Feb 6, 2020 5:12 PM
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Dogmom2008
Humans will pack bond with anything.
purr
so smol
NOOTBRINGER
Weirdest CPU I've ever seen.
SquishyAnubis
Usually hate spiders but this is adorable
exactlymockingbird
I understand you gotta Feed it but why did you build a little boxing ring?
Larirari
I always upvote jumping spiders
reallybigpianist
Ready?....Fight!
Dimr3ver
Nope.
Jumblium
One of us, one of us ....
rbudrick
Exactly one.
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
Is that a tiny boxing ring?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
At least give the fruit fly a tiny axe or something. He never stood a chance
Urgalicity
Um, no thanks
AneSalgia
Lucas, my lad, is that you?
DuckDebugger
Such a gentle boy. He jusn needs some bellyrubs!
uggabuggajesus
quick spider is quick, that quick spider is.
jesusisherelookbusy
They grow up so fast though v
VodkaReindeer
From the thumbnail it looked like he was petting his CPU
donkeystothecastle
You got that little spider a trampoline.
FukLor3ttaEb3rt
Why he still touchin it???
squintish
What is this? A trampoline for ants?!
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
No, it's for spiders.
WheresYourSister
The grand lil hunter
EF5Cyniclone
Woah, what's the material you're using for the feeding platform? I may need that for my phids
I'm imagining a boxing announcer for that tiny ring. "AAAAAAAAND NOOOOOW!!!"
Orhoz
Kept expecting spider to bite the shit out of him
snowfork
Jumping spiders are non aggressive towards humans.
FreeDadvice
Jumping spiders are very curious and friendly. Favorite arachnid.
SmellsLikeBeef
Just named Earl
pdup231910
So cute. He wants scritches.
tegfdd77
No he wants to fang you
bekind2joeblake
The great finger provides
ITellBadPuns
Finger?! I hardly know 'er! :D
mds308
"Hello PETA? I'd like to report a crime."
FormalDegree5
for the greater finger!
jayskyall
That's funny
Fairdinkums
ALL HAIL THE FINGER
frankeemuniz
Beat me to it
ToxicMolluscinity
NOW WE SHALL HUG IT TO SHOW OUR GRATITUDE
dantedanphir
That's what she said
ZumpyBump
Made me go “pfffff HA!” pretty loudly. +1
orangemarmaladesky
koops
circlebreaker
That's what she said?
davebeastly
I saw my first ever jumping spider last month in my room it was so cute. I let it stay, but I haven't seen it since then.
guy73378
Ate it in your sleep.
ZebraCockSandwich
They have great eyesight and are SUPER shy. They see you and go "fuck, I'm outta here that shits bonkers"
freckledkink
I found a metallic jumping spider once. It was beautiful. It looked like it had been painted like those color changing cars. I haven't seen
One since.
It may have been a peacock spider
shesahotstepper
I have one in almost every room. Love those little guys! Give them de-winged flies as gifts.
tinbed25
Have you checked your ear canal?
Nah prob inhaled it in his sleep and now the babies in the egg sack will hatch from his lung.
Is that what that rhythmic bongo sound is?
Hah. +1.
GoliathSkittles
Lunch break for the spider that's building your CPU
vosuraekira
Which is also part of the debugging process.
Dang, debugging the CPU, that's a much better joke.
bengalgod
It is a crime that more people won't see your masterful joke.
It was worth it though.
KayNay420
I wonder what the scale speed of that spider is.
Thormaehlin
You should read "Micro" by Michael Crichton.
“Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles per hour if they ever got out into the open, and they’re astonishing jumpers...”
ConTonkTen
About tree fiddy
ohscrewit
Approx. 4
Tortfeas0r
Eleventy speed
YourMotherApproves
Leventy billion!
Reppie91
5/7 speed
MrFox999
Ludicrous speed
Death83
They may even go into to the plaid!
myproudburner
Bout tree fiddy.
ginjuri
Don't. Eight legged freaks scene with jumping spiders was actually horrifyingly accurate. We should pray they never get bigger.
ijustwantsnacksandnaps
Banana
LEADFOOTGRANNY
Imagine your walking by and a Ferrari at top speed crash tackles you and starts stabbing and eating you
Tumescentpie
Not again!
TorvicIsSanta
You're*
Gayforbae
Wait what model of ferrari?
KarakLohr
Guess I’ll die now
v
avelarius
Too long since I last saw this franchise.
belligerentrightdoer
More like a tank the speed of a Ferrari
ThatShiftyMonkey
Goes from parked to top speed to parked on top of you in an instant.
bravecatgaming
Wanna see me do that again?
SippyTurtle
Reddit says 50 mph.
https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/3jwkqk/requestspiders_are_freakishly_fast_if_they_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=s
pareidoliaperson
If they were a medium ANDROID??...app...oh nvm
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DrProfessorProfessorson
That's way slower than I thought it would be
mynamewastakenfml
20 ft per round, 40 if it dashes
barnwolf
But, and here's the kicker. That boi can do that moving vertically up a sheer cliff or running upside down across the ceiling!
You're playing checkers and he's playing chess.
The game. Has changed.
It's a whole new ballgame now.
Somanyquestions
20 years ago, I counted that if the speed of a spider grew with its mass, a human-sized spider would go something like Mach 6.
ACSwineburne
Think you should check your math.
daftbehemoth
He did say IF it grew with its mass. It wouldn't. But IF it did, then maybe.
Big spider weight 25 grams and goes about 1 km/h. Human weights 100 kg. Multiply by 4000, spider goes 4000 km/h, or about mach 4.
Weight and speed are somewhat variable, but you get the idea.
Dogmom2008
Humans will pack bond with anything.
purr
so smol
NOOTBRINGER
Weirdest CPU I've ever seen.
SquishyAnubis
Usually hate spiders but this is adorable
exactlymockingbird
I understand you gotta Feed it but why did you build a little boxing ring?
Larirari
I always upvote jumping spiders
reallybigpianist
Ready?....Fight!
Dimr3ver
Nope.
Jumblium
One of us, one of us ....
rbudrick
Exactly one.
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
Is that a tiny boxing ring?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
At least give the fruit fly a tiny axe or something. He never stood a chance
Urgalicity
Um, no thanks
AneSalgia
Lucas, my lad, is that you?
DuckDebugger
Such a gentle boy. He jusn needs some bellyrubs!
uggabuggajesus
quick spider is quick, that quick spider is.
jesusisherelookbusy
They grow up so fast though
v
VodkaReindeer
From the thumbnail it looked like he was petting his CPU
donkeystothecastle
You got that little spider a trampoline.
FukLor3ttaEb3rt
Why he still touchin it???
squintish
What is this? A trampoline for ants?!
curseyoursudenbutinevitablebetrayal
No, it's for spiders.
WheresYourSister
The grand lil hunter
EF5Cyniclone
Woah, what's the material you're using for the feeding platform? I may need that for my phids
DeliciousUsersubClubSandwich
I'm imagining a boxing announcer for that tiny ring. "AAAAAAAAND NOOOOOW!!!"
Orhoz
Kept expecting spider to bite the shit out of him
snowfork
Jumping spiders are non aggressive towards humans.
FreeDadvice
Jumping spiders are very curious and friendly. Favorite arachnid.
SmellsLikeBeef
Just named Earl
pdup231910
So cute. He wants scritches.
tegfdd77
No he wants to fang you
bekind2joeblake
The great finger provides
ITellBadPuns
Finger?! I hardly know 'er! :D
mds308
"Hello PETA? I'd like to report a crime."
FormalDegree5
for the greater finger!
jayskyall
That's funny
Fairdinkums
ALL HAIL THE FINGER
frankeemuniz
Beat me to it
ToxicMolluscinity
NOW WE SHALL HUG IT TO SHOW OUR GRATITUDE
dantedanphir
That's what she said
ZumpyBump
Made me go “pfffff HA!” pretty loudly. +1
orangemarmaladesky
koops
circlebreaker
That's what she said?
davebeastly
I saw my first ever jumping spider last month in my room it was so cute. I let it stay, but I haven't seen it since then.
guy73378
Ate it in your sleep.
ZebraCockSandwich
They have great eyesight and are SUPER shy. They see you and go "fuck, I'm outta here that shits bonkers"
freckledkink
I found a metallic jumping spider once. It was beautiful. It looked like it had been painted like those color changing cars. I haven't seen
freckledkink
One since.
snowfork
It may have been a peacock spider
shesahotstepper
I have one in almost every room. Love those little guys! Give them de-winged flies as gifts.
tinbed25
Have you checked your ear canal?
rbudrick
Nah prob inhaled it in his sleep and now the babies in the egg sack will hatch from his lung.
davebeastly
Is that what that rhythmic bongo sound is?
tinbed25
Hah. +1.
GoliathSkittles
Lunch break for the spider that's building your CPU
vosuraekira
Which is also part of the debugging process.
GoliathSkittles
Dang, debugging the CPU, that's a much better joke.
bengalgod
It is a crime that more people won't see your masterful joke.
vosuraekira
It was worth it though.
KayNay420
I wonder what the scale speed of that spider is.
Thormaehlin
You should read "Micro" by Michael Crichton.
jesusisherelookbusy
“Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles per hour if they ever got out into the open, and they’re astonishing jumpers...”
ConTonkTen
About tree fiddy
ohscrewit
Approx. 4
Tortfeas0r
Eleventy speed
YourMotherApproves
Leventy billion!
Reppie91
5/7 speed
MrFox999
Ludicrous speed
Death83
They may even go into to the plaid!
myproudburner
Bout tree fiddy.
ginjuri
Don't. Eight legged freaks scene with jumping spiders was actually horrifyingly accurate. We should pray they never get bigger.
ijustwantsnacksandnaps
Banana
LEADFOOTGRANNY
Imagine your walking by and a Ferrari at top speed crash tackles you and starts stabbing and eating you
Tumescentpie
Not again!
TorvicIsSanta
You're*
Gayforbae
Wait what model of ferrari?
KarakLohr
Guess I’ll die now
jesusisherelookbusy
avelarius
Too long since I last saw this franchise.
belligerentrightdoer
More like a tank the speed of a Ferrari
ThatShiftyMonkey
Goes from parked to top speed to parked on top of you in an instant.
bravecatgaming
Wanna see me do that again?
SippyTurtle
Reddit says 50 mph.
SippyTurtle
https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/comments/3jwkqk/requestspiders_are_freakishly_fast_if_they_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=s
pareidoliaperson
If they were a medium ANDROID??...app...oh nvm
[deleted]
[deleted]
DrProfessorProfessorson
That's way slower than I thought it would be
mynamewastakenfml
20 ft per round, 40 if it dashes
barnwolf
But, and here's the kicker. That boi can do that moving vertically up a sheer cliff or running upside down across the ceiling!
barnwolf
You're playing checkers and he's playing chess.
barnwolf
The game. Has changed.
barnwolf
It's a whole new ballgame now.
Somanyquestions
20 years ago, I counted that if the speed of a spider grew with its mass, a human-sized spider would go something like Mach 6.
ACSwineburne
Think you should check your math.
daftbehemoth
He did say IF it grew with its mass. It wouldn't. But IF it did, then maybe.
Somanyquestions
Big spider weight 25 grams and goes about 1 km/h. Human weights 100 kg. Multiply by 4000, spider goes 4000 km/h, or about mach 4.
Somanyquestions
Weight and speed are somewhat variable, but you get the idea.