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Aug 31, 2017 5:35 AM
AdanEvin
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standoffcarrot
Her booty hole and vage will become one.
SamratRoy
Don't be surprised if it's a boy.
Boopherinthedooder
kokotihlava
Kinder Suprise
newsguycraigevans
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. - what not to say to an expectant father.
losersarethenewwinners
Auww! Preggo ladies are cute
Trentski
Tell her to pick her feet up when she walks, that should help with static charge buildup.
T4bt4b
nice wife. is she single?
e45643
boy she's really fat, she should get that checked out
theaa2000
Obviously people are shocked... It's not everyday you see someone with so few pixels whilst out shopping
Greyfith
This is a poor caption. The other version is better.
9point3x62
The one i like is "Hey that looks like this chick i used to smash about 9 months ago" and then "oh shit"
MrPredator
I do the same thing, except people vomit when I turn around to greet them.
MrBadgerBadger
Can't see why. Her ass is not THAT bad!
loganlobo
When she gives you a baby, could I borrow her? I've been thinking of having a kid. I'll give her back soon.
MINIMVM
ThermoNuke
Rip vagina
vonbadass
Leggings aren't pants.
analnipple666
g e t o v e r y o u r s h i t
HomunculusSr
you go tell a pregnant woman she can't wear something. Go on, I dare you.
eddieeeeeee69
Woah, that lady swallowed a baby.
dijital101
I could tell in the first pic. I've been around way to many preggos. I know that back-arch.
impossiblegirlfriday
And anyone behind her would see the hip wobble. Doesn't matter how thin/in shape you are, that belly will throw off anyone's cen. of gravity
AyYoJoey
Its a boy, right?
TheFrenchGirl
Had 2 girls and a boy, all like this
diagogarcia
Def a boy!
RayloKen
Hey i know her! She and i hooked up a few...months...
jagualex
RayloKen
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees
jagualex
Hehehe
lestrat
WizardCastingShade
what milkers.......
ShackledMason
Where is @RepostStatistics when you need them? This image was floating around the net when I was still in my dads balls.
QuazMasta
Gonna say. That baby probably posted this from his office on his 5th work anniversary.
kmikl
Yep. Boy's named Oedipus.
Phlapjack923
And 200 pixels were removed every year since
fartbox
Seriously @op.
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Slashenaar
Yea.. And isn't that Phillip DeFranco's wife?
Jallenallen
iCommunicateInGifs
Incorrect. Your dad has no balls.
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lordofhouselurker
iCommunicateInGifs
ShackledMason
User name checks out.
iCommunicateInGifs
HammerParty13
we used to be able to invoke the bot, but the guy who runs it says we can't anymore. :(
ShackledMason
I want expecting then either way. Just the sentiment.
Davedavedavedavedave
Shia surprise!
franciscoairodu9000
A woman who watched her eating habits while she was pregnant. I real keeper.
pigstails
I made sure I didn't gain more than 25 pounds (that's the advised limit). I read an article that said that 75% of pregnant women gained 1/2
pigstails
Too much weight during their pregnancy.
missleadinginiformation
Honestly you don't change the quantity you eat but the type of food. Essentially just eat healthier. Too many give into cravings and think
missleadinginiformation
they need to eat for two.
IamJustinSane
I don't know why, she's not that ugly.
pfsar
It's because she's brazenly stealing a watermelon from that supermarket, right!? Well, get used to it because people stare at shoplifters.
IsmokedAweedOnce
IKR that face tho
CoconutSmiles
yeah mate, no one would think her face is normal from just looking at her from behind
likifucryevertim
hehe true
likifucryevertim
nothing but skinny ish...
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
That thing is going to rip her in half.
PanamaCanal
The vagina and hips stretch ALOT during birth. So maybe it might rip her perineum a bit but not in half.
tankgirl215
I weigh 105 on a good day. This was my mom and I have the genes to pop out twins. Childbearing is a whole lot of fuck that for me.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
How YOU doin?
PoeKneeTa
Yeah, but what about the baby?
melveys
I was like this when pregnant. Turns out it was all fluid and none of my babies weighed more than 8lbs.
Rastontheamazing
Gonna be like watching your favorite pub burn down...
diefotze
Men often cry during child birth, not because of the miracle of life, but because they see what the little shits done to the mrs
PotatoFarmerInMars
Body and soul
Matocuuri
http://38.media.tumblr.com/292cc558127c9ad097a5b8752eb8a4ac/tumblr_nf61n9E4mj1smreryo2_r1_400.gif
SpeedDart
He already has
trollqueen301360
That makes me hard
FASTASFUKBOI
That's what happens when you go to taco bell :/
NekoMiko06
Caesarian
PoeKneeTa
So, in other words, the doctor wi;; rip her in half... kinda.
ReverendSneebley
That's what he said about my dick.
TheAmazingPencil
>"he" said about "my dick"
MaxZimuss
Doesn't matter...had sex
SpoonieLegit
SteevyT
CHECK PLEASE!
PinPointSnarkuracy
oooOOOOhhhhhh yup yup yup yup yupy upyupyupyupyuypuypy UH HUH UH HUH UHUH
DougDeNasty
Yeah, never hold in farts too long.
brinz
randomfan276
I was like this when I was pregnant. Thank god for c-sections!
Randersuarus
I was the same way but without a c section, my son measured at 5 pounds...came out 8 lol, almost bled out
SolarDildo
Jup. God wanted us to have c sections.
Findingabetterway
Dont know About that, but we were not given the intellect and intelligence to invent life saving medicine and procedures for no reason!
randomfan276
Either that or he wanted me and my baby to both die, cause she wasn't coming out any other way. Medicine is not the root of all evil.
Findingabetterway
Yup me too, unfortunately despite my protest they made me give birth, my son did rip me in half!!
Findingabetterway
FYI 9 pnd 4 oz 21 inches long, head 18 inches around, shoulders....... 21 inches around. Yes you read that right!
Dartt36
Bad for babies immune system. If you do you just have to "smear pussy juice on it's face"-Dr. Christopher Ryan
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Dartt36
Children coming out of the woman's vagina has Bacteria which is healthy for the child's immune system. Cutting baby out doesn't give that.
SquintyCas
The fecal matter has also been shown to start off the babies digestive flora properly.
TheFrenchGirl
Didn't have C-section, had 3 pregnancies like that. Had abs sewed to have a flat belly... It's painful too, but for days.
Vansauce
I've never heard of having your and sewn. Do you run into issues when eat things that cause gas or bloating?
TheFrenchGirl
http://www.cliniquemedispa.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/abdominoplastie2.jpg This, but I had the 3 gaps sewed
TheFrenchGirl
Yes, but apparently, so does most of women. However, nurses told me that have your abs in place will prevent your organs to "sink" 1/2
TheFrenchGirl
And will help you to not be incontinent when older. 2/2
lilskank
My girlfriend's body is exactly like this right now, 36 weeks into the pregnancy. She's still skinny, she just has a crazy huge tum. I'm >
deltaquadrant
Does anyone else divide those weeks by 4?
EMuskFanatic
9. But most pregnancies are 40 weeks, i guess the rest are spare days at the ends of months.
lilskank
afraid for her. She's really tiny, and our daughter is pretty much as big as she is. I hope her body can withstand giving birth.
Findingabetterway
I had 2 back to back like this. She will be just fine. Our bodies are capable of doing amazing things.
TheFrenchGirl
I had 3 like this, she will be fine
Ryannihilation
She'll be okay. Deaths from giving birth are way, way down. Our medicine and care is great. With no complications so far, she'll be fine.
imgonnajackofftoyourselfiesandtheresnothingyoucandoaboutit
That's my fetish
Theguywhowatchesyoufromthecornerwhileyoumasturbatetohentai
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DrunkenMarineBiologist
Fetus*
Tassyr
Goin' by your username, a LOT of things are your fetish!
ohyeahftw
Everything is his fetish. I suppose.
ashlington
OhMyDog215
heinzb
She looks like her feet are large enough.. Ability to birth a large baby is more proportional to foot size than external width (aka fat)..
Grandmastersexy
That ranks up there with mountain dew as a male contraceptive. The size of the birthing canal in directly related to hip width.
SnootBooper
Well shit. I'd be fucked. I'm tiny all around
HellsBelly
Foot size? Really?
myotherusernameismyotherusername
I can't find anything about relation between foot size and hip width anywhere, what's the source?
westwood8183
This is possibly the stupidest "fact" I've ever read.
broodletoodle
Finally! Something useful for the skis attached to my 5'4" body! My mom is 5", my dad is 6'4", always though I was just ill-proportioned
CrocodileDunphy
No wonder you thought you were ill proportioned with your mom only being 5 inches tall :)
spagattanadle
Where the hell did you get that information?
myotherusernameismyotherusername
If it's on the internet it must be true!
heinzb
From the gyno who delivered my wifes baby.. she has size 5 ladies feet - her and baby would have died without c-section..
spagattanadle
Weird. I birthed an 8 pounder and my feet are size 6. Never heard of that. My 10 pounder I couldn't do without intervention though.
RayloKen
I thought its based on how large the mother is. Wider hips and all.
heinzb
Yes - but the internals of the hips, not the externals.. and the size of the feet is a good indicator of internal pelvis size.
MellowHippy
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Cool. If this isn't true can someone say something? It's a really neat factoid to record and encode into my worldview.
ZachsAnomaiy
The feet widen when a woman gets pregnant but it's due to the weight. Foot size does not indicate genital size in either sex. Also, (1/2)
RayloKen
It tru. Ah seent it
TheBigReveal
I have heard that it's just a wives tale perpetuated by the likes of Cosmo Magazine. I heard that in Reddit comments though, so who knows.
MikeZuckleburg
This study says it's a myth https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1840354/
rainbowcoloredpoop
I have no idea if it's true or not, but I have tiny feet and had no problem giving birth.
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Does width matter?
RayloKen
Yep. Thats why they have the saying 'child bearing hips'. Wider the hips, higher the chance of a larger, healthy baby.
superanth
Wow...TIL.