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#EmailFail
May 25, 2017 3:52 PM
Ducthangphung
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#EmailFail
hautis
Going out for dinner with friends, tried to write "not taking *daughter's name* with me". Got corrected to "not taking money with me".
darkstatistic
Was a bit impatient with a coworker. Later sent an email saying, "Sorry I was a little curt". Mistyped "curt".
fitnessjen1992
These are so wholesome
MyDogJake
See attached.
FlowersHaveFeelingsToo
Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
whitter86
Does no one proofread emails
mattbl
One time someone on my team emailed saying they'd bring crockpots for a potluck, but somehow they said "cock pots" instead. I thought it (1)
mattbl
absolutely hilarious but no one else on my team found it funny. (2)
Faloopsinarb
At work, I accidentally sent an email to a vendor asking for a price on a "26in LCD minotaur".
Sayagain
New band name I call dibs!
DeathsDeathOfRats
That grandma one is just adorable.
snakeoilsalesman
Old IT workmate was trolling in a chat room, asked "what are you into?"... Sent literal buttload of hardcore to all of New Zealand Customs.
PanicAtTheEverywhere
My all-time favorite
Gmayor61
First time I read this I was legit in tears
Aaron42J
I just got an email from a school principal that I had been interviewed by. She spelled my name Arron, and didn't capitalize her i's.
tcgl
I emailed a colleague named Kimballe, it corrected her name to "Kissable" and I didn't notice. Fortunately she had a sense of humor.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Nothing super embarrassing within the text of the email, but I have a stupid habit of replying all.
poorwhitetrash
80% of my reply all emails are email fails.
AriBoBari
"I'll take care of it tomorrow, stupid." #ded
Blaised
The number of times I want to say that
thepenismightierthanyours
As contractor emailed a Navy Capt. "Sorry for the incompetence". Auto corrected to "sorry for the incontinence"
MlCE
My boss CC'd the company email about him and his GF flirting and planning to go to a nudist beach in Cuba while eating ice cream.
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LastKindWords
You know expired is an acceptable euphemism for died, right? Or is there a joke whooshing over my head?
d0o0o0d
Did you give them permission to do the needful?
Dassenator
Did a reply to all.. called my team lead Easy-E (his name is Erik) and didn't realise the CEO, CCO and CTO were in the CC. Oops.
RobertEmmet
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say that Erik isn't black...
RabbiRothschildren
He's still black if you stab him
hawkesnightmare
Are nicknames frowned upon in the workplace?
kingharpy
Depends on the tone of the office and context of the nickname. Sounds like race became the elephant in the email with color corps & Easy E
Dassenator
No. Erik and I have been working together for many years. We kid around like people do in a workplace. Not a race thing.
Dassenator
No and I didn't get in trouble. It was all friendly. Just awkward because we don't communicate like this with the suits in the CC.
paigezero
So, these are all auto-correct fails. Use an actual computer, problem solved. Or tag them as auto-correct fails. I'm very alone.
Ajakx87
I sent an IM to my boss that said "got a quick sex?" instead of sec. 5th day on the job.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
well, did you get some quick sex?
Irreal
And a promotion
skolyr
My manager sent a text in a group chat with the business owners regarding "licking out assholes." He meant kicking...
whydoesitalwayshavetobeme
I once typed "retards" instead of "regards" at the end of an email where I had to explain something for the 3rd time. Total accident.
jojoraffee
I once sent "go tit" instead of "got it" to the Secretary of a US government Agency.
mrbadxampl
Gimme a T! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! Goooooooooooo TIT!!!
ImgurTexan
These all seem legit possibilities +1
wellnoshit
Can confirm. Ment to sent an email "neither person showed up today for work" corrected to "nigger person showed up today for work".
hashbaz
You uh might just want to delete that one from your dictionary...
wellnoshit
I uh....yup. i will
Jachro
What's that thing about relevant usernames?
mysteriouslikeness
It's the thing when it's relevant
Shamorza
dafuq? you too get weird erection from vendors?
SnowbiWan
I thought it was just me!
LyraTheLycan
Look, if you don't proofread what you send you deserve every consequence
UndercoverDumbledore
I was writing a maths question for my class about wellies, it corrected to willies. Boy am I glad I proof read that!
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
I agree entirely, but I'm also guilty of failing to proof read.
Shamorza
*consequence*
Shamorza
lol, made you look.
MollyNapQueen
Fucker :D
LyraTheLycan
Don't fuck with me xD ass.
justahumanonline
godammnit...that took me too long.
DarkMaster98