I feel like I finally know me.
superbest
Same but I’m also over 6’ so I might be an orc
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Orcs are ok, we gave them sanctuary from other humans and now they make up the bulk of our armies. Course they need a mage controlling them.
OverMyDadBody
No orcs are gym freaks and bouncers
thisoneisjustforyoureyes
I share your concern and feel the same about myself
PapaSammich
Your comment did not get the love n upvotes it deserved, my friend.
kittenkatt
Quick question, but... where, exactly, are you taking those hobbits?
Meerlyy
AxingForADownvote
ISENGARD most likely
superbest
I mean if they can make it there. We’ve had nothing but maggoty bread for weeks and the boys are complaining about no meat on the menu.
kittenkatt
There... there ya go!
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Hobgoblin more like
BC2k2
Fuck that, I'm a goddamn Bugbear and I'm fucking majestic!
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
Hell yeah.
BC2k2
FllintEasywood
Depends on the level of self maintenance.
hugatree11
Uhh self maintenance as in.. staying in bed as much as possible.. staying up till at LEAST 1:00 AM.. *hiss* I no like the shower
hugatree11
“OH I DON’T DESERVE FOOD TODAY!!”
Onsvaltti
1am? Dear god, I go to sleep 9:00am the earliest, and sleep to 5:30pm...
WaterDragonHaku
Nope, that makes you a troll
superbest
scourtt
Sames. Let's share shiny stories.
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GMontag451
Metal rocks! Also, metal rocks!
Kehy
Unfortunately I discovered salt water aquariums, and keeping live coral. Specifically zoas. This is incredibly unhelpful for my budget
Foffett
Yeah any sort of fish based things are money pits. Bye bye shiny coins, hello whiney fish and rocks!
Kehy
Expensive, incredibly collectable. And they change colors with light changes
bumpusfrancus
I spent thirty dollars once on a huge cubic zirconium from ebay. It's sooo shiny
MontyPythonKillerRabbit
Sunk probably over 2k into rocks, seashells, colorful snakes and bugs, and the weirdest orchids I could find. No regrets
RhinoNaut
Sea glass is nice. I have a bowl full of them.
RhinoNaut
I also have a little box of random coins someone gave me when I was like 10.
Aldante92
I collect and polish bottlecaps. I have over 400 of them, and took up drinking beer just to get more. I like digging my hands into the pile!
discollama
Once I made hundreds of strings with shiny prism beads on either end and gave them to all my friends to hang fun places for sparklies.
hugatree11
I was that one kid who scrounged underneath the aisles at the store for shiny and cardboards. Now I get paper clips and nails and ROCK
KalleGusta
I do have a box full of (Shiny) old coins that my grandpa had. I also collect spoons... :3
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
For me, fabrege-style eggs, fancy teacups, assorted figurines, those "healing crystal" things (I don't believe in them, just like shiny) &
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
large mineral specimens, those expensive bedazzled 3D greeting cards, glass stuff that's cut to sparkle in light, and dragon collectibles
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I also have an expensive, completely custom engagement ring that I never wear. I just take it out every so often to look at the sparkle.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I prefer being called a dragon, because they also hoard cool shiny stuff (but let's be honest, I'm a goblin).
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MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
Ouch :/
hugatree11
I hoard food no matter what the rules are YOU CAN’T STOP ME
Datmouse
I hoard dragons so I think that counts.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I do too, lol. I don't like to think about how much money went into my collectibles. The McFarlane figurines are my favorite.
Datmouse
Oh, those are awesome! Mine is probably my Franklin Mint "Guardian of the Skies". I was soo damn mad when it got damaged while moving...
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
I just looked that up and I want! But the risk of damage to a figurine that size is high, and I was moving every couple years or so when I
mindfracture
I also horde dragons just the bad kind
Datmouse
Bad kind?
mindfracture
No one tell em