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Cat tax
Also, there are accounts for other cities, ny is just the best.
understandable
lol street chicken
LivioRazlo92
I've subscribed to monthly donations to Wikipedia while completely sober.
sexswingguru
I laughed so hard at the drunk wiki donation because I did the same thing, great minds.
ChemEng2013
#8 amature, I know girls who used to walk cross campus at 1am to hook up with a guy.
RunicRasol
On vacation in NYC. "Lets get moving. I smell weed" From a black guy with dreds. I couldn't stop laughing. My XGF's Mom was the one smoking
UfoplaysMatt
I'd recommend searching twitter/instagram to see if your local town/city has one. The best memes are relatable memes.
MyWholeSkinIsDry
I need to make one for Fayetteville, NC if there isn't one already....
beegobuzz
Pigeons are now street chickens.
Djalabajoe
#5 is a good idea. My cousin works for a headhunting company and mostly just searches for stupid shit the prospects might have put online.
drunkkumquat
Perfect post to end my day with. Thank you kind Imgurite
DefinitelyNotFourEels
*imgurian
heXonyou
Meh, NYC is overrated, it's all about that WNY ;P
slaughterhouse4andahalf
I lived in WNY, 20min to manhatten. Brooklyn now, 1hr. Hi-ya, Jersey!
KillaVLY
I overheard a woman asking for her dog back after it mauled a baby.
StupidIdeaMaschine
Street chicken got me.
EGOT
"Overheard at" was a social media site for every college when I was still in school. I still follow "Overheard at PSU" for some reason.
IwanderAlot
Followed
Stebeven116
Idk about genius, but it was mildly amusing. =1
Stebeven116
Dang it Windows Phone autocorrect, i meant +1
NelleHirano
The name in Russian characters one is a friend of mine from uni and he submitted it himself even though it’s his own conversation
itgrunt
But there are no Walmarts in NYC
CreepyUncleBob
Walgreen's. Chain pharmacy.
itgrunt
I guess there are still a few that haven't been turned into Duane Reades
Rogahar
I once overheard a conversation as they walked past me that contained "...well I don't mean, like, an ACTUAL orgasm, but..."
taylorswiftscats
There’s also one for LA, London and University. I spent hours on these when I first discovered them :)
chachisaurus
The university one is my favorite so far
ShitIsRidiculous
There's a fantastic one of Waitrose.
superpaul79
Is there one for chicago, or should I start one?
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
https://www.instagram.com/overheard_in_chicago
BaldVinnie
Why would someone not know what their dog walker looked like? And why would they buy them a nespresso machine?
tigersRcool
I’m guessing the guy keeps using their nespresso. Most dog walkers have keys and never see the owners.
INeedAHotChocolate
My auntie has had 3 since it sometimes only cost like $10 more to upgrade to the latest with free pods than to buy the pods by them selves.
jiveturkey987
one of my favorite sections of stop podcasting yourself
BroDidYouEvenTryBro
Not from NYC but the 5 flights of stairs one resonated with me.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I've got a elevator and I still can't get laid. It may just be me at this point.
JasonForge
I wouldn't know...
JoeTheMadScientist
BalmDeBono
I live on the 5th floor, and guys still come to "hook up" with me. Never seen this as a compliment :) ( I'm gay guys, don't bother)
AmIMadOrInsane
Hopefully they have some water waiting for her, you can’t start a dick appointment parched.
commentwhenimdrunk
Conversation with cab driver and drunk girl I made up “lol NYs straight crazy!”
skelitor120
I-.. Is NYC on an island? It's not, right?
divitu
Manhattan is an island.
Renkyu
Everything except the Bronx is an island.
skelitor120
are they actually islands or are they just separated by rivers? I'm just now realizing I've never looked at NYC from a map.
Renkyu
Sorry my link keeps break. I'm going to share this with you. https://imgur.com/GW4DC1F.png
KingsOfWinter
Manhattan - Island / Staten Island - Island (duh) / Brooklyn & Queens - part of Long Island / Bronx - Mainland
EndofAnEmpire
What does IG mean?
EXTREMECOMMENTWARNING
Pretty sure that's Instagram.
MappyTurtle
Instagram
HandsomeJackBlack
You can get a state ID that's not a drivers license at the DMV. Idk why you'd go around showing your passport
adriedupoldprune
My states's ids/driver licenses don't comply with the real id act so there have been times I had to use my passport for id.
samsonguy920
You know what a passport costs? You put up that much dough, you are going to get some fucking use out of it.
Lunavalve
Yup passport user here.
fuckthisishard
I thought NY didn't have walmarts?
CreepyUncleBob
Walgreen's. It's a chain pharmacy.
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adriedupoldprune
Donnie two scoops is that you?
DingleBerryJane
U missed out.
LittleLordThudleroy
Don’t make them read, they might get a headache
thebluestthingsonearth
That Walgreens employee saying what we're all thinking.
anon311919
I call to do this, if u then ask "are you open" then ya. But "hey I was just calling to make sure u guys are open" "yup" "k see u soon" :)
Nize426
I imagine there must be times they restock while closed. I mean restaurants are staffed before they open and after they close.
GiraffWrecker
Dumba**?
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
The other option is, "No, we're not open and I want to know why the fuck you're bothering me right now instead of letting me open/close."
skolyr
I'd answer to stop the phone from ringing. I'd just add "Sorry, we closed x minutes ago." to our scripted greeting. (ty for calling etc)
mysticarchives
When I call places to see if they are open I say, “You answered the phone so that answers my question. See you shortly.”
INeedAHotChocolate
Some large stores have 24/7 customer support that the calls to stores redirect to after hours.
Jomaander
Well, it'd be awkward to be like, "oh you picked up. Ok." *click*. Which is why I always just ask for their hours instead.
TheMightyCock
Or "Would you guys still be open in x minutes when I drive over?"
astralfields
You could just look up their opening hours on Google Maps instead. Faster than a phone call.
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
*holidays may effect these hours* you might still need to call
VesselOfHate
I've called a place, had them pick up, so I started to place an order and they go "we're closed".
BlackHartMTB
Before cell phones I would answer the phone at the pizza place I worked at after closing. You know... in case of an emergency.
samsonguy920
I wouldn't touch the phone if it rang after close at the pizza place. It's either a dumbbutt or someone asking for the manager. >
samsonguy920
> Manager can deal with both.
BlackHartMTB
Sometimes it was my mom. Lol
samsonguy920
All the better for the manager to deal with, then. :)