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Martinuscool
Reminds me of the new Edge logo.
vorodar
This is ricist.
suomynonA
When you measure out pasta/rice for 1 person and it ends up being a fuckton
LiveLifeLoveLife
My dumb ass thought he was posing with a half finished rice crispy sculpture
amop
That’s a wok
BigOrkWaaagh
Also he's not stirring it
uselesspotato4ever
This guy wanted to play a prank on his friend, and this fried rice is actually a sculpture/model https://time.com/5513048/rice-photo-prank/
Jaysus41
Wok da fok?
secretagentchewbacca
So fake https://time.com/5513048/rice-photo-prank/
shameofslate
I thought he was carving a Pac-Man
MandrewJackson
The link old grumpy people like me want: https://youtu.be/B0wUNqespvE You young optimistic people can move along.
Polarbit
Dont rock the wok
siler7
RE! SPECT! WOK!
UsernameRequired
Upvote for pantera!
infinitesimalwonder
Ahh of course, the classic tsunami technique
MissWhiteRabbit
?
tinner20
I thought it was only a myth
Daxton
It is, we've all been lied to
SeriousCloud
But is he going to catch that?
somnif
LargePoutine
ColonelLandoCalrissianoDeLasFuerzasEspeciales
No one person should hold this much power.
dubbz312
Damn, that’s some mad skillets
DidCatchABreak
Now listen here, you little sh
krissypoojackets
That could have potentially ended clean.
funlovinkrimenal
It's a sculpture.
nolzvader
Ol' son be SLANGIN that frad rice ah telluwut muhboy DANG ol' big pan djeetyet? orwut
krissypoojackets
Awesome pic.
AwokenOne
The price he paid was that instead of having playdates and soccer friends he spent every waking minute in the kitchen practicing
JokerJeep
I'll take pictures that should be gifs for $500
matthew2401360
You can tell it's fake because it's shot indoors and the rice isn't blurry from movement. His arm would be a blur, too.
tehdeathkitten
https://youtu.be/B0wUNqespvE
TheOneTrueOpinion
What IS the (situation) ?!?!
JokerJeep
I'm severely disappointed, I wish I never asked for the sauce :( lol
tehdeathkitten
I'm sorry!! I felt the same way when I initially found out ;_;
CloakerJosh
Wow, you simultaneously confirmed my suspicion and ruined the magic. Begrudging +1.
tehdeathkitten
I, too, felt betrayed when I saw this /: Sorry friend ]:
secretagentchewbacca
https://time.com/5513048/rice-photo-prank/
HaikuSorrow
This cost $4,000 ?
GingerBearding
GIFs that never started
AdamGenesis
Dinner for one.
saturnspinner
Rice bending
TreasonousCheeto
Photo is a little grainy.
ReginaKasteen
Great Wave Off Wok
Munchman347
He should have rinsed the starch off the rice...
LaoFu
Rice Bending. One of the lesser known bending arts.
Iputmythingdownflipitandreverseit
I... I need this skill
LaoFu
All Asians are born with it. I found out I could rice bend when I was 5.
Iputmythingdownflipitandreverseit
Fuck. I'm only half asian. Do I get a conciliation rice power?
LaoFu
You can bend soy-sauce
Iputmythingdownflipitandreverseit
I'll take it
Cthulhuchooseyou
A specialty school of water benders.
LazySpider
It has to be cooked or atleast slightly cooked
3Davideo
If you soaked the rice in water, there'd be water to bend, but nobody'd consider it "cooked".
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Really? I'm at least 80% sure fire is involved.
Chikanboo
Yes but manipulating the race requires the moisture inside the rice. In that way it's a subset of blood bending
aerodynamit3
More like plant bending since rice is a plant. Huu knows
Chikanboo
True
offbeatwes87
This comment made me actually laugh out loud
MonkeyMook
Lesser my ass...Rice is Life!!
Daxton
I feel lied to
Nandabun
You honestly couldn't tell?
sizoravira127001
nice
Sugarcrotch
i was gonna say wouldnt those handles be hot to the touch
assassin180sx
yeah usually we'd use a towel to hold em
bread1
That's what they say about my love handles ladies
Applepotamus
now i want one
chicmagnetwampa1
Awww... this is BULLSHIT!
ABCDEFGIJKLMN0PQRSTUVWXYZ
You’ve been
FatStarlord
Hit by
Nandabun
TRUCK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iThGJXTucxY
FatStarlord
That is the correct answer, you get a gold star
somnif
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