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But seriously, watch out because we have no idea how to drive in this stuff.
Dec 8, 2017 1:02 AM
DynamikIP
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But seriously, watch out because we have no idea how to drive in this stuff.
aylaayala616101
Fuckoff
Potetgull92
Skittles5150
kee413
*laughs in masshole*
igobeder
Steer INTO the skid.
xXOccamsChainsawXx
It is indeed end times...tell your loved ones good bye as you await the apocalypse.
RosalineVex
roxannesugarhill
Checking in from Austin. We loved our bit of snow!
sway85
Those tags though...
PoppaBigBear
Driving down the freeway, was gonna take an exit but there was an accident on the exit where it curves. Guess what happened?
kahlosa
Apparently you Texas people have never been to your own panhandle. Snows a heck of a lot up there.
Dirtyricee
Lol we dont even have snow yet in Toronto, Canada.
billybobnelson2718
You're fucked! I live in Canada, we get three seasons of this stuff! Good luck, it'll melt soon!
SGTwash
Oh you sweet summer child
OopsieDaiseys
As a friendly reminder, please remember to turn your phone sideways while filming the fuckery that is about to occur
bongles
Probably shouldn't drive, you guys don't have the resources to handle snow
WHOISTIRED
I mean, not like it snowed in Texas before...
SaAdVilla
Pft... just kill it with your guns.
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Meanwhile in California...
DynamikIP
Was born in Cali. The memories of the orange glow coming up over the cahon pass almost every year are all too familiar.
LordScifiBandit
Holy shit, snow in Texas! I'm just waiting for the Sun here in Edinburgh and I'll know shit' s truly, fucked-up
ErranteOso
The nice part of living on the gulf coast is that our roads come pre-salted. $5 the causeway freezes tonight though.
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
Probably for a hour or two
Silbaya
https://j.gifs.com/j25oNy.gif
OPXur2
Oh god...the accidents....
shortythegiraffe
honestly, I'm certain a lot of the odd driving is more so people trying to snapchat. really spooky, stay safe out there guys.
Boom9001
In most places it's melting on the road from in my area of Texas as is common. Just elevated areas have snow staying.
spittleteets
Lack of experience plays a role, but their roads r constructed differently than Northern areas, and lack volume of equipment needed to clean
HodorFirstOfHisName
Literally saw people mount the curb because they couldn't see the road. Going 15 mph on a 50mph semi-rural road.
TheRussMartinShow
First time I drove in snow in Dallas I flipped my truck. I’m a Floridian, man! That shit is slippery
Paramike
A Florida man with a truck. I think I read some articles about you
BagulTheSalty
Go slow. Snow is deceiving. Don’t drive like a cunt.
0neSadCookie
Too late
Aintnothangbutachickenwang3
Basically, don’t drive like you normally do. All love, no sarcasm. I’m Canadian.
SadLonelyStupid
And for the love of all that is holy keep your foot off the brake.
DynamikIP
Wish the people in their f1000s with 75 inch tires knew this.
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Naw. They invincible.
TehStoner
I got behind an f350 the other morning and after stopping at a stoplight, all he could do was spin his tires. The best part was that his >>
TehStoner
License plate said 'heavyw8.' Why don't you put a little 'heavyw8' in your truck bed there, eh guy? Maybe you can go forward then
HodorFirstOfHisName
As someone with an f150 with big tires, I tried my best.
0neSadCookie
To drive like a cunt?
HodorFirstOfHisName
Only when it's dry. I'm not trying to kill -myself-
StorellaDeville
lol y'all
CmfMttnPpl
If u start slipping let off the gas and slowly apply pressure again
BagulTheSalty
Learned this last year. Best advice ever
WonderBread117
May God have mercy on your guyses soul
EllieZee
You must be from the north! You said "guyses"
WonderBread117
You are correct I'm from the far far north of Washington state. Where it rains all year round and we only drink coffee. Lol
EllieZee
Mmmmmm coffee ❤
WonderBread117
Yep coffee stann on every street corner
zegerman5682
Dallas, here, can confirm.
Feralphobia
its not snowing in dallas yet...
desert249
San Antonio here,can confirm.
saberquest
Yup, same
slidewhistlesymphony
Relax. Wait 24 hours and it'll melt. I doubt you'll get more than a dusting on the grass anyway. Come to Amarillo if you want real Winter!
HodorFirstOfHisName
It was about 2-3 inches in an evening. Enough to cover the center line on the roads
DontLetThisFlameGoOut
It won't last 24 hours. Nothing is sticking in Waco.
boskonetwo
Grew up in Abilene; panhandle winters suck. Go to school in shorts weather, come home with toes freezing off.
MontyPythonQFHG
Haha *laughs from Canada*
ErranteOso
I left Michigan to get away from really winter. Feels like it's bout time to head further south.
slidewhistlesymphony
I actually enjoy Winter and the snows it brings. I grew up in Michigan too. We get some pretty decent snows in Amarillo where I live. :D
ErranteOso
What part of Michigan? Real winters are great if there isn't any rain and your house has insulation. (Heard Amarillo gets ice storms)
slidewhistlesymphony
I spent three years of my childhood in Romulus, Michigan. I loved the Winters there! We do get ice storms and true blizzards here...1/2
slidewhistlesymphony
...in Amarillo. We had a serious blizzard in 2010 which dropped 22 inches of snow with whiteout conditions for two days. Our wind is...2/3
slidewhistlesymphony
Where you at? Austin?
DynamikIP
Georgetown
Wabbadabba
San Antonio got some decent snow. It only lasted about 2 hours but It Did put a nice little layer on the grass
BeerAndWhiskey
*Laughs Wisconsinly*
SatansTesticles
*Laughs in Canadian*
jeep999999999
*Laugh Canadaly*
Maggiesperson
From the snow belt in Ohio. ...mwah hah hah
MrZakoshi
Same
jeep999999999
MrStormTrooper
*drinks tim hortons and giggles at the summer weather *
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
*laughs Alaskanly*... but seriously, we have freezing rain today. In December. I'm calling bullshit.
kyylloren
*apologises for all the other Canadians laughing*
salaciousthoughts
*Laughs Idahoanly* My friend just moved to Texas from Idaho to get away from snow. I died when she said it was snowing.
masonicmasonry
*Laughs Michiganly*
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
*Upvotes muthafuckaly*
WhereDidILoseMyPants
*Laughs Coloradanly*
Sfinski
*Laughs in Finnish*
HughLaurie
Unless Greenland checks in, I think you won.
StaksiAVR
What about Antarctica
HughLaurie
I doubt anyone at those stations who has internet access would be allowed on imgur. I'd love to be proven wrong, though.
Tver937
Xaxaxaxa- laughs in Russian (literally) you guys are cute.
AdjustedBritishScientificOutrageScale
Some nice freezing rain on our already snow covered Alaskan roads tonight... Eh, I'll just leave to work a couple minutes earlier come AM.
Traviscoletravels
*Dodges bullet in parka Chicagoanly*
Puggledad
Oh this is gold pal.
AmericanGh0st
Da bullets
Zawayix
*cries missouribly*
QRMSan
*laughs in Iowan*
nicknackpaddywack
Laughs yooperly
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I'm always mocking my austin friends over their weather "problems" but I havent had snow up here yet, so they get one free "shut up" coupon
reider10
Already that sounds annoying
cocochronic
*laughs in Bostonian*
Arock77
Central Oregon laughing in
LieutenantGordon
*cries Californianly*
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Awww.. Sorry friend I'm from CA originally and I'm hoping you are not in the burn zone ????
LieutenantGordon
I'm not, since I'm stationed in VA, but I worry for my mom and sister in SoCal.
poopymcgee63
*Laughs Appalachian Mountainsely*
cantusamator
Laughs canadianly
GeorgeLever
*Laughs New Yorkishly*
StupidAlexKrycek
Laughs Canadianly, sorry for laughing.
EllieZee
So instead of hehehe is it eheheh? Fuck I tell horrible jokes
Buffaromuffin
You get +1. Not because it was funny. It was terrible. But I nor any Canadian I know has ever written that. Thank you.
EllieZee
Lmao I know it was. I'm currently dying laughing... must be the red wine lol
Puggledad
Live right in snow belt on southern tip of lake michigan, counted 7 cars slid off the road yesterday and one semi
TheOriginalFinnishBastard
Drinks vodka and laughd Finnishingly.
Tastesicle
*Chortles in Canadian*
Terx
Sorry
theitinerantnaturalist
*Lauche Canadaly*
StaksiAVR
*Laughs Minnesotanly*
cyoparallel
*laughs South Dakotan*
BeeziBee90
*Laughs Michiganderly*
e0jay
*burns californiany*
aFactIsAFact
Underrated comment of the day
BleachIsGood
*laughs in Utahn*
SpiderDetective
*Chuckles in Coloradan*
pineapplesaremything
Bullshit, we have like no snow this year, and that makes me sad :(
SavageGod
Yeah I've only seen snow twice this year and it didn't make it through the day either time.
Torimkaldeen
*Chuckles in Pennsylvanian*
StubbyJohnson
*Laughs Yooperly*
Counterfit
"Ah-hyuck"
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Minnesotaaaaa!
DragonJak
*Asks what's going on australianly*
ShreddedKylo
*laughs illinoisanly*
UltimateMcNasty
*Cries North Dakotanly* It gets too cold here for snow.
NateintheNorth
Blizzard like conditions early this week. Buddy asked if I wanted BWWs. Got in my Impala and plowed on through!
ApplesdaKitty
umm.. *chortles Ohioanly* "lake effect counts too!"
JobThompson
Confusingly snortles in georgian....
shortroundead
*Laughs Canadianly*
TheElderBowls
Cackles in Siberian.
Aedan382
*Laughs Canadianly, then asks if he/she can be of any help, sorry for the bad weather*
Craig653
Utard laughter
Jokewell911
*Get confuses in mexicanian*
MaggGyver
*snickers swedishly*
thatdudekev98
*confused in californian*
AMartianPotato
*Huddles near the Californian for warmth. Pulls out marshmallows*
thatdudekev98
ChuckWeiss
*laughs in Truckeeite*
ILikeSciFi
*crys in Oregonian*
theamountofstupidyoudropis
Read it as oreganoian and bamboozled meself
Alrightyouwin
*laughs alaskanly*
BakedAlaskan
*laughs alaskanly along*
Jokewell911
I was in anchorage last month... As a Mexican holy frozen hell -10°c burn my cheeks
Alrightyouwin
I’d rather deal with that. We’ve been getting freezing rain lately where I’m at.
StaksiAVR
can't beat that
DrowsyDude
*laughs Montananly*
wovar
*laughs yosemitey*
ImMrbulldops
Cackles from New York
Gremlynn4023
Don't pretend Wisconsin doesn't have a AWD pickup in the ditch every 100ft during the first snowfall of the year.
ScungilliMan
They're the FIB drivers
AmericanGh0st
No you’re thinking of Indiana. I-65 is apocalyptical after a fresh snow.
Gremlynn4023
Might be true of Indiana too, never been further south than Ft. Wayne and the last time was years ago. But unfortunately in 'sconny often.
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
My roommate is from Wisconsin and he just moved to Texas this summer.... I am afraid he is going to give himself a hernia laughing at us
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
He actually shot soda out his nose at the winter weather advisory on the news thinks the whole thing is hilarious
jjuerg
It is.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Well I hope he remembers that there probably isn’t that much salt/sand on the roads as there would have been at home. But either way I agree
SoupCanMan
Define "home". I was only 20 miles outside a city of 6k people and it took 5 days for sand to show up. Bumblefuck, WI, my chillinz.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Damn good point. damn good sir.
getoutofhereyounosylittlepervertorimgonnaslapyousilly
I think you mean he shot pop out of his nose...
UncleTopher
It's soda, dammit!
Thefluffernutter
I say soda #notallmidwesterners
UncleTopher
Everyone I know says soda.
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
LMAO I forgot y'all call it that. Pop is what happens to balloons around sharp objects.
UncleTopher
As a Wisconsinite, we call it soda. Dunno where that guy lives.
Hopnoodle
Contact L.A. Maybe they'll lend you some heat
hwatL4bloopy
we'll lend you fire. its actually pretty cold in LA county
MissSaraPants
Ohhhh... burn...? Ha!
Ididthisforthelol
ChemicalPorpoise
Actually not that hot. Everything is just on fire. But we are getting LA snow! And LA snow days!
FarmerFred
Not that hot? It's been low 80s. Going to be in the mid to high 80s this weekend. All in December!
ChemicalPorpoise
It's been high 70s my area. I still leave work with a thick jacket on. It's chilly to me if it isn't at least 80, 85.
Arsikere
we have a lot of fire right now
KABARU
California has been on fire for as long as I can remember.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
I was 5 in '91 when the Oakland firestorm stopped 4 houses away from mine.. Shits no joke and I'm hoping for the best for you guys out there
UnsavoryCommenter
Honestly did it ever stop?
Arsikere
been here my whole life. this is our annual cycle
bukkakeshots
We get fires every year, everyone gets surprised but fires and droughts are our thing
StonerCatJay
Earthquakes too. At least we have weed... oh wait not if you want a job
MagnoliaStone
Why do y'all live there? It sounds like Satan left the side door to hell cracked and bits keep getting out.
Mattallica
I have job. I always have trees.