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Found out at 9:00 am this morning, everyone but execs laid off to avoid bankruptcy. Saw it coming about a month ago and started applying. Sent in an application for my dream job. Received an email shortly after 9:00 pm tonight inviting me for an interview. I couldn't be happier!
::Edit::
OMG Most viral?! You guys are amazing! For those of you asking, the position is a Wedding Planner with a big event company. I've always loved helping people plan their big day and the joy they have when everything is complete is incredible. Thank you all for your support! The interview is on Wednesday and I will update as soon as I can!!
::Second Edit::
Interview was today! Wound up being two hours long as the gentleman I met with spoke with me for an hour and we hit it off. He then brought in the Wedding Director (I'm interviewing for a Wedding Coordinator position, so this person would be my direct supervisor) and she and I had a similar discussion. They must have liked me because they then brought in the CEO to meet me. The first two interviews were great, but my nerves were fried by the time the CEO came in. Apparently I came off a bit nervous. After the CEO left the initial interviewer told me he would let the CEO know I was nervous (not sure if that's good or bad). Overall I think it went well, but it all boils down to what the CEO says.
tl;dr - Interview turns into three interviews, nerves kicked in during last interview. Now we wait.
LtColonelSmythe
I'm wishing you well and nail that interview.
Zapperoni
bunniesbeforeboners
I just bought myself Dilly-bars to celebrate!
MartiensBlignaut
Good luck. Hope you get the job.
Inmydefensethemoonwasfull
There's an old school way of thinking that's still alive in corporate America that all the employees are the ones fucking the company.
HreinnFannar
@op remember to send thank you email after the interview ????
AlmiraUnicornFarts
Good luck and kick some ass!!! You got this!
astropop
We need an update @OP! You can do it!
notsocks
Congratulations OP!
Ididthisforthelol
@OP today
bunniesbeforeboners
Exactly!
thebribonicplague
Congratulations and the best of luck!!!
MartianWeasel
Just remember, the leather couch will feel a bit sticky, ignore it. Focus on the finish line and relax your jaw.
code13
Wow, what a roller coaster day you had ! Keep us up to date please
Thunderstorm224
You got this!
DJThuglifeSupreme
Good luck!!
pharlock
laying off the execs would probably work better.
TheUglyDickling
cut off the head to save energy for the organs... sound logic.
ambiencenever
Execs often aren't the "head." They are usually the "tapeworm."
dropbear128
Funny how that never happens.
shmekie
Time for socialism
DY427
My own hospital employer is making cuts. Their multimillion salaries were published in the newspaper- if they each took a 10% pay cut...
DY427
Yet they point to nursing a physician salaries as costing them too much
1stw0rldissues
Someone has to stay around and sell off inventory and finish all the paperwork.
Punificent1
thought the same thing.
killersoda275
But then who would earn all the money?
RI7E
@@op duh smh
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
Earn?
fbutt09
Execs planned it from the beginning. Trim off fat, maintain their positions and salaries and keep the company afloat, just.
itmocksme
Exactly whats happening in my currenr company. Admins on <£20k going, execs on £100k+ staying.
Papo709624
Lordvolt
As i started my new. Job today also. Best of luck to you
bunniesbeforeboners
Thank you! You too!
ihadsomethingforthis
Hey, good luck!
bunniesbeforeboners
Thank you!
Amazingamandaaaaa
Good luck @op!
justjack2091
Good luck op =D
bunniesbeforeboners
Thank you!!
buttcrackula
Good luck, OP! Keep us posted.
whatspaulplayingtoday
Get that shit.
DumpRater
Best of luck!
Wuddel
Good luck op
slinkiisu
remember to send a thank you letter after your interview,
DestinedToHaveHuskies
Praying for you (prepares for anti-religous comments and getting stoned like Chris Pratt)
bunniesbeforeboners
Though I'm not super religious, I fully appreciate the prayers! Thank you!!
toasteheh
Lay off everybody but execs? Who's gonna do the actual work? Who are they supposed to manage?
davebeastly
IFoldlyGo
Hire people at minimum wage, complain that no Americans are skilled, then get H1B or outsource the work?
Kikipups
Could they theoretically try to sell the company and cash out and use that money to retire?
toasteheh
Depends who the owner is.
Kikipups
Because that would be a horribly selfish thing to do :(
RackhamTheRed
if the interview involves a couch and a camera... run
opermech
Nah you stay and you own that fucking interview.
TheDrunkenWrench
...in to that office and give it the good 'ol college try!
FlightRisk3154
What exactly do you think is his dream job?
RackhamTheRed
i guess we'll never know
bunniesbeforeboners
Wedding Planner, and a girl :)
TheonGreyjoysCock
It would be nice if for once execs took a pay cut to save a company. Good luck for your interview!
rudejohn
Bill Ford went 5 years w/out pay when Ford was in trouble. http://www.campdenfb.com/article/bill-ford-awards-himself-salary-first-five-years
bunniesbeforeboners
Ha! It would be nice, but they would never even think of it. Thanks!!
Telkesh
Remember to send a thank you email. I only just learned of those lately from imgur
lotsapfun
I seriously don’t know where execs come from. Like, we’re they never in an entry level job?
bunniesbeforeboners
In this case, no. My entire exec team started the company and have never been in an entry level job in their lives.
BarfTittiesGalore
Nail that shit, OP!
audioknob
Poop hammer?
SPJaymo117
Get pumped!!
bunniesbeforeboners
I'm gonna try!
controlsthepresent
https://imgur.com/EdLt8q2
BarfTittiesGalore
You're gonna do the thing, I just know it, because you're good enough, you're strong enough, and... Gosh darn it,.... People like you!
ManannanMacLir
I actually love OP
bunniesbeforeboners
<3
KibblesandBitchTits
What's the job?
bunniesbeforeboners
Wedding Planner