Phone clearing dump

Every day.

So I'm supposed to be filling out a job application.

But apparently my brain thinks this is a better idea.

Honestly, it's more fun

But that's not hard vs a job application

True story about my brain today.

I'm a Star Trek nerd.

What white knights do every day

It is, in fact, the stress

Again, my brain

I'm constantly late for things, I hate this about myself. I'm trying to do better.

True story about my desire to socialize today.

I sent this to my husband... It didn't work

Every. Day.

It tries so hard.

My friends, probably

It's breathtaking, honestly.

This is so old but makes me giggle every time

Look at all them pixels

... still creepy though

My therapist every week

Constantly.

Mmm, Satan

This is a frequent problem for me.

So is this.

Sometimes, it's just not a smart idea.

Is he, tho?

This is more than just bait.

I don't get the appeal of trolling.

I have a feeling these are all going to be in some crazy order.

I have a whole chapter of Statistics homework to do.

I don't want to do that either.

My brain when I ask it to let me be productive

Always blame the children

Me doing my math homework later tonight

The homework is on confidence intervals

Again... Homework

I'm ready to stop writing captions now

Nobody reads these anyway, right?

Tina is my spirit beast.

When I post this, I promise I'll go do the job application.

I'm applying to a permanent position at my current temporary job.

I think it's going to go well, but I hate applying for jobs.

My resume is all nice and polished.

Just gotta finish my homework. And cover letter.

I also have math homework due today.

Going back to college in your late 30s is exhausting.

But I'm getting good grades, so I've got that going for me?

Me right now

Cat tax, Mallow likes laundry baskets

Edit: oooh, my Most Viral virginity is gone.