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Dec 22, 2017 5:13 AM
TastyLoadz
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Icreatedthisaccounttoupvoteyourcomment
1 joooooooobbbbb
Rifneno
Hatsunn
HodgeNPodge
*Butt clenches*
hyperkoalafarts
Did the camera flashes get him?
KingOFrod
Nice to see the greatest implement is still in service. Those are some shinny Garands.
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
PunnyPunenstein
handbanana10
Stabbed in the back
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Follow it
PianoandPads
That’s going to leave a mark.
GaaraOfDaFunk
Legend has it, he is still doing push ups to this day...
DSLANCASTER
redletterservices
Must watch what happens AFTER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9q7b_2tkMo
ImHereToRuinEverything
Could you imagine doing that with a bayonet?
puffyshirt
so supid
bitswithben
Definitely just folded toilet paper with extra care and finesse than I usually bother with.
KimboDiddleyDoo
Did I imagine that flash? It went off, right? Yikes!
Grummbles27
This was at Fort Henry around 2007. I was in the fort Henry guard and performed with the USMC that day. The gasps on the drop were very loud
groovydawgs
That hesitation and back step.....
driftinginspace
Why is that necessary? Fanfare and such? Flipping and turning and throwing and the dropping?
TheDreadPirateWestley
These ain’t no Norwegians.
parismaker
only idiots throw guns
SarminBandit
That guy's thoughts
UnicornFartCollector
jazz_music_stops.jpg
SarminBandit
ticktockbent
-Record scratch- Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
lordfwahfnah
butch3fan70
THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN, THIS IS FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS FOR F.....FUCK ME.
theboringusername
Well, that still works for the chant, even if the cadence is off.
PickleousCage
THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN, THIS IS MY FLESHLIGHT ITS FULL OF CUM
butch3fan70
pawningpanda
dagg3r
Best part is left out of gif.. here is the source https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1K1B4EC9s
TheGirlInTheFireplace
That's the hardest I have laughed in awhile.
Sxualhrssmntpanda
Still have to respect the attempts at recovery
dagg3r
Yeah much
flparg2
I dont trust you...
dagg3r
How can u not trust me, im a good guy. You wont regret it
GaaraOfDaFunk
Can confirm...
PopeyeTheSailor
i would hope that i would die right there with how bad that would be
Mokelzwerg
What is this for anyway? Throwing rifles seems like a really dumb idea for show purposes.
terminal7street
I always assumed discipline and tradition.
Mokelzwerg
I think discipline and tradition are more than ridiculous acrobatic shows.
donkeymilker
Marines doing an evening parade! It's actually very interesting to watch how precise the moves can get during this drill
2plus2is5
Does anyone know what they're supposed to do next?
peoplearetheproblem
Brutal awesome hazing
dagg3r
Iirc the lead goes and picks it up and hands it to the guy, but then it breaks on him. Its the best part
astcell
The full video is on YouTube.
MYNAMEISBRETT
Harlem Shake
BananabalNectar
Run, although escape from impending death by CO is futile, its the only option.
NSATailoredAccessOperationsUnit
Cry
CommentDiver
Then die when he hands you a broken gun.
batlrar
MrBassoonBro
I know that in the Norwegian army they have a sort of punishment they have to do in front of the audience if the fuck up.
TheCaddy
Just pretend like you asleep
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Jazz hands.
TheHighKing22
Pick up that gun probably.
CapitalNick
Just carry on. Seriously. Doesn't matter if you hit a snag. You complete your intended goal.
4shizzlemynizzle
hit the shower and touch each other's penises
ctotheg2
Just some kisses and light touching like that ridiculous Reddit story
4shizzlemynizzle
what ridiculous Reddit story?
ctotheg2
Oh it's a story about a guy who caught his GF pounding some other dudes but she denied it and said she was just doing "light dick touching."
Tikityler
Here is the full version, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9q7b_2tkMo gun eventually breaks and he hands it back to the standing Marine.
Dravit
It's their own fault for throwing their guns around.
rando84
The most impressive thing about this is how everyone keeps a straight face.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFER
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iwashopingthatusernamewasnottaken
the gif left the best part when it get broken LOL
dagg3r
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_J1K1B4EC9s
DaCollector
360 no scope
Andonemorething
I believe in an extended gif, he walks through and picks up the rifle and does another toss. Not sure though, it’s been a while
TheRealDurdan
And he drops that one too, and the fun falls apart
TheRealDurdan
Gun*
tomyironmane
*eyetwitch* Rifle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U
TheRealDurdan
Is a rifle not a gun?
tomyironmane
no, he catches that one and then it just kinda comes apart on him. Bad day made worse.
skyrim11
Push-ups. Forever.
bismarcksd
BEGIN !!!!
Macewindow54
Half-right. Hua!
skyrim11
Front leaning rest position. HUAAA!!!
JoehioButNobodyUnderstandsTheReference
^this
deadendeaccount
The Platoon Guide will retrieve it for them or if this is a parade presentation, they either leave it on the ground till the end of the 1/2
YouShouldSeeItWhenitsAngry
DipDopDerp
Macewindow54
I don’t think he is.
TheHeftyMan
The person that originally said you wrong is wrong it's a DNC routine they do this kind of stuff in competitions look at it like a form of
TheHeftyMan
Theater they have to improv what he did because he didn't follow the routine they're still in a competition even if they did drop the rifle
JohnnySummertime
Please do enlighten us with the correct answer.
pringles306
The flop is the right answer
deadendeaccount
performance or someone on the sidelines will grab it. The guide can also retrieve it. 2/2
deadendeaccount
Sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9q7b_2tkMo
johnbx98
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FrozenFoodGuy
Those poor lads
deadendeaccount
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Elonth
omg thats even more amazing
deadendeaccount
Why's that?