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Wow this is my first time on the front page ! Remember to check the backseat when you’re stealing a car. Also send pics of your pets, thanks.
Mar 21, 2018 9:48 PM
princessatigresa
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Wow this is my first time on the front page ! Remember to check the backseat when you’re stealing a car. Also send pics of your pets, thanks.
mightactuallybeacat
The grammar in that title hurts my soul
reider10
Florida man: “I just can’t believe some people!”
hickorybakedbeans
Florida Man is the best superhero
AnaIFingerer
Chaotic Neutral
BethannieNewsomSteelman
Adventures in Babysitting!
brianbuddy2
I don’t know what’s worse. Him stealing the car, or leaving the baby out in the open
annamalnomster
This scenario happened in my hometown except the car thieves shot the baby :(
Sturmgeschutz
He probably has a habit of running from kids.
SpareWare
Obviously this guy saw Baby's Day Out and wanted no part of that tomfoolery.
MightyIink
I got mixed feelings about this. Chaotic Good indeed.
WellThatsOriginal
Smart dude. Kids come with responsibilities and empty wallets.
inzane
Should have worn a mask though
greg20151975
I don’t get it - so you have kindness but you chose to cause havoc - it’s a choice - just like he dropped off the baby - he made a choice
buenonoticia4u
Florida Man strikes again.
HytekDragn
DarkSock
Plot twist - it was his baby
JackieTreehornProductions
but he didn't know it - it was the last time he'd ever see his daughter
DarkSock
… Until he married a young stranger who walked into his life two decades later.
sintaxx
Whomever
princessatigresa
English wasn’t my first language. When is it appropriate to use “whoever” and “whomever” ?
IthinkUrFunny
The real tragedy: “When deputies arrived they picked up the baby from the carrier, waking it from a sound sleep...”
FilthyRapscallions
A couple of old friends of mine were car thieves, when we were younger. They always avoided cars with car seats. Guess even thieves need 1/
FilthyRapscallions
Thieves need boundaries. 2/2
OrnamentalTurtle
sauce?
princessatigresa
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.local10.com/news/florida/palm-beach-county/mother-turns-in-son-accused-stealing-car-with-baby-inside
bizkit165
This was how my mom knew that Susan Smith was lying 1/2
bizkit165
2/2 she said no one would carjack someone with two kids in the car. That's an additional 20 years (at least) if you get caught.
bizkit165
For those who don't know: Susan Smith killed her 4 kids and blamed it on a black man she said carjacked her. She drowned them all.
noah1212
That's the nicest damn criminal I've seen all week
whereigotogetdownvotes
Actually he was covering his ass. He would have been in way more throuble had he hurt the kid. He is a sorry ass scared criminal.
ruferto
everyone has their own bottom line
Foxxeface
Except for honey badger. Honey badger dont give a fuck
earthg
Florida Man at it again!
alsoAzrael
Ya'll are being unfair. He stole it from a gas station, it was already running. Source in next comment. 1/2
alsoAzrael
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/new-person-steals-car-with-baby-inside-royal-palm-beach/CdIxdR9hUBQrYFyWcvjHgJ/ 2/2
ToasterBaths
Who’s being unfair?
alsoAzrael
Everyone's shitting on the owner for leaving the baby in the car, but it was running, at a gas station, at 4 am.
ToasterBaths
Yeah, stealing a car seems to be the bigger crime.
alsoAzrael
I mean, it's cool he left the baby (at a different gas station), but he's still a fuckwad.
itsprollyfine
The ground of the parking lot doesn't seem very safe for a baby...
TheCrustyCrabPizza
He gave the baby to a gas station attendant, he got caught because of it and is still being charged with kidnapping.
alsoAzrael
*an attendant at a different gas station than the one he stole the car from.
itsprollyfine
Oh, that's nice, but also stupid. At that point I would just not steal the car.
thepenisbIue
He may have hijacked it from the mother and the baby was still in the car...
DBSOempathy
Yeah or she was getting gas and he jumped in, or she was ten feet away at an atm with the car running.
Maahes0
Or the kid was asleep while the parent went in the gas station to pay. I can't imagine a parent waking their kid up for a 3 minute task.
Knightendae
A baby will sleep through that. They should've taken the baby in. Don't ever leave your baby alone. Someone might steal your car...
MrBojangles85
She was gone for 30 minutes!
MrBojangles85
Never mind...I skimmed the article too fast. She arrived at the other gas station 30 minutes later
neogodhobo
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh7Giw750x11XaYNc4
neogodhobo
The mother was notified , yes, but its her husband who left the baby in the car while doing paying the gas inside. The mother was at home.
6Oh4
The best comment was already in the picture. Such a shitty parent, leaving a baby in a car alone.
IAmAnAdu1t
Not gonna lie, we left them in cars a few times for like 2-3 min max, but LOCK THE FUCKING DOORS?! And definitely not at fucking 4am!
Klaaism
A quick in and out 2-3 minutes maybe... 30 minutes is another thing. Also the engine was prob running, so the baby had a heater or ac going.
MissLadyPants
Oh neat. This happened in my city. They left out the best part. It was 4am.
anonisacunt
What. The. Fuck.
elfearlightcouncil3000
WHAT THE FUCK
HisBabes
Thanks for the links.
MissLadyPants
www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/breaking-pbso-arrests-man-theft-car-and-sleeping-baby/cjj2e59riu24InqrniAeCN/ I put 2 others in adiff reply
sphincterstretcher
Wow criminal is a better person than the child's parents
elephantpoe
Dunno if you've ever had a car jacked or broken into, but that shit sucks. Guy's still a cock sucker in my book.
sphincterstretcher
Nope and I've also never left my kid in the car at 4am the parents are even more of a piece of shit than he is. The child could have died.
fukmeefuku
Why are some allowed to have kids simply bc they opened their legs
Skornish
Because the stork would rather not have to pay for child support.
ezzmann
princessatigresa
You’re close to me ! Broward County
kelleh
Yay broward! Not really though. Florida is terrible
Yellowdart49
DAVIE!!!
princessatigresa
Weston !!
teachmehowtoadult
Cooper City here!
princessatigresa
Weston :)
MissLadyPants
Yaaaaay south Florida!
princessatigresa
Not sure if that’s a good thing. As much as people bash Florida I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.
MissLadyPants
I was saying yay to us living near each other, not kidnap and car theft. I miss seasons personally tho.
HisBabes
Sauce? Source? Link?
MissLadyPants
://www.google.com/amp/www.sun-sentinel.com/local/palm-beach/fl-pn-infant-carjacking-arrest-20180321-story,amp.html
Waldropings
He was also wanted for stealing a pizza.
MissLadyPants
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/03/20/take-the-baby-thief-hands-clerk-infant-left-in-stolen-car/amp/
LyraTheLycan
I love URLs like this. "Take the baby thief hands clerk infant left in stolen car"
MissLadyPants
www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/breaking-pbso-arrests-man-theft-car-and-sleeping-baby/cjj2e59riu24InqrniAeCN/
jqubed
And he still got a kidnapping charge!
MissLadyPants
Well he kidnapped a baby
Trollingstoned
Of course it's Florida...
PoppinLochNessHopster
...I expect a car to be stolen at 4am.. I do not expect you to leave your damn baby in a car at 4am.
Oxymuncher
Well, they won't let babies into the Bar
MissLadyPants
Yea it was in a lovely part of town.
Hasome
Article said he stole the car at a gas station...
SweetTeaYankee
Neither did he, apparently
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
I...think maybe the thief was the good guy in this scenario
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Good guy is stretching I mean he was the better person
alsoAzrael
It was at a gas station, still running. Clearly they were just inside.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Let me leave my car with keys in it in a sketchy neighborhood and my kid in it?
alsoAzrael
I'm sure they feel stupid in retrospect and wont' do that again. But it's still hardly child abuse.
FrackingBleepBloop
Sometimes people have to be at work at 5 am and have to get the baby to the sitter.
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Is it possible they were on some kind of road trip?
trynnagetdownvoteddan
He returned it to their house i doubt it
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Well, I tried...
CityBarTheFuckCanIGetYa
The article says he stopped at another gas station and dropped baby off there...
Siptro
Well. Kidnapping is a bit more serious than simple car theft
Atemcyph
Both are federal crime, but carjacking is less patole
jqubed
But he still got a kidnapping charge!
MarkOfTheCovenant
And kids are expensive. This dude clearly has money problems.
wwarcher
Not all car thieves are poor. Some of us do it just for the sexual thrill
MarkOfTheCovenant
Some auto-eroticism, huh?
SCHRAMB0
Finding a chop shop for babies is a bit harder than finding one for cars.
z3lfmoord
When he realized baby was in the back:
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Knightendae
This is true. If he were smart he would've wiped it down and driven to a police or fire station.
Klaaism
Not to say having one's main means of getting around stolen is nice. Screw that jackass.
greatest3000
Maybe it was his gf/wife's car.
IdeaOfLove
Give the guy some credit, sheesh.
infiniteflux
I don't think people who stoop to stealing cars worry too much about how much prison time they may get.
brigeMlemWrecker
You've never stolen a car before hmmm.
KoalasArentReal
Cut it off before the word "people" and I think you're onto something
zfournier16
Right lol i wouldnt say more responsible, he just didnt wanna sign up for that kinda jail time
confuzzledtuna
Remember the one in Ohio where the their shot the kid in the head
SeeMyVests
Or Mississippi https://blackamericaweb.com/2017/05/19/mississippi-boy-6-found-dead-after-carjacking/
d0o0o0d
Um, no. What?
keenidiot
Kids fought over a game controller. Brother shot the sister in the head. Sister died.
SeeMyVests
http://fox45now.com/news/local/ohio-man-who-killed-teen-in-1997-to-be-put-to-death
danielfrost114
The baby’s parent left the car running at a convience store with the door unlocked.
Braxasaurasrex
Multiple problems with that statement.
MrBojangles85
It’s ok though she was notified about the incident when she returned 30 minutes later. Hope she got charged with neglect or something.
Ssssssssssss
In some places you are legally allowed to leave a kid in a car for 15 minutes, but 30 minutes is a bit long.
neogodhobo
Why she ? Its a he, who left the baby in the car. Not that it matters, but if you are to specify a gender, at least use the correct one.
mikev2
Read the article man. She got the baby back 30 mins after the guy stole the car. She didn’t leave it for 30 mins.
MrBojangles85
Yeah I skimmed the article too quickly before making that comment. My bad. Article was kinda worded poorly there I thought.
poorwhitetrash
Why is everyone blaming the victim? Everyone know the 10 minute rule applies with kids.
Ssssssssssss
It's like fifteen. One person said the person came back thirty minutes later, but I don't know where they got that number from.
mikev2
30 mins is how long after the car was stolen that she was reunited with the baby. People are not reading the article.
Ssssssssssss
I don't have much cause to. Some one here said the person reunited with the child was a man...I'm really confused.
mikev2
“When the mother arrived, “she was just happy and relieved” to have her baby,” from the article. Don’t know why people say “he”.
rodrigosanchez
and who wants to get stuck with a white baby and their fucked up names that can't be spelled easily.
ChuckNorrisgiveslifelemon
Rookies, watch the last minute and learn (ha!) https://youtu.be/Hwstj9FJHGg
vorodar
I'm looking at you Blayde, Book'Lynn, Eighmey, Jaidien, Qwest, and Stiffaney!
Fahargo
Lol white babies have fucked up names? okay la'quisha, Tashonda,
SexualConsent
Shaniqwa
lizthestarfish
Those names are at least phonetic.
KIthas
Explain to me how la-a is phonetic
TakeAFannyGallop
My kids nap all the time. Never been that serious.
ZepTheNooBVersionTwo
WinchesterTavern
mygfgoestoadifferentschoolyouwouldntknowher
LongWayFromLongWaySince
Sounds like you have some narcoleptic goats
cowpiefatty
I mean unless you nap while they nap and they wake up first. Then who knows how serious it can be.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Shut up! The feds are watching!
JanitorsApprentice
Hi Dad
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
Take your +1 you shit face.
glassweaver
This has to be one of the most wholesome complementary insults I've read this month.
TheRicM
*Complimentary; "complementary" means like, when you get complementary peanuts
glassweaver
Nobody has ever pointed that out to me. Thank you!
namesused
The insult was free, after all. It’s not like he paid for an argument but received abuse instead.
DeanOMiite
Your kids nap? What's that like? I've forgotten...
TakeAFannyGallop
Look, it’s been a while. Occasionally one will do it in the car, but otherwise...
bravecatgaming
So which is it, occasionally, or all the time?
TakeAFannyGallop
60% of the time, every time.
iSoulend
you know, like, quiet, no noise, can't hear a scream, that kinda things
DeanOMiite
...witchcraft
EatsBees
Quiet, but not TOO quiet
iSoulend
yeah, too quiet doesn't mean nap, it means up to something