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My cat disapproving of my time on Imgur
Good lord my day today
FACTS
*press
Heh
*this has no sound, but it SHOULD
Haha
Hahahaha
*this has no sound but it should
I always have to have some dancing and this is fully in synch
FINALLY. EXPLAINED.
:) x
mads
MADS
FACTS
me
maybe me
maybe me
maybe me
Stay sane y’all
Peachcappuccino
Mads Mikkelson is Sailor Moon confirmed
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Technotoad64
#19 is me with my hairband
TheCrowGirl
PWBoiler
#31 Um … are your students OK?
sarzaya
I’m thinking not native speakers or very young.
RunanD
"itcolme" isn't even close so ditto on the young non native speakers
tumantorak
#38 he got the moves like Squidward.
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TheCrowGirl
Hahahaha
KoRplussomeletters
He got the moves like Squidward, he got the mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oves like Squidward...
Pchopsammiches
3lda002
moreSaucePlease
#42 since when did Imgur allow pictures of a murder?
TheCrowGirl
HA!
ScarecrowSticks
An Unkindness of Ravens are not a Murder of Crows.
skathir
thank god
amismenow
#2 missed the perfect loop
Imjustheretodrinkandcomment
I am ridiculously tired at my second job and you made me smile. Thanks!
TheCrowGirl
I am smiling at this comment. Thank you!
BoomyGordo
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skathir
#35 Was it really their grandpa? King Kai is legendary. "Casey's cute mate, she's my favourite croc," he said. "She has a lovely smile."
skathir
Kai feeds Casey regularly. Casey ate his dog once, but Kai forgives her since Pippa taunted the croc for a decade. Top End, Australia.
skathir
Kai and Pippa
ohfudgecicles
Jolene was a redhead, duh...
CrumbyCake
#13 two are combat related, one from childhood. All three can be told in sequence.
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Shit, all three of mine are from before I was ten.
StrangePaegan
Childhood with a high ACE score.
1stCivDiv1371
I mean 3 seems like alow bar to me.
TheCrowGirl
Absolutely. Private boarding all girls schools here.
CrumbyCake
Cleared a lot of it through CBT, didn't realize it was traumatic until I told the stories to my counselor for other issues. It's better now.
TheCrowGirl
FractalShadows
Oh shit, my brain didn't realize you meant cognitive behavioral therapy at first and that you were healing through cock and ball torture lol
RickyTheDragonSteamboat
Is this an example of 13?
CrumbyCake
That, might have actually been effective.... now I've got something to do this weekend
TheWalkinDude19
#20 "Sorry boss, got selected for Olympics duty this year. Yeah it's still minimum wage per hour but hey you give me that here so fuck it."
PanickedShrieking
#19 Here's a sound that would work for it.
TheCrowGirl
YES
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
I hate that baseball kid, now and when I was a kid....
TheCrowGirl
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
#15 only two of these people were properly prepared for that experience
amismenow
Yeah the dude in the absolute front and the dude in the absolute back.
drduffer
As usual, an excellent collection; and so I added to mine. ⬆️
TheCrowGirl
Thanks doc
Howdidjadewdat
#35 "Fetch me my whackin' pan - I got work to do" -Gramps
TheCrowGirl
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
mmmerf1
#11 I have been in a regular meeting where the lead asked 'Is this meeting useful to anyone here?' we all answered no. Meeting ended forever
TheCrowGirl
*crying in meeting tears
vakler
#12 My entire job is solving problems. Everything is a me problem.
MAN9000
Yes and sometimes we need an outside perspective to understand how and why it's a me problem.
TheCrowGirl
hashbaz
#18 Dolly looks absolutely fantastic here but that isn't even prime Dolly from when the song was written. She looked even better then.
hashbaz
Jolene had to have been supernatural or something. Though the reality is she's just a made up character.
PastureofMuppets
In Dolly documentary, she is based on a real woman in her town.
hashbaz
She said it was an amalgam of a bank teller and a little girl.
Butterupmybuttcheeks
If I remember correctly, it was a bank teller that flirted with her husband in front of Dolly.
Lefthandofgod
I know what I would do if I had a time machine.
GeneralAnubis
Jolene... Jolene... is that a time Ma-CHIIIIiiine!? Please go hookup with that future maaan
RickyTheDragonSteamboat
This deserves more
JobbyJabber24
And now your banned from the time machine smh
stupiddevotchka
#17 I was really expecting more puns in this explanation.
TheCrowGirl
Haha you are punny
ScarecrowSticks
Uncropped, ya daft dredger:
RedWingedBlackbirds
Thank you! Much better
livtempleton
Birdy up the back there didn’t have to go so hard
ae73aPandaDancer
A murder
ScarecrowSticks
Unkindness of Ravens, not a Murder of Crows.
TheCrowGirl
And I am not daft
Nofoxlefttogive
The first one was uncawed for.
TheCrowGirl
Stop
TheCrowGirl
I didn’t have this copy, jeez. I stole a cropped version.
ThinkingChair
I took so many of these. But I left you an upvote. Maybe even an @ExtraUpvote?
TheCrowGirl
This makes me happy
ExtraUpvote
+1'd!
TheCrowGirl
Thank you ?
garuffthehorse
#2 That isn't even remotely surrealist
TheCrowGirl
Frankiejoneston
#11 How about everyone except the one presenting. Some people just like hearing themselves talk and would never press it.
TheCrowGirl
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
There'll be at least one other person who won't press it because they have an important question to show how "smart" they are.
Sfingks
#1 I'm imagining he's playing Baker Street https://youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM?t=25
Torsun
for me it was https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI
ATastyCorpsesicle
#18 We've all heard the "eldritch horror Jolene" meme but imagine a version where the singer realizes JOLENE IS NOT INTERESTED IN HER *MAN*>
ATastyCorpsesicle
and then the rest of the song is the singer having a slowly dawning gay panic.
Gaelwyn
Um, yes please. Where can I hear this version?
Naitasm
Well here's a short story that's almost that: https://lovenotesfrompurgatory.com/contest/jesses-girl/
Isgrimnur
I haven’t sworn off any airlines, but Bank of America and Wells Fargo are on my shit list.
sarzaya
As they should be! Credit unions rule!!
Gaelwyn
BofA = Bunch of Assholes
PastureofMuppets
Credit unions ftw!
MrKomisiripala
#15 I like how most aren’t wearing life jackets
TomBrokaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQ5AgnUQKA Looks like jet ski drivers helped rescue all who went in.
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TomBrokaw
Can't tell, but I'd assume it would have been in the description if anyone had died
TheCrowGirl
Safety first!
dohcohv
Safety 3st
foreverinchains
*Safety eventually.
TheCrowGirl
Life lesson
fantabuloustimewaster
I want to know who was holding the camera.
TheCrowGirl
Valid point!
UrKungFuNoGood
I can't tell if the person on the stern made the right decision. looks like they may not have put enough oomph into the jump
TomBrokaw
I'm of the opinion that being in the water without any aids at Teahupoo is the wrong decision.
staceyjorgenson31415
TheCrowGirl
Oh. My. Goodness. SAME. Tell me your favorite movie of his, GO
staceyjorgenson31415
I’m not a follower of his career, I just enjoy the shit outta him whenever I stumble across him :)
TheCrowGirl
Oh, I get that. I discovered him on Netflix and he only had one eye hahahha