You had one job.... And you fucking nailed it!

Feb 11, 2017 4:06 PM

wazscience

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Imagine getting a sphere hammer and just smashing... *< *

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coca Fett...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who is in charge of doing this at all local stores, it takes him hours to do this kind of stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to make this in Minecraft now that I have a good pattern. It'll go between my Yoda and Artoo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@RepostStatistics do your thing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That would be a safety hazard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would go in a store to pick up drinks, see this glorious display and be too ashamed to take one out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said carbonite not carbonate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote the Fettman

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will you take the Dr. Pepper challenge! Jenga!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hear sugary soda can be Fettening when you drink too much of it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna run full-steam Juggernaut at that and knock them all down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the first customer asks for coke

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No disintegrations!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soda Fett?

9 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

In the Midwest it's Popa Fett.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You win the day with that one

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are done by plans sent out by corporate.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. We have stores where they're usually done by a manager or assistant manager.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not inviting you to my next party.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I love this, but as a former store manager all i see is "lawsuit" when someone tries to pull one out.

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 11

The ones at my local Walmart have tape on them and they're usually on a stand that is taller than the average person.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Often times when you don't pull one out you'll end up in a different kind of lawsuit :'(

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Usually these are glued down and are only for display

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They're empty and usually professionally made http://imgur.com/yQZ4ZjP maybe if you knew stuff like that you'd still be a store manager Phil

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 3

Not always.. sometimes they are full but if they are they generally set up a actual sidekick/foot display for the product

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than leaving it in and getting a paternity suit.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Beat me to it. Damn!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Uh... I just wanted a pack of Dr. Pepper."

9 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 1

That's what I was thinking

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you wait until someone buys the Sprite above it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hold my beer

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I betcha there's a shelf full of them in the aisle they're usually in

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The boxes in these displays are often empty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take the top 3 sprites on the very right off and boom Dr pepper

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Or just slide it out and let the ones above fall down to fill the space left

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That will be an intresting game of Jenga then.

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

No that's his dad's name

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well the point of Jenga is to not make stuff fall. It's impossible to just Jenga it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

More like jengo hahahahaha not accurate I know but worth the pun

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Are you laughing at your own joke and then justifying it?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yuperu and as you can see my job here is done

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0