A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...

Mar 8, 2018 12:20 AM

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The judge says, "First offender?" She responds, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

somewhere far away two drums and a cymbal just fell off a cliff.

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Plot twist: It was an air Guitar collection

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Its funny cause it's they guy that died right? If it was a woman beaten to death. Would there still be jokes? Then is it really still funny?

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Beats by Wife.

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She then played Free Bird on his face

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Your unconscious after getting hit with a Les Paul. Solid mahogany

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With a maple cap.

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Why we laughing at this? This is fucked up. If a man beat a woman to death y'all would be losing it.

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Is that Lex in the back? What's that damn actor's name!?

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She said stop playing Wonderwall. He said maybe

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upvoted because of the excellent joke!

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So I married and Axe Murderer.

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Collection, Like how many are we talking here?

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At least two

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Depends on how bad his GAS is.

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None of the guitars went to eleven.

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What, no Hamer?

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Is this her lawyer? https://imgur.com/76TOb6X

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"PLAY WONDERWALL ONE MORE TIME"

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Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her husband 40 whacks.

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And then she shredded out a sick riff with that axe

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With those whacks were seven sacks, in those sacks were 7 cats.

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Plus 14 Marshall stacks.

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Every cat had 7 kits.

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How many were going to St Ives?

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Which meant there was only one left over tit.

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So, she’s available?

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You know what this means Jerry...conjugal visit sex!!!

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Well she probably already hit on some other guy

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I would not like to be hit on by her.

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What if you only play kazoo?

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During visitation hours.

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She'd love my hammer collection.

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Nice

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https://imgur.com/yoEKv4V

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How many lumps would you like? Oh, three or four.

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v

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Is that the dude out of that Facebook movie behind her?

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No that's the guy from SNL, sandburg.

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Okay so i wasn't the only one https://imgur.com/qSDpPeH

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It's Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise's stunt double

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Wait but really is it?

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“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall” ...husbands last words probably

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Lol

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GOD DAMMIT, I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE THIS JOKE

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Maybe...

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Guess she wasn’t a music lover...

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she was, that's why she hated that song

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"I gave my love a cherry that had no seed..."

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You win.

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Are we really not going to go with "While my guitar gently weeps"?

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speaking of that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y Prince solo, absolutely killing it, starts at 3:25 ish.

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1) I watched for the Willburys 2) Prince is a pretentious douche who doesn't respect other people or their property, and fuck him

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That was Stephen Bishop, king of the makeout album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLpA2B21tE

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I guess she really..... struck a chord with him.

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She probably just started fretting over him a lot

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Fuck you, I laughed harder than I should have.

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Well played

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Though in this case, it may be more accurate to say that she struck him with a chord.

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I guess the whammy bar finally got some good use.

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She would have gotten off lighter if she was A-minor.

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I scoffed at the pun, then I laughed at the gif

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She sounds a little high strung.

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He PICKED a winner

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Not even a titter? Tough sub.

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You guys really gotta pick your teeth for these puns

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Really tuned him up.

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Read this in a Crypt Keeper voice.

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You can’t do this to people

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There was a riff in the relationship

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To be fair, it was a pretty stuck riff.

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TIL a woman is, in fact, Not on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

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Correction! In 2014 a woman Was convicted of beating her boyfriend to death with a guitar stand.

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She took a stand at least

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She's my Hero®

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Your Guitar Hero?

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Jukebox Hero. With stars in his eyes

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So a woman is not on trial today for beating her husband to death with a guitar.

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It's today somewhen. Also, a guitar stand is a guitar collector.

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That assumes time is linear and there aren't other possible dimensions.

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Found The Nerd

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You could just say wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.

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Stuff.

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