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Oct 8, 2018 2:51 PM
Cougar92
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TEXANS TILL I DIE
Most Viral ? Thanks Imgur ! I'm a straight Male please no dic pics lmao
nickt0905
Better than his fumble in the 3rd quarter
rockchalker73
Shadowd3ath
shiyal
→ +↑+↓+←+↑+↓+A+B+A+↑+↓
gotchasucka
Those are some amazing defenders for DAL.
DeadliestBigfoot
Not a Texans fan but fuck the Cowboys. Way to go!
Stinkdog
EarthwormGym
Do more spinny
MarxAvenger
allibaster12
I love that they beat Dallas. This season is the underdog season. Also fuck Dallas. And the patriots.
happyrabbitzz
shuttlecockinakumquat
Fucking circle button abusers...
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
RealBarackObama
I like the part where he catches it, then runs, then spins, then he runs again and spins some more. Then he runs.
wheresurgurl
I'm surprised the Cowboys were even close in that game
sometimesifeellikeanut
dat spin move followed by dat spin move
brownribbon
NUUUUUUUK!!!!!!
stressInduced
Breaking ankles left and right
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Shocked he didn't fumble like 8 separate times on that play
cookiesfornoone
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"
RedLanternGrodd
Helluva play. Gotta love the double spin
Cougar92
Gotta love the win ! At least me, I love my Texans
NeckCrease
everyone who read the comment at the end of post *attaches dick pic*
lukeboughton22
their ankles will never be the same.
BlueAngel3141
How many times is he going to hit the Spin Move button?
khaoselement
Man they really footed that ball. Go sports!
VulcanP90
"fuck the cowboys" - literally anyone who's not a cowboys fan.
happyrabbitzz
They are still butthurt over the Herschel Walker trade here in MN. I enjoy that immensely!
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
He made the ball go.
johnny2hats
Fuck dude, he sure did
bigsoos
Only 3 fucking people going out for passing routes and Dallas secondary couldn’t cover them
WesVTX
Very first Texans game was home vs Cowboys. Number of signs that said "1-15 is FINE, as long as this game is the 1" was hilarious.
RayWould
And we meant that...we went 2-14 if I remember correctly, but it didn’t matter since we will always for eternity have 19-10...
Onlyrepostsmakethefrontpage
Go Oilers!
Okiegoon
Aww yeah!!! Think I still have my Starter Oiler's hoodie. Only NFL team I've ever actually followed.
Kvothefefe
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Tuck in the damn ball.
dogeconomics
He was holding it out to get it as close as possible for the game winning field goal that came next.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Not for the 30 yards before he went down...
sadduckfan
I'm a Cowboys fan but the Texans should have won by way more. The game wasnt close physically and the Texans owned it. Good luck OP!
IAmAPoohBear
Still nothing to be down about, Dallas' goal line defense was incredible to hold them to FGs so many times
cwhedelt
1. Look at Tank hustling (and missing). 2. I'd love a receiver half as good as Nuk for my Cowboys. 3. Good luck the rest of the way OP.
dunecat1337
Could have at least made the spread.
GrundlePlunder
Im a cowboys fan too and I would rather fist myself than having to watch Dak Prescott play QB again
danggucci
Might as well just direct snap the ball to Zeke at this point
Gen1Optimus
Why don’t we just get some receivers? Geoff Swaim isn’t carrying the team on his back. I’m just sad they let Dez go for this
Cougar92
I know but it's like a OU vs UT. Regardless the record, it's always a good game. Good game in 2014 when Romo spun on JJ for that sick pass
sadduckfan
That was a crazy spin on Watt. Damn I miss having a decent QB. Enjoy Watson, he is fun and frustrating to watch but he can come up big.
Cougar92
Yes I'm glad hes learning early tho. I think he has potential to be a star. Fingers crossed
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Gotta love Nuke. Looking back I’m surprised how much better he’s become than Watkins. Guess injuries will do that to you
Drywhitetoast
Sammy would have done better if he hadn't gone to buffalo. He's doing pretty good now. Not putting up Nuks numbers but ok
Kawasakison
Nuk
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
You are correct. Autocorrect just always changes it to Nuke for me
Kawasakison
Everyone around here (Greenville, SC, neighboring Clemson) pronounces it Nuke anyway, haha!
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Eyy upstate SC hype. I actually went to Clemson. Love the area too
Cougar92
Its cause he had Andre to teach him the veteran moves early. I did think sammy would be better tho too.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Yeah that’s true. Sammy also had to deal with that shit show in Buffalo for years. At least Nuke had some half decent QBs in his early years
Cougar92
We've had terrible QBs ourselves too lol . I'm happy he resigned with us.
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Oh yeah but at least they could throw the ball (even if they had loads of picks).Buffalo didn’t even have a guy that could throw for 200yds
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
EJ Manuel, Tyrod Taylor, Peterman sheesh they suck. At least Shaub & co. would put up some yards
happyrabbitzz
While I didn't like the outcome it was still a really good game.
WaffleDestroyer
As someone who grew up in Dallas and now lives in Houston... Tough shit.
HighAsGiraffePussy
Dude same. I was internally conflicted on who to route for
Randyw8483
Same
tacoparlor
Hey take your reasonable level-headed appreciation of the game somewhere else, Flanders.
happyrabbitzz
Not to worry, it was an aberration which has been made up for elsewhere (loose shopping carts in the parking lot).
ChokeMeDad
All I could think while watching this point in the game was: fuck we're choking harder than my dad chokes me & is that you Larry Fitzgerald?
tacoparlor
Wait...dad or daddy?
Rubyredslippers33
I will LOVE Dallas forever. But I understand that they are a borderline shit team this year, last year, maybe next year. Still love them tho
TheAbsoluteUnit
Way to not be a bandwagon fan! Win or lose, them's mah 'boys!
FlatPlutoSociety
Look on the bright side. At least your team didn't tie the fucking BROWNS.
Rubyredslippers33
FlatPlutoSociety
...I now want a Star Trek series where Mike Tomlin is the captain.
NamedMyDogPepsi
DC4L! Going to the Jax game next week. I've been to 3 games since that stadium opened and they've lost all 3. Hoping 4th time's a charm.
TheRussMartinShow
I hope not :) Born and raised in Jacksonville but living in Dallas. Would love to go, but tix are way too high for me so it’s the couch :/