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Litter box to the right. Snacks to the left. Make yourselves at home.
Jul 18, 2017 5:24 PM
hairtriggercunt
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Litter box to the right. Snacks to the left. Make yourselves at home.
N7Commander
OhTobiasYouBlowhard
Cats > kids.
ShadowOctopus
8 more years, though I think I'll just get ferrets again.
AverageEverydayPeasant
So men become Wizards and women become Cat Ladies? Both can still use magic, right?
obliviate88
11 more years, but I don't want cats...can money walk in the door? Crazy money lady sounds good to me
labrat
I'm 31 and married, but they're welcome in my house.
maximum3y647373
I'm the 300,000nth cat we fart on people
eromitlab
As an unmarried man about to turn 40 myself... can I come over and pet your cats?
AhlemAybuke
Please....anytime
TedTheMan
;)
ThisIsNoCave
Yeah, if the username is accurate, that's not always condusive to marriage
hairtriggercunt
Made it 29 years...but yeah. Username is accurate.
ThisIsNoCave
Ouch, that's most of your life, huh? You gonna be OK, @OP?
hairtriggercunt
I always knew I was destined to be a crazy cat lady, so yeah. I'm looking for a house on the beach and opening a cat shelter.
ThisIsNoCave
I wish you luck. Divorce really sucks, I know firsthand. Shoot me a PM if you ever wanna talk about it.
TedTheMan
So, so accurate :)
hairtriggercunt
Fuck you Ted
TedTheMan
Promises...
natemandoo
I guess there are worst things right?
thatdudethatslonely
Ya, being a 28 year old virgin
hairtriggercunt
Yep. Like staying married. LOL. Still love him, but sometimes it's not enough, ya know?
TedTheMan
He put his foot down at 10 cats.
hairtriggercunt
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TedTheMan
Sorry to bring up a real point.
hairtriggercunt
Joke is on him. I moved out but had to leave the cats there until I find a place where I can have them. Plus, he has my son's cat. LOLOLOL!
crankyoldgeezer
As the husband of s cat lady, I think it has more to do with not having kids.
LegendaryGrumpyCat
I agree. Married with no children, own a few cats.
hairtriggercunt
Three amazing adult children
kablooeykath
We have three too! Want to see pics? Source: I'm a librarian, they pass them out with your diploma.
kablooeykath
Wait. Adult human children? My bad. Still have pics, tho!
hairtriggercunt
I'm a nurse. All mine are on my locker. With pics of my cats.
duckhostage
You really shouldn't keep your kids in a locker.
BeardedScarecrow
Can I come too?
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Are you housebroken and can you mow my lawn? I own it...
JeepersMedia
If there is room
JeepersMedia
This week on the newest episode of "Cat Hoarders"
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maximum3y647373
I want to go to
TedTheMan
Party at the Cunt's house!
hairtriggercunt
BYOC
TedTheMan
Cunt or cat?
hairtriggercunt
You pick
hairtriggercunt
Cats only, from here on out
cgrant993
Meow.
TedTheMan
You can go to jail for that ya know...
hairtriggercunt
Not where I live...
BeardedScarecrow
I can put on some cat ears and I have a massive beard.... if you really want i can do the tail too
hairtriggercunt
Can you do the aloof, not give a shit, get off my sofa thing?
BeardedScarecrow
I can sure try but i dont think i would want to move once on your comfy sofa
hairtriggercunt
Well, come on then.