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The judge says, "First offender?" She responds, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
Mar 8, 2018 12:20 AM
LosPer
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The judge says, "First offender?" She responds, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
MarkRavingMad
somewhere far away two drums and a cymbal just fell off a cliff.
andrews042
Plot twist: It was an air Guitar collection
JamesOcean
Its funny cause it's they guy that died right? If it was a woman beaten to death. Would there still be jokes? Then is it really still funny?
samsneed
baturro
MzPaige
Beats by Wife.
elrick43
She then played Free Bird on his face
Ambeam
Your unconscious after getting hit with a Les Paul. Solid mahogany
Dirtyoldswish
With a maple cap.
pseudospence1432
docmarblerunnerbill
bdking1997
Why we laughing at this? This is fucked up. If a man beat a woman to death y'all would be losing it.
SergFlo
Is that Lex in the back? What's that damn actor's name!?
MajesticNugget
billsplaithe
She said stop playing Wonderwall. He said maybe
Syninfection
upvoted because of the excellent joke!
magila
So I married and Axe Murderer.
Seph89
Collection, Like how many are we talking here?
docmarblerunnerbill
At least two
Dirtyoldswish
Depends on how bad his GAS is.
DiscoPhysicist
None of the guitars went to eleven.
georgecostanzalatexsalesman
jimmyv723
What, no Hamer?
Chrisgopher
Is this her lawyer? https://imgur.com/76TOb6X
Veldareth
"PLAY WONDERWALL ONE MORE TIME"
spattr
Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her husband 40 whacks.
SonOfKazar
And then she shredded out a sick riff with that axe
HughLaurie
With those whacks were seven sacks, in those sacks were 7 cats.
spattr
Plus 14 Marshall stacks.
Raptor052
Every cat had 7 kits.
berserk
How many were going to St Ives?
SuchaPunchableFace
Which meant there was only one left over tit.
ndusr
So, she’s available?
LosPer
You know what this means Jerry...conjugal visit sex!!!
NightButtFairyHawk
Bootta
Well she probably already hit on some other guy
Smagalicious
I would not like to be hit on by her.
NuiNiuhiNui
What if you only play kazoo?
GotThatFace
During visitation hours.
HughLaurie
She'd love my hammer collection.
sxprofessor
Nice
HermanCortezi
https://imgur.com/yoEKv4V
ActionJohnnie
How many lumps would you like? Oh, three or four.
capsaicinheat
Anords
Is that the dude out of that Facebook movie behind her?
TheHoleStretcher3000
No that's the guy from SNL, sandburg.
bluepopsicles
Okay so i wasn't the only one https://imgur.com/qSDpPeH
jimmyv723
It's Ben Stiller as Tom Cruise's stunt double
andyonetime
Wait but really is it?
MrPigfister
“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall” ...husbands last words probably
deadknightdistrict8
Lol
skysailor93
buttscratchergetyourbuttscratched
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
GOD DAMMIT, I WAS JUST GONNA MAKE THIS JOKE
pizzapartyhard
Maybe...
FMNoodleVoter
Guess she wasn’t a music lover...
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
she was, that's why she hated that song
spattr
"I gave my love a cherry that had no seed..."
theboringusername
You win.
JerfyMcGriddles
Are we really not going to go with "While my guitar gently weeps"?
DarthLabradoodle
speaking of that song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y Prince solo, absolutely killing it, starts at 3:25 ish.
JerfyMcGriddles
1) I watched for the Willburys 2) Prince is a pretentious douche who doesn't respect other people or their property, and fuck him
spattr
That was Stephen Bishop, king of the makeout album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMLpA2B21tE
Thingsaregettingtoospicyforthepepper
I guess she really..... struck a chord with him.
Goodnewwseveryone
She probably just started fretting over him a lot
TuantheFruitBat
Fuck you, I laughed harder than I should have.
YoutuberGabrieliusSer
Well played
Ackelope
Though in this case, it may be more accurate to say that she struck him with a chord.
YOUAreTheMagicMan
I guess the whammy bar finally got some good use.
Chom5kyHonk
Dryheat
She would have gotten off lighter if she was A-minor.
Kyocus
I scoffed at the pun, then I laughed at the gif
bobyran
https://media.giphy.com/media/mHjBdBZuqBvJC/giphy.gif
Vicerye
She sounds a little high strung.
PleaseDisperseNothingToSeeHere
He PICKED a winner
AllRicksAreJerrys
Not even a titter? Tough sub.
Soufange
You guys really gotta pick your teeth for these puns
itrulydontknowhattosay
Really tuned him up.
Kliamovich
Read this in a Crypt Keeper voice.
riftventdweller
You can’t do this to people
professorspankem
HughLaurie
There was a riff in the relationship
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
To be fair, it was a pretty stuck riff.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
TIL a woman is, in fact, Not on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Correction! In 2014 a woman Was convicted of beating her boyfriend to death with a guitar stand.
OverMyDadBody
She took a stand at least
SanSamis
She's my Hero®
DelusionsOfMediocrity
Your Guitar Hero?
Akurei00
Jukebox Hero. With stars in his eyes
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
So a woman is not on trial today for beating her husband to death with a guitar.
ABluntForce
It's today somewhen. Also, a guitar stand is a guitar collector.
Mindjolt
That assumes time is linear and there aren't other possible dimensions.
BurntToast127
Found The Nerd
FlabbergastedLoaderbot
You could just say wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.
BuckeyeFan79
Stuff.