SonOfChicken
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Jan 2, 2017 6:51 AM
SonOfChicken
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paranoiacinreverse
The stuff of nightmares
CorneliusCornwall
Must be a pain in the ass to pass a jumparoo skeleton
Vizreki
Imagine a human mouth stretching like that. Welp goodnight.
czaarticus
MrPredator
Hell, you'll never forget seeing a snake explode because it ate a damn alligator.
baronridiculous
This sort of sock is more huggy than bitey, TBH.
delpharseven
Is this in Australia? I didn't know Australia had constrictors.
madsloth23
I don't know why but for some reason I thought that was a giraffe not a horse in the first picture...but then I realized I was a mental tard
LoveBigD
Reminds me of the first time I took a monster cock up my ass
MzArlowe
Joey no!!!!!
SaltyDoog
T'was a wallaby, not so much a roo.
mikeatc
it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in , we zip right out. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
CyrusPendragon
StephieDZ
This is why snakes scare me.
themobileappisbroken
unexaminedlife
Draegos1
Upvoted because wow. But it should be noted, Charles Nelson Reilly can unhinge his jaw, and swallow an entire Volkswagon whole.
doyouguysrememberpogs
Proof that everything in Australia wants to kill you
encrypter
The horse is so stupid, continues to eat grass om nom nom nom
JumpedtheLeftShark
He done it
SonOfChicken
Congration!
BushiestCream
The only thing that can fuck with nature is nature itself
OpenFacedClubSandwich
Bitey sock? I believe the correct scientific term is Danger Noodle.
NewEnglandReptileShows
as far as i'm aware, "danger" noodle refers to venomous noodles and ropes. this is simply a nope tube
vangundy15
But it survived...right?
LunarApocalypse
That's worse
themobileappisbroken
Yeah it's fine. The snake hopped away right after these photos were taken.
SonOfChicken
Yes
Burf2You
3rd time (at least) reposted this hour alone.
FabulousAmpharos
If you've seen it that many times maybe it's time you get off imgur for a bit
fluffycake25
So it's worth a downvote
TheOneTrueFloopy
So if it got attacked it wouldn't be able to defend itself? I thought they would drag it off to somewhere a little more sheltered.
vampyrita
Shit, that nope rope isn't going to eat for weeks after this...or move...
Arffmann
Eventually it will throw it back up, when it realize it cant move.
ShinySephiroth
beerthoven
This is mine now.
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Not even, just a regular Monday in Straya.
Lucifer6666
I thought this was shit Hollywood made up. That thing can eat me. That thing can really eat me hold and will try. I knew the would suffocate
imshibagel
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02840/snake-v-crocodile_2840495k.jpg
baronvonduck
Actually, they don't suffocate you! They squeeze you so that your blood can't flow right! More like being strangled! Much quicker!
imshibagel
If this impresses you, you should see the one of a snake eating a whole crocodile...
Lucifer6666
Me but not fucking eat me!
dontsayretarded0itsgay
If you start with a "w" it won't autocorrect to "hold"
themobileappisbroken
The horse is in there like "ah. Hey skip. You ok there mate?"
MirtoLegrand
WeirdOnions
"Yea nah mate"
EyeFarted
In my head, it was more like "So, um... are you gonna finish that?"
8753
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
BlueNickTattoo
Australia !
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Should have seen the photos from around a year ago of a snake EATING A FUCKING CROCODILE.
Itsdarkandhellishot
Echoed.
Squidlicker47
I really wish you had written What. The. Fuckaroo.
photony
It's called "Nature," but you have to go outside to observe it...
8753
Oh so you go outside a lot and see snakes eating kangaroos?
zorock
Snakes eat tons of stuff, why is a kangaroo/wallaby so exciting?
themobileappisbroken
I think this is actually a wallaby. But yeah. Not a common sight.