Goodnight America

HeadlessNorseman

I also like to beat my meat.

9 years ago |

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sendbobsandvageneiguess

Clever +1

9 years ago |

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simplification

9 years ago |

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growingabeard

I don't get it

9 years ago |

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FeeltheFX

He likes taking his meat from behind?

9 years ago |

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Nebchris360

I see what you did there...+1

9 years ago |

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InvictusBellator

You never finish?

9 years ago |

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CapitalNick

Me runs faster than my meat.

9 years ago |

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watchmang

I think it's funny

9 years ago |

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iamthisguy247

Somewhere there is a runner looking at this point wondering "why did they have to make me into a steak?"

9 years ago |

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PhantomCloud

You win a race against a raw steak?

9 years ago |

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lapisknight

Your meat trails behind you? Impressive.

9 years ago |

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wibblewobbledibbledabble

You are two black guys running?

9 years ago |

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Amyloohooo73

I'm sad it took me 12 seconds to get it and not five

9 years ago |

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caralhovoador

Enjoy yourself, kiddo

9 years ago |

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CirB

Puntastic!

9 years ago |

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askmeaboutmysuperpower

You finish before your steak does. Very funny indeed

9 years ago |

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WEAREGRID

Because you'll be beating your meat. Clever.

9 years ago |

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SugarSmack

9 years ago |

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shamoolie

Oh! Hahahaha

9 years ago |

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peaceloveandgraffiti

9 years ago |

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flamecoloredskies

*cleaver

9 years ago |

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Maori

Miss the opportunity to say "Cleaver".

9 years ago |

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DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight

Yeah just ruin the joke for everyone. Thanks pal

9 years ago |

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earlobe

+1 for you, -1 for that guy

9 years ago |

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aPurpleLiger

If you didn't get it before reading the comment, it's helpful. If you got it already, it's not ruined for you.

9 years ago |

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Hadryeal

You outrun your steak?

9 years ago |

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stopyellingatme43

It's a count to 10 joke.

9 years ago |

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lnboxMeYourPUGS

I believe the meat is supposed to be shaped like the country Kenya so it's a political joke

9 years ago |

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NinjaFood

He raced the steaks

9 years ago |

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jailorserry

Oh come on it's clearly labeled meat

6 years ago |

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ThisUsernameUsedToBeAvailable

You overtake your beef cake?

9 years ago |

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9 years ago (deleted Jan 16, 2017 4:00 AM) |

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VortexKiki

(Insert missing the joke gif here)

9 years ago |

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Garlic9000

He raced the beef.

9 years ago |

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halshing

You make protein second priority.

9 years ago |

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shizukaze01

YOU MORON, YOU WASTED A PERFECTLY GOOD SET UP TO SAY "HE RACED THE STEAKS"

9 years ago |

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TR8RT0Rscum

You deserve more upvotes

9 years ago |

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TR8RT0Rscum

You deserve more upvotes

9 years ago |

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shizukaze01

I deserve nothing!

9 years ago |

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iamthisguy247

Maybe he just didn't notice it so he's saying its a missed steak.

9 years ago |

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Dornzzz

Why :( y u do dis

9 years ago |

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sunyudai

To whit he whets his wit.

9 years ago |

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