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Mar 23, 2018 7:42 PM
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@ElbowDeepInAHorse
callmethelizardqueen
Small towns this is why the bars have Hitchin posts. Drink for hours then let the horse take you home.
Krabberknam
BACK IN THE 90s...
TheTittyLicker
What if the horse is drunk?
reachthebeach
Unless Louisiana has RUI laws, McGruff needs to kindly fuck off.
DerlockeMolmes
HI HO UBER!! AWAAAY!!!
boofhead60
in aussie there was a bloke with so many DUIs ,the magistrate said next dui major jail time, 1 week later drunk in of bicycle, fined.1/2
boofhead60
warned use of any wheel while drunk = jail next month charged drunk in charge of a horse , barred from every pub in 50 miles
AMFMAN
Well it's not motorized so I'm some places it probably isn't a dui
Galhaar
My great grandpa, an alcoholic living in communist Hungary, taught his horse to take him home every night from the local pub.
kaegro
There was a commercial in MT where a guy was drunk and rode a horse instead of driving, and the DMV got hit with a bunch of calls asking 1/
kaegro
/2 if it was legal. IIRC the response was smth like"it's not illegal, and a sober horse is better than a drunk driver, so go for it"
gyrodreamsofsushi
Fake. Girl in my hometown in Georgia rode her horse into town drunk and was arrested for DUI.
ChanceVLuck
sounds bout' right.
ashmozz
I read that as “Lasagna man”...
secretoaster
Note to self. Buy a horse.
Watchadave
One of those self driving vehicles.
LSKG
IN LOUISIANA HORSE RIDES MAN
Sagerider
There was one in Texas where the guy got a ticket because his horse didn’t have tail lights. Seriously!
GeraldofNivea
I love my state.
Katateochi
his horse is amazing
notactuallyabrownman
Fair enough, you wouldn’t pull over a drunken blind person because they have a dog and horses aren’t all that less intelligent than dogs.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
I don't know the validity of this because it actually still does count as a DUI.
Goatsarepeople
A decent enough lawyer could probably get it overturned if you really wanted to drop the money on it.
DeercSnissassa
In VA you get the DUI cause horses don't know how to follow traffic signs, lights, ect.
CoryBernardi
Louisiana. I suppose laws dont matter if no one can read
ProtectYourKidsFromMuslimRapeGangs2
This is the argument the big horse lobby used against Henry Ford.
SlowMoE30
Old-school driverless car
TommyRottn
My nephew was drunk and riding his horse home. He fell off, the horse said Fuck It and went home without him.
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
What else is it supposed to do?
DocWino
Hey you little drunk prick! Get up! There’s a place on my neck you forgot to throw up on!
Zahnradfee
Understandable.
Dualpsiioniic
"What am I supposed to do? Pick him up? He's the one with the hands."
sahdad
If it's on the highway I would say your horse is not where it should be...
HairytheSheep
The term highway is pretty vague and really doesnt mean much. It could be a tiny 2 lane back country road. Most call state roads highways
cubsfanman22
I’m pretty sure here are signs that say motor vehicles only to prevent people riding animals on the highway. Lawn mowers may still count tho
PeteButtigieg
There’s a law for impeding traffic.
callmethelizardqueen
Around here only freeways say that, because in rural areas only highways exist between towns.
KyleBeach
Depends on the state, i know where i live the requirement includes motorized vehicles, must be able to achieve a certain speed and have
KyleBeach
functioning turn signals.
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Considering you don't drive a horse, that makes sense.
baronnapalm
Problem is a horse doesn't know what a stop sign or red light means even if it knows the way home
DreadCarcass
Except youre putting a thousand pound animal on a roadway...
Carrion114
Yeah you do just “ride”. It has its own free will
bluejaymaplesyrup
Mom mom said she had a classmate in high school that would ride a horse to school, smack it on the ass and it would head home.
bluejaymaplesyrup
Her parents would then send the horse back to school to get her and it would just wait by the bikes until she hopped on
NotACanadian
Understandable, I usually go home after someone smacks me on the ass
AlbaneinCowboy
My uncle did this in Washington, he went to court and argued that he was a passenger and the horse knew the way home.
C141Clay
AND the horses' name is Uber...
m0wgli
Name of the horse? Albert Einstein
KickyFootDance
I think I heard about your uncle on the men's room
AlbaneinCowboy
Sounds more like my brother.
Klaaism
The first self-driving, automated means of transportation
Klaaism
We'd still be using them enmasse if it wasn't for all the shit you had to clean up.
C141Clay
WELL? https://imgur.com/hymgi1D ... Did he win the case?
AlbaneinCowboy
Yeah
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/VK4lXgM