Awww... What an adorable abomination! I bet it loves belly skritches and fresh human blood... I always leave a bowl of it out for the feral abominations that live in the woods nearby.
...you know, I'm only like... 50% sure that's a joke. The other 50% totally believes that to be a real band that did in fact open for Pantera somewhere back in 96.
IMO, find out what kind of hooch it likes. Play some detektivebryan, or something similarly wierd. Theremin is going to be a must, regardless. Once you've got all that, you just need to figure out the logistics on your child sacrifice. If you do a good enough job, you might convince it to enter into a pact, but I think it's best avoided, just because of how much of a pain in the ass it is to maintain the upkeep of the salt circle you have to sleep in from then on
If you don’t want to keep renewing a salt circle just move to either the north or western shores of the great salt lake. The land is so saturated with salt nothing grows but other than that is quite lovely and fairly cheep. However everything you own will rust and when the wind blows you will feel the moisture being sucked out of your body.
ArsenicTouch
Hire a witcher.
languex
That's the neighbor who knows there's a camera and likes to mess around.
NervAssEva
CallMeMcGyver
Awww... What an adorable abomination! I bet it loves belly skritches and fresh human blood... I always leave a bowl of it out for the feral abominations that live in the woods nearby.
nahlej
wobblecopterrrr
make sausage...
FelonyRaptor
Nothing, it's just looking.
Apothecarius
They can have a couple souls as a treat
foodgeekfish
Slash0mega
looks like what you have is working
TektronixTDS360
The new Silent Hill game includes chicken husbandry?
Stellaloga
Eggs are expensive. Backyard chickens gain traction. It adds to the atmosphere
NomadUniverse
You learn how to edit better.
NineByNine
What's it after? Blood? Murder? Sex? All three?
newsguycraigevans
I saw Blood Murder Sex open up for Pantera back in 96
NineByNine
...you know, I'm only like... 50% sure that's a joke. The other 50% totally believes that to be a real band that did in fact open for Pantera somewhere back in 96.
EmperorCartagia
Circle of salt, hanging garlic, and white oak bark.
BobaFap
the fence seems to work, no action needed!
Zoroasterisk
IMO, find out what kind of hooch it likes. Play some detektivebryan, or something similarly wierd. Theremin is going to be a must, regardless. Once you've got all that, you just need to figure out the logistics on your child sacrifice. If you do a good enough job, you might convince it to enter into a pact, but I think it's best avoided, just because of how much of a pain in the ass it is to maintain the upkeep of the salt circle you have to sleep in from then on
EinsteinHair
If you don’t want to keep renewing a salt circle just move to either the north or western shores of the great salt lake. The land is so saturated with salt nothing grows but other than that is quite lovely and fairly cheep. However everything you own will rust and when the wind blows you will feel the moisture being sucked out of your body.
FrenziiTheIMP
And it smells, really fucking bad
TheBantamMenace
This person has seen some shit.
Cactus21
Or did some shit…
Apeofdeath
Call your local shaman
zonide
GET SOME GAT DAYUM GOOFER DUST
Allrighty
That's him
SoraHjort
That's why you gotta call him.
BurningVeryImportantThings
"uh hey Bert can you stop scaring the shit out of my chickens?"
SlyMrFox
Fuck that, call your local witcher.
vosuraekira
Make sure to toss a coin to them.
BeaverOnFire
gilliamv
"arise chicken, arise!"
stauffalopagus
Just pee on everything.
ChickenChickenBurningBright
you need to put in a hiking path that passes close to your property so the cryptid has access to its natural prey.
CrackheadGermanSheppie
Ma! the neighbor is doing weird shit again!
derekjohn
. . . 'I have doubts . . . .'
sumthinsumthinsumthin
You run, that's what.
treknor
Never run away from anything supernatural. It attracts its attention. you will not outrun it anyway
Beezebubbles
Is that one of those skinwalkers that I read about?
imjustabill495
You need a priest of the old ways
calimani77
deer me....
AxellTheDragon
Offer it a nice bottle of Chianti. I heard it goes well with... a certain type of animal flesh.
CaldariBob
RayneOfSalt
Call the Ghostbusters. They're ready to believe you.
DrEgg
They're known to be easily distracted by brightly coloured gunge or mudbaths
javadad60
Sup Stella?