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MericanNightmare
Our new head of education probably had this haircut.
supraman2turbo
No that is the "I want to talk to a manager" haircut
Cheomesh
Those are depressing.
shadowgar
That is the definition picture of a gold digging bitch.
Malgonien
my sister-in-law has been posting pictures of this haircut on facebook all week because she "wants a change" ugh
SerialChillinSpree
Two dudes on golf course were selling the vacay scheme to my buddy and I. I was disinterested..when they started giving my buddy the /1
SerialChillinSpree
sell schpeel he goes 'oh, oh yeah, well talk to Dave about it too, he's interested'. I was like..wtf bro, thanks for pushing them onto me.
laton
C U Next Time!!!!
t0mn8r
lol
asnakeman
You can legit make some money off of pyramid schemes though. My mom was making bank with Mary Kay for a while.
mcseanerson
https://youtu.be/-55nwoXHG-w Grand Zero, great short film not about amway.
FracturedxButxWhole
It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a triangular modelled business plan.
TOTOAFRICA
When I was 17, I went to a pyramid scheme meeting at a McDonald's only because I was promised free food and marijuana.
LowercaseG
"Just need the $90 dollar application fee and we can all start making some money!"
Goraji
I run my own business and work whenever I want. AAAND ... I have people working under me who make money for me!!! You can, too! Ask me!
HibiscuitsTea
Is she a Lula roe consultant?
yallmfsneedjesus
Ugh. That shit is tacky as hell and clearly cheaply made. I don't understand the hype.
ihateeggs
neospor1n
I am excited to see my sister in law this weekend. she recently got a haircut and is definitely in a pyramid scheme.
PurplePixieUK
A friend of mine is doing really well with Younique and a couple I know live full time off Herbalife now.
bonecrusherer
Cool, I bet they're not scumbags at all.
PurplePixieUK
I'd say they make the cut :-)
TrogdorUnicorn
https://youtu.be/s6MwGeOm8iI John Oliver discussing these scams, err, great opportunities
Mikefreakinhart
So are you going to buy this advocare, or just stick with my candles today?
UonlyThinkyourDead
Don't make me ask for your manager!
kermie92
I had that haircut when I graduated hs but it's because I donated it and got a pixie. Sadly crazy bitches ruined it for everyone
theyreshellfishcoral
Ok but who seriously ever thought this was a good look.
ICUPee
Preach
bawler54
Did I miss something where Kate is doing a "home business"?
KaleidoscopeMindset
No, I don't think she is. I think it's just a play on the "I need to speak to the manager" haircut meme of Kate from awhile back
bawler54
ahhh kk thanks :)
KaleidoscopeMindset
Welcome love
Winecharmer
Amway carries a remarkable selection of useful products for your home. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior?
GreaterDog
We now have energy drinks, vitamins, and things that can marginally identify as food! Would you like to buy some at 400% markup?
IreallyMGur
Well, they may start recruiting for Amway in schools now !
Winecharmer
I thought we were getting rid of schools.
Flockofsloths
I'm going to ask a stupid question but what is a pyramid scheme?
WHISKEYflip936
She wreaks of essential oils
LordChappers
https://33.media.tumblr.com/a8e182472fc555e92979781faa82a553/tumblr_muzehzKt6z1qzkdnwo3_250.gif
ButImmaTouchThaFishyTho
"Turn it upside down..."
LordChappers
I really hope people haven't seen Always Sunny and are very confused by this.
ICUPee
Lmao
NoItsTheChildrenWhoAreWrong
Team Jon forever (Can you blame him?)
lolsy
I saw in an interview where she said she was looking for a man that could handle her kids. She's the difficult one.
MagnorCriol
I'll just go Team Neither Of Them. They're both kinda terrible people.
EnvoyEngineer
Used to watch that show. She was a bitch to him. Even my wife agreed it was too much.
MightyNato
What show?
bawler54
Jon and Kate Plus Eight
MightyNato
Now I see it
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EnvoyEngineer
She is catholic by family tradition and divorce is not an option. She said Jon should leave her. That was not meant to be disrespectful.
boethius
Doesn't everyone have that one friend who is constantly pitching them on some new multi-level / network marketing scheme every month?
tarataqa
Nope, I unfriended them.
ICUPee
We all do that's why I had to share
srsfaceI8C
My father. He used to be a successful accountant. Before you ask, I don't really get it, either.
promere
Not anymore. I murdered them.
Darjanator
I just have a step sister who's into new-age alternative medicine shit and denouncing actual medicine in favour of her "bioresonance" shop.
batlrar
In middle school. And yes, he was also a middle schooler.
clutchthepearls
Used to. Don't anymore.
boethius
Yea we stepped away from all those "friendships." And we avoid them if we happen to see them in public.
dengarsdingus
I wish I only had one friend who fell for an mlm.
Melanorosaurus
Like four or five of them. You find more the closer you get to your 30s.
forgetthisnoise
It gets really sad when they continue on into their 40s. Like...the last 8 things you did didn't work. Do you really think this wax/ stain1
forgetthisnoise
Lipstick thing that costs like 50 buck is going to super sell out
Melanorosaurus
The ones that really bother me are the weight-loss shakes and slimming wrap sellers. They're all, always, severely overweight, swear 1/?
Melanorosaurus
By their product that theirs is the only one that works; they bail once they see it isn't selling and then jump on another weight loss 2/
Melanorosaurus
Bandwagon a couple months later, no weight lost.
USAbrams1991
Her vagina was a clown car.
doctorbees
She had a C-section tho.
GirthBrookss
So they had to get the jaws of life to remove the clowns from the clown car
Dunes8
Just like a lot of TLC "stars"
boethius
Michelle Duggar's vag has her vag beat by a mile-and-a-half. At least.
USAbrams1991
Duggar didn't pop out 6 at one time.
lalobaciclista
To be fair, pretty sure Kate had a c-section so technically her vag didn't pop out six at one time either.
USAbrams1991
I don't want to know how or why you know this.
lalobaciclista
Saw the first "documentary" about the pregnancy (before the TV show) in a bioethics class.
Melanorosaurus
*Uterus, actually. The uterus does the holding and growing of babies.
youareprobablyanidiot
Yeah I hate that shit. Vaginas don't get stretched out from childbirth or a lot of sex.
Melanorosaurus
Preach!
CasualAsshole
People always say this but I've been with girls who felt different after they have been with someone else. Maybe its just my tiny penis.
youareprobablyanidiot
Also, how are you bagging so many virgins?
CasualAsshole
I meant I had sex with them then they had sex with someone then I slept with them again. Only a couple were actually virgins.
youareprobablyanidiot
Your evilwhiteoppressive* penis!