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DefenderTIM
I prefer when my wife hugs me with her legs
Sirsir94
Need both hands to do a lot of things
Chpgmr
Leg until robotic arms technology advances more.
KleptoKea
His wife lays traps like a dickhead
HmmSteam
But he chose arms so can do both???!!!
Jaqdakloun
You can hug someone with one arm.
Vineheart01
There is a lot of things you cant do with an arm missing. Theres a surprisingly small amount of things you cant do without a leg.
IIcuteIVu
I prefer leg hugs, it offers a greater probability of pleasure
wozat
The correct answer is "no"
aborum
savage af
5qr47ch
Yes. Hugging is why I want arms.
MagicOrpheus310
I love how he is now an asshole because of something someone else said/did, that she started.
Superchief86
AWhiteYoshi
And that kids, is what you call a loaded question.
JunkMonk
Games women play for $200
zdriver984
She doesn't sound like someone you would want to hug anyways
scienceraptor
So the question was a trap? Boooo
Jagerbeast
Whys he an ass?
BlackBiscuit
Because she asks trap questions.
Mayyouwalkonwarmsands
He was doomed from the start
Navrodel
Gray is probably the wife. She's calling him an ass because his answer isn't as dedicated to her as her coworker's was to his own wife.
erickwhite9
Prosthetics are getting better and better, but until we are at automail levels I choose leg.
someguy7734206
This doesn't look like a healthy relationship based on this limited information.
WonderCakeIsTasty
Okay but why are they an asshole for liking a snowmobile?
Snooj
Because that was his first reason and this is also make believe.
DirkRight
Need a wife to hug her.
DarmokAndJaladWhenTheMemesFell
*Need a wife who wants to hug you.
reddenbocker
Why is he an ass for wanting to be able to snowmobile? o.o;
Threeleggedcow
I need both arms to jack off legs are pointless
jscuster
AnAnarchoSyndicalistCommune
I both need to know how you live your life and 100% am going to regret learning
BlackBiscuit
Regret? Possibly. Upgrade from learning? Definitely.
Kakakarrakeek
"I'm gonna bait you into saying something personal and then get offended"
MrPuckett
I've never been snowmobiling, maybe I'm chasing all the wrong things in life
ovelanimimerkki
Yeah, you are. You're supposed to ride the snowmobile, not chase it.
pEdRaTeMpA
Mountain riding is unreal. You need to be a confident rider before you head up though, might lose a sled or die otherwise.
ItchyTeeth
If you’re still in michigan and the UP there are tons of snowmobile trails starting up about now
AstronautChicken
Get that puppy some goggles so we can gush over his snowmobile adventure
NachoPete
There could be a lot of snowmobile riding in your future.
MedicEd
I went snowmobiling once, didn't have that much fun, Travel Agent in Tallahassee got upset, something about a display, i had to pay damages
lookatthisphotographeverytimeidoitmakesmelaugh
As long as you're not chasing waterfalls you're gtg
brownribbon
Dude its really fun.
DungeonMaster77
Krikey! It's @MrPuckett in the wild!
onecowboytoo
My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
burtgummersurvivalist
It’s fun as hell. That’s all I have to say. That and wear a helmet and two layers of clothes
IsMokeTreesoutmyBongHoleToKillMyPain
This is so funny
FunctioningWorkaholic
Let me give you a hug.
velovali
It's on my bucket list. Somewhere in the US or canada. Although we have plenty of snow here (switzerland) everything that envolves engines
velovali
and nature is prettymuch illegal and you're going to get caught real quick, because it seems noone likes to see others have fun here. :(
daaaBlues
While I understand why they are against it, snowmobiling leaves no trace behind. Once the snow melts there's no tracks/ruts leftover.
Iresemblethatremark
Could you stop having fun, eh? That's right untidy, I tell you what. (Come visit Canada.)
gluttonygreedpridewrathslothlustenvy
If I can't scuba, them what's all this been about?!
leaveittochance
mattbl
Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.
TheCaptain00
I love diving, but fucking A, hitting the edge of a shelf is the most terrifying and humbling thing ever. Fuck the deep blue.
mydailydoseofantidepressantsisyourbooty
It’s exciting in a scary way to me! No matter how much I practice videography, I can’t seem to replicate the feeling on screen
bluesun68
Waverunners and 4 wheelers aren't so frickin cold.
Sureeb
Waverunners are way more fun than snowmobiles. I'd take getting stuck on a warm lake over breaking down in the snow at 15 degrees any day.
canyouthriveat35
I 4 wheel regularly but we don’t get enough snow to snowmobile. It’s something I’ve always wanted to try.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
you can't hug your children with a snowmobile
flavivsaetivs
Not with that attitude.
Pappy10299
Love the UP
tzk132
Went riding out of Munising for the first time last year. Needless to say I'm gonna make it an annual trip.
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
You betcha’ !
MrPuckett
Say yah to da U.P. eh
brucatlas
Jimmieschevytookashit
Sigge1981
You can easily hug with one arm. Driving a snowmobile with one arm is not easily done.
TheCrustyMustard
Most things are considerably more difficult without hands, mainly because of your thumbs. And prosthetics have come a long way for legs.
Nerdextrordinaire
Sounds like some married guy is trying to earn this lady’s favor at the workplace for... reasons...
VodkaReindeer
Surely you could modify it slightly to allow for control with something like a joystick.
jiynxed
What if you could make a snowmobile for ants?
brianearl
Way easier than driving a motorcycle with one arm. Snowmobiles don’t have gears and only need 1 brake lever and a throttle control
NotTheRealMeNow
You do that Christian side-hug!
Davincimode
you can go in small circles very easily, but not very fast.
rvt2
And not necessary, indeed I never drove a snowmobile.
znuff
Prosthetic legs seem far more manageable (and functional) than curent prosthetic hands. We're not fully there with cyborg hands. Soon!
blueishskies
This is very true. There are options for nerve innervation for upper extremity. Still, lack of touch and feedback.
Nekomatsuya
Plus often the lack of dexterity.
Rule29
I have noticed tactile feedback is very under rated. If I’m wearing gloves and trying to clip my dog on the leash it’s 100x harder.
blueishskies
Exactly and this is assuming you have all your fingers, arm, nerves, tendons and muscles intact. I throw my mittens off every time!
TakuanSoho
onecowboytoo
What about cyborg penises?
DavidTennantsHairIsWhatILiveFor
(1/2) My research is in Brain Computer Interfaces (BCI), and what we’re trying to do is make prosthetic arms move using brain waves. I think
DavidTennantsHairIsWhatILiveFor
(2/2) we’ll have something efficient and affordable (hopefully) within the next 5 - 10 years.
blueishskies
This is the future for most in wheelchairs! Thank you for your research.
Kbantar
Prosthetic legs still cause problems like irritation, pain, and injury at contacts etc. But for activity, I agree hands are less effective.
blueishskies
The socket fit does. Not the prosthetic leg componentry.
SidneyHarbor
Agreed, plus tons of good paying jobs can be done sitting down (especially computer jobs) and comparatively few require lots of walking.
znuff
I've seen people run with prostethic legs. The "tought controlled" hands we have now are merely in prototype stages.
VodkaReindeer
But they couldn't run from justice.
tychog99
Exactly. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that I'd rather lose both my legs below the knee than lose one hand, let alone an arm.
tychog99
Those running prosthetics are wild. They can often run faster and jump higher than regular athletes with those things due to the springs.
tychog99
They're basically giant springs they run and jump on, made specifically to aid a human in running and jumping.
ThatNoPicklePeeThatNoPumpARum
Cyberpunk 2077 nears.
supremedingbat
Thanks for including the below the knee part... above the knee amputations leave you with terrible mobility
tychog99
I know, that's why I included it. Still, I'd rather be in a wheelchair or in like 10 years robotic legs than not have my hands.
tychog99
Given that we'll likely have properly functioning leg replacements than arm replacements. Legs are a lot less complicated
bs13690
People get mad at me when I say this is the best time in history to lose a leg. Much easier than a wooden peg.
Kbantar
That's like saying this is the best time in history to have AIDS, cancer, brain damage, etc. Odd thing to say even if technically true.
willvasco
Plus you aren't likely to die from infection from a dirty sawblade, plus anaesthetic, lots of ways it's the best time
BALLSD33P69
I don't get why they would get mad. Better to lose one now than like you said with a peg leg.
bs13690
They seem to think i'm saying it would be a good thing to lose a leg.
Dustfinger4268
I saw one design that was supposedly even more efficient for running than a normal leg
tychog99
There's plenty of those, what do you think they use at the Paralympics? Those runners would kick regular athletes' asses