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Mar 1, 2018 2:12 AM
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
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https://screenrant.com/jason-voorhees-statue-lake-friday-13th/
parttimewizzard
"statue"
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
that is fucking terrifying
1SpyWithMyLittleEye
terrifyingly terrific
CrewDogofthePort
Ididthisforthelol
GrimdogX
I swear reposters get faster every time.
Momomo08
Haha, yeah. A statue. A statue of Jason Voorhees. A statue of Jason Voorhees in a lake. A statue.
igetmyfakeinternetpointscommentingstuff
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
That looks like flesh
hotdogwithwinies
hairybeanbag
AwkwardGirl4691
Tassyr
What happens when you shit your pants in a wetsuit?
onecowboytoo
Your tea bags get muddy.
FlametopFred
Flint, Michigan is what happens
shtposting10101
I believe your science is wrong but your intentions were right.
SyntheticCK
Wettersuit.
WirenutsInYourButts
I’d imagine it doesn’t have anywhere to go, so it just spreads around your grundle and creeps up your back.
quattroformaggix4
+1 for grundle. I love that word.
AgamemnonsMemes
I think with enough pressure it might get pushed out like tea through a teabag but basically nothing good would happen
WirenutsInYourButts
That is fantastic hahaha! I'm just seeing a brown mist escaping from a panicked diver.
whirrrrkachunk
The extreme underwater pressure would force it right back up your ass, after which you expel it again, in an endless, vicious cycle.
Boxingbud
The Poopception.
SlightlyOffCenter
You get the nickname Turd Ferguson
SirSage
Your answer was, Threve. And you wagered Texas w/ a dollar sign.
WithPride
Wow, that's weird.
iCantImager
Who the hell would want to dive in Minnesota anyway?
NorthCrewPark
Well, when you have 10,000 lakes you need to do something with them.
RulesOfImgur
Look buddy, I'm from Minnesota. We get drunk and fish on the lakes. In the winter we get drunk and ice fish.
NorthCrewPark
That makes two of us, cheers ya bender!
nonamejanie
I’d probably drown.
WitcherGabriel
Hope the subnautica devs don't get any ideas
snappygiraffe
How's that for Minnesota nice!
RulesOfImgur
Because we wanted to forever memorialize him
daniic233
BlueskydragonFX
Number1Nun
Unda da sea, darling it's better, down where it's wetter, Jason Voorhees!
Daneasaur
BriefausdemGeist
ExplainThisClarissaPOW
Will Friedle got to have sex with her.
kungfugoldfish
Feffie!!
soggydoggy40
Source?
CharlamagneThaGod
Darude (1/2)
CharlamagneThaGod
Sandstorm (2/2)
TheRicM
I Know What You Party of Five Did
sciencebasedlifeform
Last winter
heartlessninja6
Great episode of Boy Meets World. Perfect for horror fans and family which is impressive.
SilentAitch
Boy Meets World
SlavicMusk
Boy find a different kind of world
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SilentAitch
This is nice.
RedWeddingAdvisor
Episode "then there was Shawn"
ouiziiiii
.
rockfireman
Jennifer Love Fefferman!
getotterhere
theDogWhisper
i laughed too hard at this scene xD
CanadianMadCow
That was quick.
upsetttispaghettti
ShibeDogeBork
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Thumbnail kinda looks like a parrot
Zootsoot
Troll Level: 10+ (H2O)
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
What happened to his bling? The other picture had him wearing a chain. Goddamn teenagers
Dunhaaam
Which lake?
ranger15
From the article, it sounds like one of the mine pit lakes in Crosby, MN.
ExistenceIsPainWasTakem
Crystal
HouseMouseMN
Near 100 in Robbinsdale!??
IRespondWithSpongebobGifsUsually
You couldn’t Wait longer to repost? Fucker!
MustardTiger1337
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I would piss my pants so hard, you'd still notice underwater.
112864
a great way to warm yourself
patrickswayzee
I’d piss so hard the lake would over flow
avestrainer
Poop your suit
ourmrswashburne
As a diver, I'm fairly certain this would be enough for me to emergency ascent while screaming blue murder into my BC.
PopeyeTheSailor
as a diver, can confirm
IDidntWantToSignUpForImgur
I imagine you shooting out of the water through the jet-level force of your piss
MatamanOrKrungle
Krimzonbear
would need to get the poop knife.
Sleevey27
If that’s the case, as a Minnesotan, I advise you should get that checked out by a doctor.
manicmalki
Did it just get warmer here?
ISarabi
I think that means we're going the right way.
Boredashell
Sick fucking reference. I came here to comment this, it's easily one of my favorite Futurama episodes from the original run.
Murraylastname
Best part it’s not a statue... you’ll see this Friday the 13tg
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
I’d somehow try and put the head on a swivel.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Bobble head Jason.
vonKaiser
Any devices that are able to play legible sound through water? I'd so add a Jason Noise that activates 20 feet from it and increases as
vonKaiser
you get closer to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQzdTYKTWRo
Themuricanpole
I feel like if you're brave enough to dive in a murky Minnesota lake, seeing this might not phase you
MoonVillainAlpha
Of course everone would notice the water would change color, we have seen grown ups
TheotherAgentJohnson
All divers piss our “pants” underwater. This statue might make me shit my wetsuit though.
MATTYBE87
Can confirm. Group dives... and the water gets warm... put some air in your BPD and move away.
JHawke
No we don't.. that would make a huge mess of things #drysuit
TheotherAgentJohnson
#peevalve ?
JHawke
No ty.
49414d4e4f5441524f424f54
Prunebane
Ryebread91
Would that make you more buoyant?
Siggis
Yeah, drysuit aswell - fill it up yah
SimonDesrosiers
It's normal, you are trying to warm yourself.
JHawke
That is only for a few seconds, not advised to piss your suit to warm up. Also do it too often and you will develop diaper rash.
CrypticTree