I was at work one night and saw what turned out to be a "celestial parade" IIRC it was Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all in a line. I made a call on the two-way so all my guys on site could have a look.....the next 20 min of two-way traffic was Uranus jokes. I hate/love my idiot crew.
Stuff accumulating when people or animals don't wash their ass and getting rolled into thick berries of hair, shit, clothing particles and whatnot around the asshole.
(Batshit crazy) expansion of the idea: No more tax. All government agencies must attract citizen dollars through subscriptions to good content. Bonus: this is how we support the arts. Some people will subscribe to modern art. Some to shitposts. Some to 1-minute sitcoms. Second bonus: this includes all elected politicians, too.
candar
Damn sailor moon nailed the vibe
franksfiles
How many licks to the center?
flowen8
Uranus the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWszdSHkyE
NightOwlRally
I thought it would keep zooming into Never Gonna Give You Up
thegraphiteknight
All these dumbass jokes aside: that's pretty fukkin neato
SirSpankingtonOatmeal
I was at work one night and saw what turned out to be a "celestial parade" IIRC it was Mars, Jupiter and Saturn all in a line. I made a call on the two-way so all my guys on site could have a look.....the next 20 min of two-way traffic was Uranus jokes. I hate/love my idiot crew.
DeeRow11B
We are all immature.
JoeyG1207
But….how did they….?? Uh. OH. URanus. Whew.
Tkm1999
Internet has destroyed my inner good. I cringed, waiting for a shot of ass.
Malak224
Why are you putting butthole shots on the internet?
Varnna
All jokes aside...that is a beautiful picture!
bobgunrunnersmith
RubbleTrouser
Such a terrible name for the planet. The correct name should be Ouranos.
trhopkins
Wow
HerNameIsPeanut
I can't lie... I was waiting for a joke right at the end
JericoJones23
Same. Still waiting. Maybe after the 5th loop.
CheeseborgarSoop
DaddyChillWhatTheHellIsEvenThat
xStook
Is this the new rickroll, waiting for a joke that never comes? It feels like we all just got rickrolled.
cloudsmateria
Man, they really nailed Uranus
Trowserbear
I was really waiting for a butthole
Narsuaq
Caelus. We should be calling it Caelus.
itdweeb
ShellPhish
RanOutofWit
I shared this with a friend, they told me they hate me. Perfect reference. 5/7.
Recovering9gagger
Perfect XD
BeerandCats
That's not my anus; I don't wax, I'm not exceptionally hairy, but mine is hairier than that.
flyingnetherlander
Keep in mind this is zoomed way in with powerful lenses and such. This isn’t your average check-it-out-in-the-bathroom-mirror shot.
CaldariBob
James Webb operates in the infrared, so maybe it just doesn't show up in the picture?
OpenMouthHotKiss
Is this Goatse?
OptimisticMisanthrope
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frischcode
Just look at that albedo!
HillOfBeans
Fully expected a Rick roll, pleasantly surprised.
Unholytrashpanda
I'm so old I was hoping for dickbutt
MileysVirus
Ralof: Hey you, you're finally awake...
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
I was waiting for goatse myself.
SugarSmack
Soufange
Ngl I was hoping when I opened this gif there was gonna be an echoing fart noise as it zoomed in. And I hate most fart jokes.
GlagnarsHumanRinds
SugarSmack
CatsandDnD
Same.
twoamartist
Me too.
GlagnarsHumanRinds
firlefranz
HoneyRydersf
Me tooo I was sure it would be dickbutt.
GlagnarsHumanRinds
invaliduserformat
I was so sure it would be dickbutt that I am actively sad it's not.
GlagnarsHumanRinds
invaliduserformat
Sweet!
w1k2
Whats a dickbutt? t
firlefranz
https://googlethatforyou.com?q=what%20is%20dickbutt
SugarSmack
SidewalkWidflower
Shall we educate or let this poor soul look it up themselves?
Iforgotmyaccountpasswordagain
Never thought I would ever see this comment here...
ChicaFoxy
No one is too old for DICKBUTT!
OhIfIMust
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
Urectum? Damn near killed 'em!
Gestalt7
Here, let me find it for you...
Edgarflaps
If you look closely you can see the Enterprise wiping out the Klingons
davescifi1350
Palpatine "wipe them out, all of them"
loungeking1
rbudrick
And the captain's log.
xizar
"Why is Star Trek like toilet paper?" is the opener for the riddle I remember from back in the 80s (maybe it's even earlier, too)
FapitalistPig
Rayplays
FapitalistPig
https://theangryredplanet.bandcamp.com/album/captain-the-klingons-have-surrounded-uranus
Rayplays
mercyPandaRunner
Has Klingon some kind of double meaning?
caserocko
Cling-ons
mercyPandaRunner
Is that another word for Klabusterberries?
caserocko
I'm not sure what that is. But I'm gonna guess... yes.
mercyPandaRunner
Stuff accumulating when people or animals don't wash their ass and getting rolled into thick berries of hair, shit, clothing particles and whatnot around the asshole.
IAmASentientWaffle
Does Klingon have some kind of double meaning?*
Trisar
While yours is more contemporary, theirs is actually still valid.
IAmASentientWaffle
No.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
It's worse than that, he's dead Jim
EBlade19889
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
Ye cannae change the laws of physics!
CommunCreator
Boldly going forward, ‘cause we can’t find reverse!
slinkiisu
We come in peace, shoot to kill!
HorrorMango
Cleanest shot of Uranus I've ever seen.
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
Q: Is there a Big Red Spot on Uranus?
maphilli14
No
maphilli14
Consider it a standing invitation if you want a closer look
Shiznit007
It can do better.
ServerMonkeyKing
The bidet astroid belt just recently passed through Uranus.
EekumBokumEekumBokum
Wouldn't say so right Bout now...
tazedconfused
Buh dump bump, tiss
lalas71
It's the bidet, squeaky clean every time!
imadetheacounttodothetreasurehunt
It's mostly chlorine and bleach.
Hangonthere
What does this mean? Why bleach on Uranus?
firlefranz
Separate the word after the first syllable and then ask me again…
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Ohyesireallydidthat
Oh the innocence
DeadpoolsTinyHand
NASA should start an OnlyFans and lead with this video
SkamanSam
It's called NASA POD (pic of the day). https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
DeadpoolsTinyHand
I love this site.
wodansring
this is gold
MajorasTerribleFate
(Batshit crazy) expansion of the idea: No more tax. All government agencies must attract citizen dollars through subscriptions to good content. Bonus: this is how we support the arts. Some people will subscribe to modern art. Some to shitposts. Some to 1-minute sitcoms. Second bonus: this includes all elected politicians, too.
MajorasTerribleFate
I guess it doesn't have to be subscriptions, it could be movie sales, books, whatever.
spookyu
....soooo, libertarianism? Better in theory than any kind of reality truthfully 😕
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Honestly, that's an onlyfans I might actually pay for..
TwiceK
Basically an extra way to fund an organization I support.
Kittynomnoms
You already do, which is why all the NASA stuff is public domain. Privatizing government agencies is cancer.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Yeah but what if there are some really sexy space pics they are hiding from us? Can I pay extra for those?