British Bobbying at its best.

Sep 29, 2020 11:10 AM

gazamon

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Well done sir, carry on.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proper job

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My WORD.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then the whole buss cheered Britishly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Delightful.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is “restrained British cheer the same as ‘golf clap’?”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

....I say...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Splendid work. Quite marvelous.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheers

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Righto

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

And he didn't shoot anyone. Take notes.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

'Bout that time, eh chaps?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good show

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Society: you're either on the bus and adhere to the norms, or you're not going to get what you want.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

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And a solid chorus of ' Well done ' .

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be better if people could just get along. But since some people need to behave like an asshat........

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marvellous.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hopefully the train was moving at the time...

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

In a tight tunnel

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile in America you ask someone to wear a mask and you might get shot.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This has to happen more. People putting on the mask for 5 secs until the coast is clear. Cunts.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Jolly good. Carry on.

6 years ago | Likes 615 Dislikes 1

Rather.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I say! Job well done!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheerio!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bloody good show, old chap

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Officer Vickers . . . You're supposed to throw them off the train when we STOP.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 326 Dislikes 2

yay

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hooray

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

yaay

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yay

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Sitting on restaurant patio last week. Older redneck couple walk in not wearing masks. Woman coughs when passing our table without covering

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her mouth or anything. Me-"are you fucking kidding me?" They the too embarrassed to say anything

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6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It's for the greater good

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oi! 'ave you got a permit for that mask guvna?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

£200 fine for not wearing a mask on public transport (and doubles each time, up to £6400)

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fantastic. I say thrown the ruddy book at them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a restrained british cheer. how can you even tell it is happening?

6 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 1

"Harumph" in an approving tone

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're British, you know

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's just the 'hip hip" part of the 'hip hip hoorah' cheer.

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

Just imagine like 200 people on a train all making that noise out of time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Light golf clap.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's like this https://youtu.be/NmPhaG1ud38

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It's a slow cricket clap

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The sound of many people making satisfied nose exhales at the same time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They all stop sipping tea at the same time and then one of them softly says "Yes, quite."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The Evening Standards rustle.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just the merest curl of our stiff upper lip.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We go "waaaay~" quietly~

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

And you say the same thing at the sound level of a plane taking off if someone breaks a glass

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep, and the volume increases depending on the amount of lager imbibed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the one ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We can tell

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By a slightly increased rustling of newspapers and a few raised eyebrows.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Who died?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steady on

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can see it in the eyes

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Lies. Never make eye contact on the train.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They said can, not will.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to make eye contact without kissing on UK trains... One day we'll get enough seats. ;)

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