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Jul 29, 2017 2:45 PM
StrapNasty
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Xen300
The cringe is strong with these ones.
TheHawkRules
Chapstick? More like chapped-dick amirite
theangerintheranger
Keeping it classy !!
Somilasomi
Their moms must be so proud.
Edgarflaps
Uncouth.
AcolyteofPizza
QuantumSupersexposition
This insanity must stop. Ladies, don't replace your man's groin missile with used Chapstick.
CosmicSentry
Jokes on you I don't even have a girlfriend. Ha!
QuantumSupersexposition
Want a boyfriend?
handbanana13
I don't get it, chapstick goes on the lips, why would she put it on his penis ?
theycallmemrfish
But it's not even clever or remotely funny.
Darkspire
Should have just went with "I'm with garbage" with an arrow pointing up.
Nikolai5
It's nice to see a father and daughter hanging out together.
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
ElleriaPlays
Yes. Quite.....
Dontaskjeeves
UpRisen
These two didnt know each other before this show, a true "how i met your mother" scenario.
OneGoogleSearchAway
Another one could be 'My cock smells like asshole' and 'My asshole smells like cock'. Happy 29th
rufflePlayer
Better than the matching aloha shirts in the tropics
johnson21
Useless captions.. :(
Machsattack
slightly uncomfortable that she's on his left.
natebitatibetan
A chapped penis is a chap stick.
amop
Chapdick
smugmeerkat
Dickstick
amop
Tip balm
Aurora1220
Just the tips...
bachterman
had to google chapstick.
BabsofDeath
But seriously guy, why does it smell? Asking for a friend.
LargeVarge
Traffic, traffic, looking for my chap stick. Feeling kinda car sick. There's a Ford Maverick. https://youtu.be/ecgtb2UA4Lo
LazyLexiconographer
Chapstick is cool, it is the lip gloss that truly sucks . . . balls.
HuhWut4208
Old gf called it dickgloss..miss that one
spattr
I don't think it can smell. Dicks have no noses.
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
I don't need to know that.
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
chapped dick? so she is all dried out and sandpapery inside or something?
aNTihero6209
Emily's Toybox.. no.. no one.. okay.
phillybhatesme
Fucking awesome. Came here to post this. Can't believe you only have three upvotes. My cat says I'm spastic.
LargeVarge
Are you referring to the band? They come to my town sometimes if so.
aNTihero6209
Sure am, they use to play at a bar near me before it closed up.
LargeVarge
I see them in key west Florida. How about yourself?
aNTihero6209
It was outside Philadelphia, bar was called Whiskey Girl in Limerick P.A.
OnlyCommentNeverPost
its because she rubbed chapstick in his underwear while he slept right?
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
What a prankster.
StrapNasty
@OnlyCommentNeverPost. Obviously. Everyone knows once you are in a serious relationship the BJ's stop
untitledcc
Yeah
iamthisguy247
His dick was probably dry. She's very helpful.
Justarandomgiffairy
Omg. You're me but you've actually stuck to it. Here's to you.
MrRandom314159
Does it count if I made an entirely separate account to post?
Justarandomgiffairy
Sure. Why not. I've got enough love for everybody that tries to keep their account post free
2fligh2high
Justarandomgiffairy
Thanks? Why?
2fligh2high
You and the person above you, you are meant to be together
Justarandomgiffairy
Why because of our no post ideals, which I broke only two months in