In the last Seagal movie I saw, he spent 90% of the movie sat down. He even did a fight scene while sat in a chair. And when his character had to run down some stairs, they used a stuntman.
It aint confusion. He's simply lying to fit whatever situation he's in. When in his new country of Russia, he's "Russian Mongolian", when ginning up bullshit for of his 'movies' he's Mohawk or whatnot. It's all just a lie to fit the circumstance
He is a braggart, a pathological liar, pro-Russian and a lover of dictatorships... I don't understand how it is possible that he hasn't already been chosen in a top role for a possible Trump administration.
You forgot narcissist. ALL his movies are total power fantasies where he has a cool job, bangs 20 year olds, win every single fight without being hit and shoots guns.
hereforthebewbs
Considering he is a mumble-talker, the background music isn't contributing here.
Aimlockbelch
23and me says I’m half Mongol and half Viking(Norwegian). Seagal is half douche and half ballsack
Footstepsofdawn
He also says he’s part Japanese. No doubt on his mother’s side. lol
TCooley79
Noahbalboa82
That was like trying to listen to Trump. Stream of conscience that I can hardly follow because it's such a jumble
TheSlightlyConfused
thosearntpillows
Pretty sure he’s 100% asshole.
SomewhatSarcastic
mak10z
FearTheZee
He was once choked out by Gene LeBell and pooped himself.
RichardHardley
has he officially emigrated to putin's boudoir yet?
Scallion420
Classic Pretendian
IssacOppenheimer
His movies have become so terrible, the ONLY way they could be profitable is if they were a mechanism for Russian money laundering.
slick87gn
Bullshit
MapleSyrupMafia
Well, he is the master of Bullshido!
BuzzAldrinsPunch
Don't forget and don't forgive #nukesforukraine
VinnyVeritas
Are you implying that pro-Putin idiots are compulsive liars and entirely unworthy of trust or respect?
CaldariBob
The only thing we can say for sure is that he's 100% jabroni. (RIP, Iron Sheik)
KMSigma
I would watch the shit out of his "Folding your Roots" episode.
ZougasNewFist
his family tree is a circle
RaceB0y
no. he is a father of his grandfather. and his grandfather is a father of his mother :)
SilentScreamsX
In the last Seagal movie I saw, he spent 90% of the movie sat down. He even did a fight scene while sat in a chair. And when his character had to run down some stairs, they used a stuntman.
ThisGuyPostingThings
I'd almost admire that grift, if it were from someone with charisma. Like Samuel L. Jackson, I'd accept that from him.
cosonfused
It was so bad. It wasn't even comically bad. Just bad.
BehGehBeeeehh
Oh, come on! It takes a lot of skill to go so fatly around corners.
B166ERMaximus
ThisOldCPU
I lost all respect after his involvement in the AI Carlin debacle.
rhitard
Will Sasso's impressions were always great. Loved his Robert de Niro.
itypewerdsonline
the ice cream parlour bit was hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ocNLcg_IFA
youreathing
Kenny Rogers too.
depressedscientist
It’s like he was the sponsor for ancestry.com. 😂
IgnisInvictus
You know considering my genetics are just as mixed... a 23andMe test makes perfect sense.
pkfyre
The Behind the Bastards podcast has a great episode on this nutjob.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-bastards/id1373812661?i=1000421926086
Hellbat666
Dude sounds like Trump…
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
His voice sounds lot like Trump
rmmmm
This level of confusion reminds me of trump’s
Cebrail
It aint confusion. He's simply lying to fit whatever situation he's in. When in his new country of Russia, he's "Russian Mongolian", when ginning up bullshit for of his 'movies' he's Mohawk or whatnot. It's all just a lie to fit the circumstance
Danack
Also, the cadence of speech.
ViperMD
Was thinking the same thing, especially in the last clip.
andpotatoesforall
If he -really- wanted to know, DNA testing is a thing. I think he likes his stories though.
BarnegatLight
He can also (hire someone to) research his father's side and verify that "found in a shoebox" story.
Bluntz42
I'm pretty sure they use saliva samples, not fecal matter.
andpotatoesforall
jjw9
His paternal lineage seems to be well established by genealogy records — he’s got Russian Jewish blood.
KamonDS
He is a braggart, a pathological liar, pro-Russian and a lover of dictatorships... I don't understand how it is possible that he hasn't already been chosen in a top role for a possible Trump administration.
Supur
Unfortunately, there's only room for one washed up actor in that cabinet.
AWildPandaAppears
He is hiding in Russia to avoid prison for tax evasion.
Somanyquestions
You forgot narcissist. ALL his movies are total power fantasies where he has a cool job, bangs 20 year olds, win every single fight without being hit and shoots guns.
FartBubbles
He’s busy with his current appointments in the Putin administration.
IUpvoteFuturama
Idk he said he's been a genealogist for the last 87 years I'm sure he'd be able to explain this. /s
BatmanAndCradleRobin
he can't get up off the chair
theDogter
He was, he’s near Putin
llortamai
He talks exactly like him!
Cultistchan
he hasn't been given pardon and is in hiding for his human trafficking charges
Sigge1981
Not to mention a habitual sexual harasser
ProphetofEntropy
the real reason he only works in eastern europe now.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
And most likely never acquired any actual martial arts training
areyouelonmusk
And rapist
cosonfused
and occasional pants-shitter.
themikep
thats the most relatable thing about him tbh
mak10z
does anyone else smell burnt toast?
iwin
You might be having a stronk
yourcomment
I think YOU might be no hot chocolate
CerisCinderwolf
Call the bondulance
nerofrei
AntiTrollPatrol
Nicked my thought right out of my head
wisher1977
Hey Steven…
5piffy
What's not to believe? His mother is half of everything and his dad was.
nclu
gtmcph
DUDE... he's gonna sissy slap you like a million times!
wisher1977
BanditKablooie
Kinda wish the clips had been in chronological order
dirtmarker
I kinda wish I could have those 50 seconds back.
cosonfused
Finders keepers.
smorsdoeuvres
SPQAAE
I love to laugh at his movie reviews. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkXbDEgYSNo
linexnewt
I just watched this entire thing. Seagal is so unintentionally hilarious.
SPQAAE
That youtuber has reviews on all of his movies so enjoy.
NotSinceTheAccidend
I hope you’ve seen him sing “I want the poonani”
linexnewt
I haven't seen it, but I heard it. Yes everyone, he put out an ALBUM!