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Mar 21, 2021 4:34 AM
Crabsforeveryone
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Urgalicity
His Majesty: King Foot.
KingZoop
fu*k you! take your upvote and go away!
allactorsarephoney
The Dad is strong in this one
AlienMidKnight
A guy wished for a 12 inch penis, now a foot tall pianist follows him everywhere.
Fenny79
What kind of imperial nonsense is this?
MrBoopleSnootFluffkins
I saw a TV for sale last week, it was only $10 but the volume was stuck on high. I thought...'I can't turn that down!'
egoAristippos
Dad? Is that you reincarnated?
unpeturbed
The real reason Princess Di left Charles... She thought all rulers were 12 inches...
minibois
He only had one foot to stand on too!
TheDorkKnight92
Need to get my mind out the gutter as I thought this was a penis joke at first
BeeWoman
So, there goes 12 inch in a foot? And 3 feet in a yard? Y'all just makin it hard on yourself at this point
ijustsweptmyporch
ScottHitz
This is a high quality pun!
bigdog838
clemdarkstarzero
I remember my design teacher telling this joke in class as someone said the Queen was a ruler and he went mental, good times
charliekellyratkiller
My dick might not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot.
Samothspawn
Forwards From Grandma
YurtleTurtle
Tradesman when I was an apprentice always said "The ruler is in England, you need a rule"
ThunderChief00
Did he live in the USA or Liberia?
8BitFish
How many Big Mac's is that?
AtsaMattaForMe
MainJane
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
itzujones1
Omg a dad joke!
CrumbyCake
Fuck.....+1
ThailandExpress
RadicalLiberal
What lengths a short person will go to.
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Imperials units are sooooo stupid.
BlckHwk13
Oh yeah? Let’s talk about stone.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Only weird islanders use that crap.
PulpReality
Not unlike most people using them lol
malachilenomade
Frothington
He could only be a great ruler if he converted to metric.
pufferphish
Awww u gotta measure in millimeters?? Poor Lil feller
JhericFury
To be fair, a lot of rulers go up to 12' and 30cm here in the UK
Nathanyel
So you're saying metric is more... I'm just saying 30cm sounds a lot better than 12in...
Einherion
30 small things sounds lamer than 12 big things.
whywouldanyoneeatanythingotherthanbreakfastfood
3 decameters
Einherion
3 × 10^(-16) petameter
zfournier16
Naw I'd rather measure using a Volkswagen MERICA
scanerang
Using a German metric car for Murican measurements
zfournier16
A joke becasue it has happened lol
zfournier16
Because here in america we would rather use a car to measure instead of a system that the rest of the world uses cuz fuck everyone else
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
What
scanerang
What?
Panma98
Volkswagen is German
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I know. So am I. I even own one. Weird.