Apr 24, 2017 5:51 AM
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phonedog365
A friend would like too know who "Anna" is...
CaptainHyperbole
Then imagine punching the wife that broke up the Beatles then moving to Hollywood for a year long bender?
PretentiousMaaaaaaannnn
Dammit, this really illustrated how stupid this song is. I really liked it before.
Nuggetti
A Perfect Circle's version is far better.
Cruise1687
Seconded
daveisamonster
Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can. -You missed the line that contains the whole point of the song.
AngronTheRedAngel
v I prefer becoming a religious zealot and knowing only war.
KaiHerrera
I don't know if you can see but on each one of those panels one of them accepted the other guy's culture but we don't see the opposite...
spookyactionatadistance
Except he was rich, very spiritual, mentally abused his wife and kids. So ya.
TrueNorthernLights
Yeah. People would only go to war over resources, cultural practices, and other ideals.
HowAboutThatUpdog
I'd like to see someone snap a kalash in half without any effort
JohnG34897
I can 100% say that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did not subscribe to the philosophy expressed in this song.
DungeonMaster69
Of course there is still war! God damn French-Chinese think they should be allowed to Hawaji
purple0king
Imagine if people weren't assholes
MrDeadsr
Didn't John Lennon hit his wife?
TwoByteHero
I think so, not 100% but he was def a POS to her and cut their kid out of his estate. I believe his and Yoko's kid got it all.
whyisthisusernametaken
He just wants peace, man.
eddyfinnso
I'm delightfully surprised to see Harvey Milk included.
Travasaurus82
agitatorific19000
Now kith.
MrRauchPotato
The worlds could be one together cosmos without hatred, stars like diamonds in the sky! Goodbye, moonman!
kiathedead
Religion isnt the only reason people fight and have wars.
DingoMartinez
1/2 I love how many of the people pictured here either did socially abhorrent things or just lived a life/held beliefs contradicting this
2/2 Absurdly, embarrassingly, hypocritical, oversimplified worldview.
sprayingmantis
We're all just people, man. Hypocrisy ain't a virtue, but lets all just think about change for the better.
TotallySaneScientist
Doesn't sound as profitable.
Lucifer6666
The only thing I could think of at the end of this was. So you all are laying down your arms and are not going to resist. World domination
mikethegratest
One of the worst songs ever.
Amazinglightbulb
skribl
That isn't how peace works. There will be no peace until there are infinite resources and every bit of history is removed
KrondorMocker
.....I AM THE WALRUS!!!
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Life doesn't start and stop around you you piece of shit Donny.
MatRocks1985
But are you the Egg Man???
QueenOfPwn
zenatsu
COO COO CACHOO
WellThatsOriginal
Bless you!
kingdavidx
V I Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov
ralphtheraptor
V. I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
BigfudgeDrshokk
Shut the fuck up Donny
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh... You know what I mean.
ronkooby
And there it is
LocusSolus
I wish I had more than one upvote you beautiful bastard
muisverriet
I am he as you are me as you are he as we are all together
mcolley73
I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me. After all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people.
n080dy123
YoSoyLechuga
I am the slime
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
You're missing the last frame where we still blow each other up lol
PianoMan2112
This is the most cynical and depressing set of comments I've ever read.
MeMomsSpaghetti
John actually called this the equivalent of a "Communist Manifesto"
ThisIsSteel
Didn't this guy used to beat his wife?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I can only imagine.... wait...
askaglassofwater
Which wife?
HusbandsBulge
Yeah, but he's getting better all the time.
aeonicentity
Advocating for socialism makes evil men moral, I thought everyone knew this.
THRILLHOUSE69
He beat a lot of people. He was a dick
memepolice420
I think he was a pretty heavy drug user while raising his child
NickBrennan
He raised his child? Reading about how he and Yoko treated his kid, they will always be douchebags. She tried to save face after the fact.
But I mean who isn't! Gotta block that loud crying noise out somehow
13thDukeofWybourne
That's no secret. He literally sang "I used to be cruel to my woman/I beat her and kept apart from the things that she loved/ Man I was mean
BigNasty55
The song Jealous Guy literally sounds like an abuser comforting their SO after beating them
supernintendo64
I thought that was Paul.
Paul's song, but this input was from John.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
"no countries or religions, this means nothing to fight for". Well how about food, water, or the fact that some people are just dicks?
Pubert1
I mean if we're being honest a lot of it comes down to greed for money and power
Tradition is also a big factor. "We've hated X for ages, so it must be right", etc.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
To those who live in utopia, the standard deviation is a war lord.
Manbob456
Sounds like someone listens to "aerials" by SOAD.
theloneponderer
As long as Ron Perlman is narrating it, I'm in.
If you take away all other separating factors people will eventually pick a different reason to fight.
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Yup, this. People don't seem to recognize, good stuff is good because there is bad stuff to create a balance. What if everything was good--
all the time? Then things would essentially lose meaning very easily.
OopsPoops
This is the reason why the original matrix didn't work. Humans need strife and conflict.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
And we'd still argue about who's more peaceful.
kamkor1
Then they shall learn on our peacefully ways by force
driftinginspace
Well that's a sour note for me, damnit
[deleted]
Soo angry....guess I'll learn how to be peaceful from you.
Ayzay
The comment was meant to be ironic, but I think it went over most people heads, that or I'm just not very good with irony.
Exactly. Religion is only one thing people go to war over. The entire second world war had nothing to do with religion.
Quarantinous
I really don't like how MLK Jr is pushed in with this stuff. He was a pro gun God fearing Christian, not an anti religion hippie...
intashu
I'd be okay if fights were for who's more peaceful. Two armies trying to out benefit a 3rd world country instead of blown it up.
humptydumptywastheking
Spoiler: it's me. I'm the most peaceful, and I'll murder anyone who says different.
Fairdinkums
You murdered humpty dumpty didn't you
AShartInTheWind
Wasn't humpty dumpty a cannon?
No comment.
PuppermintJerryJr
You messed up boi.
imgurianitarian
v
Lol this is great
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
Egghead had it comin.
phonedog365
A friend would like too know who "Anna" is...
CaptainHyperbole
Then imagine punching the wife that broke up the Beatles then moving to Hollywood for a year long bender?
PretentiousMaaaaaaannnn
Dammit, this really illustrated how stupid this song is. I really liked it before.
Nuggetti
A Perfect Circle's version is far better.
Cruise1687
Seconded
daveisamonster
Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can. -You missed the line that contains the whole point of the song.
AngronTheRedAngel
KaiHerrera
I don't know if you can see but on each one of those panels one of them accepted the other guy's culture but we don't see the opposite...
spookyactionatadistance
Except he was rich, very spiritual, mentally abused his wife and kids. So ya.
TrueNorthernLights
Yeah. People would only go to war over resources, cultural practices, and other ideals.
HowAboutThatUpdog
I'd like to see someone snap a kalash in half without any effort
JohnG34897
I can 100% say that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did not subscribe to the philosophy expressed in this song.
DungeonMaster69
Of course there is still war! God damn French-Chinese think they should be allowed to Hawaji
purple0king
Imagine if people weren't assholes
MrDeadsr
Didn't John Lennon hit his wife?
TwoByteHero
I think so, not 100% but he was def a POS to her and cut their kid out of his estate. I believe his and Yoko's kid got it all.
whyisthisusernametaken
He just wants peace, man.
eddyfinnso
I'm delightfully surprised to see Harvey Milk included.
Travasaurus82
agitatorific19000
Now kith.
MrRauchPotato
The worlds could be one together cosmos without hatred, stars like diamonds in the sky! Goodbye, moonman!
kiathedead
Religion isnt the only reason people fight and have wars.
DingoMartinez
1/2 I love how many of the people pictured here either did socially abhorrent things or just lived a life/held beliefs contradicting this
DingoMartinez
2/2 Absurdly, embarrassingly, hypocritical, oversimplified worldview.
sprayingmantis
We're all just people, man. Hypocrisy ain't a virtue, but lets all just think about change for the better.
TotallySaneScientist
Doesn't sound as profitable.
Lucifer6666
The only thing I could think of at the end of this was. So you all are laying down your arms and are not going to resist. World domination
mikethegratest
One of the worst songs ever.
Amazinglightbulb
skribl
That isn't how peace works. There will be no peace until there are infinite resources and every bit of history is removed
KrondorMocker
.....I AM THE WALRUS!!!
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Life doesn't start and stop around you you piece of shit Donny.
MatRocks1985
But are you the Egg Man???
QueenOfPwn
zenatsu
COO COO CACHOO
WellThatsOriginal
Bless you!
kingdavidx
V I Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov
ralphtheraptor
V. I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
BigfudgeDrshokk
Shut the fuck up Donny
DrPhillipMahmoufWifarts
It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh... You know what I mean.
ronkooby
And there it is
LocusSolus
I wish I had more than one upvote you beautiful bastard
muisverriet
I am he as you are me as you are he as we are all together
mcolley73
I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me. After all he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people.
n080dy123
YoSoyLechuga
I am the slime
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
You're missing the last frame where we still blow each other up lol
PianoMan2112
This is the most cynical and depressing set of comments I've ever read.
MeMomsSpaghetti
John actually called this the equivalent of a "Communist Manifesto"
ThisIsSteel
Didn't this guy used to beat his wife?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I can only imagine.... wait...
askaglassofwater
Which wife?
HusbandsBulge
Yeah, but he's getting better all the time.
aeonicentity
Advocating for socialism makes evil men moral, I thought everyone knew this.
THRILLHOUSE69
He beat a lot of people. He was a dick
memepolice420
I think he was a pretty heavy drug user while raising his child
NickBrennan
He raised his child? Reading about how he and Yoko treated his kid, they will always be douchebags. She tried to save face after the fact.
memepolice420
But I mean who isn't! Gotta block that loud crying noise out somehow
13thDukeofWybourne
That's no secret. He literally sang "I used to be cruel to my woman/I beat her and kept apart from the things that she loved/ Man I was mean
BigNasty55
The song Jealous Guy literally sounds like an abuser comforting their SO after beating them
supernintendo64
I thought that was Paul.
13thDukeofWybourne
Paul's song, but this input was from John.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
"no countries or religions, this means nothing to fight for". Well how about food, water, or the fact that some people are just dicks?
Pubert1
I mean if we're being honest a lot of it comes down to greed for money and power
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Tradition is also a big factor. "We've hated X for ages, so it must be right", etc.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
To those who live in utopia, the standard deviation is a war lord.
Manbob456
Sounds like someone listens to "aerials" by SOAD.
theloneponderer
As long as Ron Perlman is narrating it, I'm in.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
If you take away all other separating factors people will eventually pick a different reason to fight.
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Yup, this. People don't seem to recognize, good stuff is good because there is bad stuff to create a balance. What if everything was good--
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
all the time? Then things would essentially lose meaning very easily.
OopsPoops
This is the reason why the original matrix didn't work. Humans need strife and conflict.
NorthWestOutdoorsman
And we'd still argue about who's more peaceful.
kamkor1
Then they shall learn on our peacefully ways by force
driftinginspace
Well that's a sour note for me, damnit
[deleted]
[deleted]
NorthWestOutdoorsman
Soo angry....guess I'll learn how to be peaceful from you.
Ayzay
The comment was meant to be ironic, but I think it went over most people heads, that or I'm just not very good with irony.
TrueNorthernLights
Exactly. Religion is only one thing people go to war over. The entire second world war had nothing to do with religion.
Quarantinous
I really don't like how MLK Jr is pushed in with this stuff. He was a pro gun God fearing Christian, not an anti religion hippie...
intashu
I'd be okay if fights were for who's more peaceful. Two armies trying to out benefit a 3rd world country instead of blown it up.
humptydumptywastheking
Spoiler: it's me. I'm the most peaceful, and I'll murder anyone who says different.
Fairdinkums
You murdered humpty dumpty didn't you
AShartInTheWind
Wasn't humpty dumpty a cannon?
humptydumptywastheking
No comment.
PuppermintJerryJr
You messed up boi.
imgurianitarian
Fairdinkums
Lol this is great
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
Egghead had it comin.