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Sep 12, 2019 1:58 AM
YarelX
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millenniumf
I am the Sea Gahdian, gahdian of the sea!
Texshi
This is why i loved Soul Silver or Silver Pokemon could follow you around and the different animation you get when a battle begins so nice
wholesomeSociopath
The pokegear is a euphemism for his pocket poking gear. I hear it's so impressive it can tame any legendary bird
xtav
The thing people don't realize is that it was never about the Pokegear at all.
Catterverse
People who have been playing pokemon for years vs people who started on pokemon go
TinyLiehon
Pokémon Master never got defined. Every trainer can be a master in their own way
Schlagerfuzzi
oh my - you expect her to say it is not? She wants to have a little fun at least!
gkraft1
Jacobvm
It's a great pickup line coming from a woman. Guess he is wearing sweatpants since she could see the bulge of the poke-gear
TheAccursedHamster
SSHG is still in my personal opinion the best pokemon games.
Blackrabbit256
Maybe she was distracted by the size of your poke balls
mity0k23
I’m proud to say, I understood nothing here.
orivalx
He tamed a god, which is right behind him, and she is impressed by his iphone
AllHailTheCritbow
Why proud?
texasredheadguy
The last I played was... pokemon red? Or yellow? Don't remember but I suckeed
TheRibThatGrewBack
Thing on the left is p much a god owned by the middle person. Person on the right says some other thing is impressive, oblivious to the god.
physicsdoc
Maybe someday I too will manage to enslave a godlike entity for the sole purpose of winning my local town's cockfighting championship.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Don't you do it
plentybinary
Holy shit this comment is truly amazing. Well said m8.
CorneliusCornwall
I'm not a godlike entity but I'm real good at trivia and I'm fairly sure I can take a chicken in a fight.
Destirinity
Man Stabbed to Death By Chicken https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-12393125
Poopargue
I shall slay you mr. Burgerman. You WILL be my champion.
Heathen15
Apparently you've never seen chickens fight. They will Fuck. You. Up.
SpudimusPrime
ThatRandomCanadian
Usually the people they're going after don't want to severely injure the chicken. It'd probably be an even match.
MarikaOniki
Mistruths
Scratched and cut to hell, sure. But you can just grab a chicken and break it.
PhoenSunfire
All the shit game freak gives us and all we wanted was to have our pokemon follow us again
TheAccursedHamster
And national Dex.
PhoenSunfire
Indeed
TKBold
Come with me, Totodile, we adventure this land together.
AllHailTheCritbow
Too right mate
Xaldyn
They'll probably use it as an excuse to cut more Pokemon from the game.
PhoenSunfire
There's just no excuse not to have that feature. Now that it's all 3d open world ish you could restrict it to size and I'd be okay with that
EMallorn
If she doesn't have Pokegear, she might not have a Pokedex. So she might not realize she's in the presence of a living god.
inmediasrays
Thank you I don't pokeman and I didn't get it until this comment
SpoonOfDoom
I always found it weird that all those "living gods" could be enslaved and commanded to fight like a random Pokemon.
Lukalicious
That is literally the plot of half of the pokemon movies
Yellowdart49
The fact that it's the size of a jet wasn't enough of a sign, maybe?
whattheflyingnutsack
Size doesn't matter. At least that's what i was being told.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Oh, honey
EMallorn
Well, with that username, you would know a thing or two about size.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Would I ever
PercussionFish
In a world where wailord is probably more common and legends are just that; Legends.
imadethisaccounttotellyouthis
All i know is the yellow rabbit one is deadpool.
TinyLiehon
It's a yellow mouse. It's name comes from the Japanese words for mouse and sound of electricity
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Oh, honey
NotSoSmartAlek
PhillMcCracken
Yeah! People need to check their Dex privileges.
GodsFoot
Maybe if she moved once in a while rather then just stand there flirting with the bug catcher a few spaces over
Drabaroo
Rather than
mystikhamsterz
I love how clueless she is. I like the pokegear she says that while literally standing on the presence of a pokemon God.
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
Thank you for explaining the joke! I was totally lost!
mystikhamsterz
Were you really
TruckloadsOfBroccoli
mystikhamsterz
Fair enough
KingKolunikus
Can someone explain? I have no idea what a Pokégear is.
SharkoutofWata
It’s not a Lugia, that’s for damn sure.
KingKolunikus
I assume Lugia is that large bird behind the dude, yes?
bisqwit
Yes. It’s literally a god in the Pokémon lore. The Pokégear is a device that works basically like a smartphone.
KingKolunikus
It's fairly small for a god. Does it fit into one of those balls, as well?
bisqwit
Yes, just like the rest of them.