HaggardsHotdogsandHamburgers
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Jun 30, 2021 5:58 PM
HaggardsHotdogsandHamburgers
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jaredMoonLord
The worst part about this is that there are 6 pictures we all didnt get to see.
savingyours2010
He has nicer legs than me, damn!
dudekazoo
The self awareness really makes this.
kaitco1984
IdiopathicHomosapien
Well, looks like I've found a new kink
ILiekToCookAndBake
My mullet is tingling
PotatoFaceSmurf666
This is SOOOOO gay, I love it!
IsItawKWard
What a cock tease. Smh.
ColumbiaLSD
Been there before. Not that good.
ThorGodOfHammerz
https://i.imgur.com/It5pprg
BenderBendingRrodriguez
Discount donuts?! i.imgur.com/3Ep56ZW.gif
scuba7jb
Rahube01
Chickenbutt Donuts is a couple miles from me in South Carolina. Pretty good, but some of their flavors are too over the top. Nice funny ad.
Imalwaysready
Like what?
Rahube01
https://chickenbuttdonuts.com/
Rahube01
Like berry frosting with fruity pebbles all over.
Fadeintodust
Say what?
JAFIOI
I'm freedoming so hard right now.
SilverbackGorrilla
*Freedomming. Otherwise it reads as free-dom-ing and I imagine it's penis related...
WarwickPuckerson
Oh fuck babe you're gonna make me free
LespritDeLescalier22
Get ready for the freedom sauce
CrimeBrulee
It's the smaller hat under the main hat that's got you so enticed. It's representative of a deep seated fetish for Matryoshka dolls.
Goldfinger1964
Elijahrock
I have such a raging freedom.
Closeenoughforthis
I just burst in the air.
andsy
Is that a freedome in your pants
ryansmVillain
Or are you just happy to see me
CumsInPies
My red rocket is glaring
MrSaturday
Stay the fuck away from my pies then.
dudekazoo
J3lek
I hate how much i don't hate this.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
TeflonTrout
I'll hate it for us both, between Skynyrd, walmart, and a janky 4wd I've got enough to share
SneakEFoxxe
But consider the removal of the cowboy hat to reveal a second, smaller, more colorful cowboy hat underneath
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
The LGBT pride day cowboy hat. For the yee-haw and the yee-hee anywhere you go.
BolenArrow
For the He-haw and she-haw
J3lek
And the everything between-haw
cyno01
I THINK theyre being ironic, but depending on their specific region that irony may be lost on their customers... i could see this going +
cyno01
wrong if a bunch of good ol boys in jacked up trucks roll up and the donut shop has a pride flag and a mask policy.
SmolSharkPerson
You mean proud boys? ;) OK but seriously I hope this dude gets the correct crowd.
GoddamnitClown
"Ugh, I hate that I kind of like that."
fraxinusoleaceae
"Patriotism, but admit it's camp" is the way to ensuring my civic participation.
YoungChuckNorris
Patriotism and self-awareness, such a rare mix. It's refreshing.
NSK1986
Thats a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy!
TheDogEnd
I...I want some Chickenbutt Donuts
OutisNobody
Everytime I see a squatted truck I die a little inside.
Beleg7
I would usually hate this, but the flowing hair, tiny hat, and ukulele really make this work.
PoopieBandit
We don't get the other 6+ photos on this gem?
ThePartyLeader
Man I've got a raging rocket right now
Nakahana
Is it red?
thetruthisinmybutthole
red rocket, red rocket
ThePartyLeader
Macaroni orange
PinkPrincess007
Dear men, we dont want dick pics get creative like this please
lietotheelderly
The little hate got me
chuckpebble
Hate by nerve induction? I see the truth of it.
UsernameDoesntEndTheWayYouThinkItBlowjob
Whether you meant hat or hate, I love you
lietotheelderly
I meant hat and I love you too
littleasianninja
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Nakahana
Such little hate ^_^
J3lek
Microhate
JCBalance
I expected this to end with anti-vax or something, so I'm glad it's a complete 180 and it's enthusiastic doughnuts.
OctopusStinkhorn
Guess what?
amitoladrache
Welp, I'm sold.
JoeDepciMowed
I legit want to see the other 6+ photos.
Maulbert
I'm assuming this is a joke.
TerrorOmelette
https://chickenbuttdonuts.com/
moricai
Hey, that's my country you're talking about!
Coeus2310
Good marketing. I googled it to make sure it was a real place, even.
Distractedlurker
It’s not a joke, it’s a sales pitch, and I bet it will work.
swatz
I'd go just to watch what happens.
JohnPtempkinReborn
That would make it a gimmick. Hell, they are going to advertise to us either way. May as well try to make it fun
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Hell I don't even know where this is and I kinda want one of the donuts. Maybe because it's a donut though.
SkeletonsLoveBooty
Yes. But also no.
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
Bold of you
Eviltrain
It's more than that. It's a joke that is also trying to sell you something! So American.
Gandalfsuglybrother
Well, it's a joke yes. But the donut shop is real. South Carolina.
youareagreatguybut
There's no way of knowing for sure.
JohnPtempkinReborn
Other than googling
VagrantDust
No, they're dead serious. "Rocket Red Glare Veins" is a medical condition and the model they used for these shoots is hot with it.
DaierMune
No, this is America.
Cheechamarie
He looks beautiful and free what's the joke about it ?
TheRealGowron
Freedom is no joking matter.
BlueBoxObsessor
SubzeroAK
Mellayellafella1441
MotherOfSmoosh
I adore this movie ?
Kakhtus
Marahute !
CreigerRykov
You just made me realize I never once thought about how to spell that eagle's name, and I have no idea why.