A PSA for our cold blooded companions

Dec 16, 2016 2:33 AM

PSWIIsixty

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With winter quickly closing in don't forget to knit sweaters for your reptilian pets to keep them warm during these frigid months. In captivity they cannot knit sweaters for themselves as easily as they can in the wild.

Lord Snek is appeased.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this item a single pant leg or an extreme turtleneck?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Snock.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

should we let @OP know how cold bloodedness works?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ironically keeping the snake colder than if it wasn't wearing one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A warm and cozy danger noodle. I feel a need to boop his snoot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're very nice op but I think you overshot my size... I'm 1 inch, not 1 foot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a dick sock isn't it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10 would wear this instead of undies.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope thats a dick sweater, typically worn similarly in style to a leg warmer but more so on the dick.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's way too tall for @OP's dick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tube snek

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ha penis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncircumsized snek

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swore that was a knitted cock sock

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snakes are cold-blooded. Sweaters won't keep them warm.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my kind of post

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that's kind of cute

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the quality content I come here for.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I once placed a sock in my bird cage for him to keep warm. He got himself stuck in the sock and suffocated. I felt terrible.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

+1 for as rhey did in the wild. Of course snek grandma s not around either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the heck did you get a snake into a sweater...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a used tampon thing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first glance I thought "it dosent need to be nearly that long." The I realized it was for a snake.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Way ahead of you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I just use the sweater I have for my dick or is it too short? Get it? It's cause my dick-- fuck it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually bad for the snake, since they do not give off any heat for the sweater to insulate.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not bad just not super effective in keeping g it warm. The material can still trap ambient heat.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you put luke warm water in a thermos, then put the thermos outside in -40, is the liquid still luke warm? Reptiles still give off...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heat, the problem is that they don't regulate that heat. They don't sweat, and their muscles aren't continuously moving to warm them..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

up. But they lose heat through convection/conduction/radiation, so the sweater does help prevent heat loss.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honest question: If they're cold blooded how does insulation help?

9 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 2

I was just about to ask this.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mine used to hide out in my fuzzy slippers. They like warm materials even if they can't produce their own heat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would help if you put the sweater on somewhere warm before moving snake to a colder area. But then it can't snake around so thats sad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You give it a sweater and then put snek on your warm lap. Fixed!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't. The sweater is just cute. Conceivably the cuteness could encourage warm humans to handle them, I guess.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cold-blooded does not mean that body temp = ambient temp. Only that it's influenced by ambient. Insulation could help retain muscle warmth.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ectotherms' body temp relies on outside temp that's why heating pads are in tanks. So maybe if it was warmed up? Like in a dryer it would.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I have a feeling that if you put your snake in the dryer while wearing this it'd just come out all knotted.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah don't do that, that's a bad idea lol. I mean the sweater! Like warm towels for after your shower.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A much better treat for your snake is a little light ironing on low heat. I'm talking nylon setting, not linen. Ssssteam is optional.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't really, but sneks like to chill in blankets and pillow cases and such. Things like this are handy for giving them the 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Dick 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 7

Sir please do not fuck the snakes

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tunnel-like spaces they enjoy without running the risk of hurting them on accident. Also sneks like to be fashionable.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 3

Soooo... they're the Tunnel Snakes? That rules.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're a god in my eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't

9 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 0

It does to some extent, ambient heat can still get insulated overtime.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

hardly. i have naturally cold hands and when i put on gloves....my hands stay cold as fuck. insulation does nothing

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 21

You are also warm-blooded...

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

So if having warm blood does no good what would having cold blood help?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Get new hands then.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It's like they're not even trying...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0