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Batman V3 Issue #16
Jul 20, 2017 3:33 PM
Cantthinkofausernametoday
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Batman V3 Issue #16
YesMyNameIsCalvin
Welcome to Batburger, home of the Batburger. Can I take your order?
Rayfire3535
One of the windows has a Zasz marks theme. This place has no chill.
THEREALFOLKBLUES
UltraLincoln
This feels like Transmetropolitan.
UncleUrdnot
Doesn't Bruce start eating his burger with silverware?
LittleDragon02
Welcome to BatBurger, home of the BatBurger! Can I take your order?
VoidIncarnate
Meanwhile, on Earth-3. "Would you like to Trump these fries?" "Sure." *pours golden sauce all over the fries.*
mackMittens
Liter of cola? Do we have liter of cola? God damn burger punk.
Kairamek
Real talk: If I lived in Gotham this would kind of upset me. It's be like having Gacy Meal with collectable clown butt plugs for the toy.
onecnote
ah the jokes, they write themselves..
Kaseladen
I'm tired of Batman, but I do love this
vzon20011
All of the employees will be dead soon. Any number of bat villains will show up to murder them.
athosender
rushid930
0/10, Bruce doesn't whip out his bat credit card. He never leaves the cave without it
PrimarchHorusLupercal
Tom King is one of the best comic writers right now. Simultaneously dramatic and comedic. Just look at Kite-Man
Rayfire3535
HELL YEAH
YOWIEWAWEE
I think they did this better in kingdom come
CobraClutch
Those uniforms really don't look safe to wear in a kitchen environment.
TinyRickfromearthdimensionC137
ShartyParty
I'll take a Two-Face sandwich and a large order of night-wings please
whydidyoutrustme
I imagine a Two-Face sandwich as a half-grilled cheese.
HighwayStar82
I'd like a Batburger Deluxe special, Jokerized: With an 'Arctic Chilled' Fries slushie. And yes, I'll donate $5 to the S. Kyle Cat fund.
AKnownViking
Did you notice it says 'Spite' and 'Choke' on the soda machine labels?
FCOAlex
The cashiers should speak in Christian Bales hoarse gobbedly gook Batman voice.
Tarlon
Yeah it's a bit weird. Wouldn't kind of be like making advertisements out of terrorists and mass murderers? How would that be appropriate?
Rayfire3535
It's Gotham City, these people are desensitized as fuck.
PeggingandTransFanboyExPlusMachina
Like an Irish car bomb for example.
siler7
You see, they got the Big Bat...I got the Big Bit.
IllpunchUinyourGrundle
I assume Joker would have a blast at that place ... and then burn it down
SparkMiko
Some men just want to watch the world burn....
rulerBob8
Some men just want to watch the fries burn...
Dagordae
Nah, he would almost certainly know that Batman hates the place. Hell, he'd probably protect it simply to keep the joke going.
HalloIamherenow
Joker's an agent of chaos, he'd probably even sponsor commercials a la Ronald McDonald, until he got bored and murder everyone there.
CapsShield
Depends on how the seasoning of the fries taste. If's it's good he'd probably let the place stay.
obviouscoconut
Robin nuggets are shaped to fit in your mouth whole.
EvillBob
NerdN1
Apparently someone made a Batman-themed restaurant (chain?) w/out consulting Batman. Bruce is not amused.
pleasemommynothim
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Tassyr
You're a grade A smartass, y'know that?
keystotheairlock
Áss.
pleasemommynothim
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ExplainTheJoke
Can confirm that is the definition. Username relevant.
DeathToHeretics
You cheeky fuck
EvillBob
I don't like you.
brightintempas
If you order the Bane they rip your sandwich in half
CapsShield
Buy one bane get one free! "Gotham... is yours!"
GhostMalone
Batwich*
jaminjimmyjames
the Bane sugar snaps. Maybe a side of cracklins.
DaxiaoD
The break the batwich
BrofessorDumbleBro
I figured they'd toast the bread and then break it in half.
FrankPerkele
By slamming it into a knee
Lionholme
The menu drops a reference to KGBeast. That's like, the dude that died first in Assault on Arkham. Like the rope guy in Suicide Squad.
CapsShield
rope guy.... he wasn't just a rope guy. He was.... slip knot.
Aryn240
God I couldn't believe he died so far after such an impressive intro
Aryn240
*fast
THECANARY3
I wish the bat family were my family . :'(
purple0king
You'd have a good 3/5 chance of dying.
THECANARY3
Worth it.
softballguy
Your parents have a 2/2 chance of dying.
TresusIbor
But they're rich, right?
softballguy
... good point.