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Jun 2, 2019 2:46 AM
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TinFoilKat
They are all fucking noobs for playing on consoles
Extravigance
Which one is Kevin though. Asking the hard questions.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Yeah where's the guy who goes postal?
feelinsomethinglikerickmoranis
Don't forget the smelly ones
CitizenPrime
There's way more
Desertwanderer
Only ever went to once. The "hot girl"stereotype as presented here was more or less the same and made me cringe .
StRocketScience
What's wrong with having a hot girl at the gaming tournament? This feels kind of sexist... am I wrong to say that?
ArkoneAxon
Yes. Terribly. You are clearly a white knight or something, for suggesting that an attractive female actually enjoys video games. :p
Gantzz321
why I have given up on so many things I enjoy, became the old guy
JohnnyTheJew
They forgot the most dangerous one. *Dramatic music* The FAKE. GAMER. GIRLS! *Audible gasps*
LupusGrey
ArkoneAxon
I think "hot girl" covers those. Stupid fake girl gamers; don't they know you need to register your authentic gaming credentials in advance?
NoodlesAreMyDickFriends
Read up fuckos. We older folks have gamed for a while to. You aren't some brilliant different generation. You're just like us, ugly sbags
waffle911
I'm the cannon fodder, have been my whole life.
Sokonomi
The Weeaboo, and the edgelord.
MidnightAtMandS
Who would bring their mom?
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
The old guy.
dietluigi
You forgot the random furries and steam punk people
Kangarou
No no, this is just a VG tournament, not a convention.
TresusIbor
Where's the one that just constantly farts in a crowd of people?
bripi
I'm right here, and I really can't help it. I do try to move around quite a bit to evenly distribute, but sometimes I get trapped. Hiroshima
BrazilianThunderPanda
Not enough Koreans.
bripi
THIS. Not racist, but ya gotta know they dominate this stuff.
Doune
You forgot one character, the smell.
Ilovebuns
Fuck I'm the old guy.
JasonThorn
Old Guy here, too.
atiomaste
Came here to say exactly this. Old guys UNITE
magicbryanconnolly
In my fifties, can't keep up on twitch shooters, but am still respectable on BF5 and the like. That Boys rifle is made for me...
SoraHjort
The Sailor Senshi Guy.
TheAussieNerd
Which one's Kevin?
Mumalot
I'm guessing "the professional"
LupusGrey
All of them. Yes, including the girls
Zixtank
Except Meaghan. Meaghan's a sweetheart.
TheAussieNerd
Fuck it, I believe it.
jesusisherelookbusy
What about the cosplayers?
Gantzz321
they did say Hot Girl
Ulthirm
Superstar and hot girl covers this I think. (Since we're doing stereotypes and not what actually will show up)
Undrave
You forgot the Melee Players.
Endocrom
and don't forget the stink lines
Lugh314159
It should be mentioned here that 'the old guy' in this scenario is, like, 34.
blankscroll
Whoa careful swinging that thing around might hut someone.
ElbowDeepInYourDad
minibois
The old guy kinda looks like a short Mew2King.. Who is 30.
minibois
No offense to M2K, love the guy.
KatieVick
Just another place for me to be the old guy at.
DigiT00l
Uhm those are the OG gamer kids
furnitureandeffects
God dammit
thegelatoking
neuroticweasel
Thanks goodness. I am older than that.
AntTrapHouse
Freaking teenagers having the same hobbies as me
PorneliusHubertII
They were our hobbies first. It is nice when younger generations adopt our hobbies. Means our hobbies will be around longer
thisistheusernameiwaslookingfor
Sweet, I'm 2 years away from being an old guy.
KillerTofu615
How's 36? I'll be there in 4 years.
MrPunisherMan
Same
MissSparks
5 years and a penis. I have a lot to look forward to apparently.
BitchCake
Pfft. Took me a second.
lDanielHolm
One year and ~three months...
lachlangor
I was 28 in this scenario
ExplainThisJoke
that's what we said. "The OLD guy"
maugriman
SHIT DAT ME
IIBatmanIIDeleted
Lvl 34 noob.
BreenW
Ha, checkmate Millenials https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan's_Run
Shoelebubba
I was an old guy by the time I was 24 in the Guilty Gear community. Because I destroyed my wrists trying to be gud at the game.
mrxian
I saw that picture and realized it would be me.
highstream
Well, I just found out that the style of hat I prefer is called a "Dad Cap," so there you go.
Lugh314159
I had to google 'dad cap' and I'm here like... "That's just a normal baseball cap!"
highstream
I think the difference is the dad cap has the curved bill and the front is flush against the head as opposed to sticking out flat.
AlaskanX
Aren't those stupid flat brim caps called skater caps or something? Real baseball caps have curved brims.
LupusMalevolens
This hits too close home. I am 34 and recently went to a Con. And I do not find myself in the other stereotypes. FFFFuck.
robertrebor9999
Yeah, old
MonetaryPolicyAct1913
Yeah. This is why I slowly stop playing games. I am too old in my 30s.
bookslap
If you like ‘em, no reason to stop! Plenty of grown ass adults play games, myself included.
AceninT
the creepy guy in a fedora and trench coat
allysuzumiya
And his dead classmates
CptRobotNinja
Dont forget the fingerless gloves
jesusisherelookbusy
Hanging around the amine stall, or spending half his cash on a katana.
DaKahuna81
We don't openly speak of........Kevin
SonofCthulhu
AKA me
MelonDramatic
Beat me to it
Steps1000
Woah woah at least get a room first.
Falkrana
UncleArkie
Trying to flog incel and redpill rhetoric to the sweatshirt squad.
periwinklepanda
Most likely a trilby, not a fedora. Trilby's are ones with smaller brims and preferred by those who say m'lady.
fireaza
That sounds like the kinda correction a fedora-wearer would say!
periwinklepanda
Lol, my husband wears a fedora. No trench coat, neck beard or a gamer, he just likes wearing them when it's raining to keep his head dry.
fruust
Neither looks good worn with gamer t-shirts and cargo pants
SilimSavertin
But both look snazzy with a classy suit.