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Jan 13, 2018 2:24 AM
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procrastinatingagain
This made me laugh.
thefrisbeewasgettingcloserthenithitme
Can you use the lock to also make him a better wig? Please?
RonaldBWeasley
EvilandImaginary
What about just lopping off a part? Can you work voodoo with a lil tiny orange pecker or nah?
justthetip1990
I’Clinton foundation could raise the money to buy trump hair, but it didn’t go that well last time for Haiti said they would give them $
RaynWisp
Also didn't go well for Shrekli when he tried to buy Clinton's hair...
isildur
The Clinton Foundation raised $30m for Haiti relief and delivered $30m. What did you do?
arumunus
Can you practice vodou on synthetic materials?
justjoy
Fuck that! We want the whole rug!
Zippla
Don't be haitian.
Zippla
(To clarify I'm referencing "don't be hatin'")
AStrongFemaleCharacter
I think it would have worked better if you wrote it as Hait’n.
Zippla
Shade169
why? theres no guarantee thats actually real hair
notsgnivil
Take the whole damn scalp
TheMightyMoto
I chuckled.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
Oh. Voodoo, I get it now
OutInTheRain1
Well Haiti... You must be this tall to ride
imgurvid
Then there will be hell toupee
ImChrisHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansen
And curse some poor sap who donated their hair?
reddocs
a toenail would suffice too...
gmc02hd
It's available on Amazon. Search shitty blonde generic unisex wig.
1414145691
his hair looks like the wool that gets caught on barbed wire sheep enclosures
Fiss
Like that's his real hair....
kriskodisko
I mean, he paid for it. It's legally his.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Yeah its been relocated from his asshole, fun fact it took months to figure out what part of him wasn't his asshole though.
imgurforants
Like that's the real Trump...
BlueLanternBraxx
Look at him when he was younger, his hair always looked like that. All retarded.
MissLadyPants
I think nose or ear hair would also probably work.
whatupmyknitters
now i'm wondering if he has back hair. THANKS FOR THAT.
WalrusDongle
A hair here, a hair there, a hair just about everywhere (;
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Bruh.. How do you get a LOCK of NOSE HAIR. Fuckin nasty..
MissLadyPants
Very carefully.
Radix865
LordChappers
Some Romanian child is going to end up cursed.
Rick616E
Does it have to be hair tho can't it just be something there close to like some clothing?
Rosfmmmhzdrozzley
If his hair is fake then it sure as fuck seems like he could've chosen a little better look
CapsShield
Pretty sure Fallon confirmed its real. so...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIGcosb22_Y
PostMoThoin
It was his last pubic hair
TailBiter
Doesn’t have to be from his head
LuxVertas
so armpit hair, pubes or back hair...
Greymalum
Gonna have to shave his back to get any real hair of his.
Slytherwin
DesignNerd86
What would they need that...oooohhhhhhhh
MickeyCrisco
Does it matter his hairs not real?
magoslich
depends on the system. I would say it would still be sympathetically linked by long association, good enough for most.
LordChappers
It's almost certainly real hair, just not his. Moyhafucka's rich as hell.
EClaire1073
That's what he wants you to think!
EClaire1073
You can't voodoo him if you don't have his real hair.
Bobeez
I hear it’s pure spun gold
EClaire1073
(But it's actually just brass)
stoots24
You remind me of the babe....
SociopathicOtter
What babe?
stoots24
The babe with the power.
SociopathicOtter
What power?
stoots24
The Power of Voodoo.
SociopathicOtter
Hoodoo?
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NoItsTheChildrenWhoAreWrong
melindarae
It's Hedley! Hedley Lamarr!
DoctaJones
What the hell are you worried about? It’s 1874, you’ll be able to sue her!
B4Ctom1
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
Who do your voodoo, bitch?!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Junior Voodoo
TharrickLawson
Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night!
DefinitelyNotADrugDealer
ABillionDucks
Is he talking to the babe?
proxykalevra
What babe?
cryptogreek
What babe?
perey
The babe with the power.
Pyrolime
What power?
PenguinFury
Power of Voodoo
CraftedLine
So Trump gets shit for helping establish command points in order to rebuild. If he did nothing you people would still complain.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I’d rather he just play put-put golf and stay busy with other stuff like tiddlywinks.
dizcostu
It saddens me that your vote is worth as much as mine.
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SociopathicOtter
TheGiggityGuy
leavinit
https://youtu.be/kkrHYHqChlI
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Alaska.
Ricksgiving
That was fast
BIGSHOWTV
Haiti is a shithole. Let's be honest, no one you know has ever said "Awesome! A free trip to Haiti!" and neither has has Pat Sajak
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Buddy of mine spent 7 years of his life over there helpin our after the earthquake. What was it 1.5 million displaced people? Yeah 1/?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
But look at them. Still doing their best. Also p.s. no one wants to visit us either. Especially now. 2/2
BIGSHOWTV
Really? And here I thought the International travel reports from Asia and Europe stated the U.S. is the most sought after travel destination
BIGSHOWTV
Btw: their resolve doesn't change the fact that it's a shithole. Oh, also, Trump officially stated those countries are a ShitSTORM, not HOLE
B4Ctom1
Can we crowd source some money to buy some Trump hair to give to a few helpful Haitians?
Sherlock89
I feel like we could find the supplier and buy it wholesale cheaper.
valen00
Probably on AliExpress
mandadadada
Can't you use one of his damn Twitters
reddocs
You need something physical for ths special kind of devotion
mandadadada
If you have a pussy and pass by him, you can grab some of his hair as he tries to grab you by the pussy and shit maybe?
reddocs
Please...I don't want to imagine anyth8ng like this