You can’t wake someone pretending to be asleep

Aug 10, 2022 3:03 AM

TheCrowGirl

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My cat disapproving of my time on Imgur

Good lord my day today

FACTS

*press

Heh

*this has no sound, but it SHOULD

Haha

Hahahaha

*this has no sound but it should

I always have to have some dancing and this is fully in synch

FINALLY. EXPLAINED.

:) x

mads

MADS

FACTS

me

maybe me

maybe me

maybe me

Stay sane y’all

Mads Mikkelson is Sailor Moon confirmed

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#19 is me with my hairband

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#31 Um … are your students OK?

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I’m thinking not native speakers or very young.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"itcolme" isn't even close so ditto on the young non native speakers

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#38 he got the moves like Squidward. v

4 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 1

Hahahaha

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He got the moves like Squidward, he got the mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oves like Squidward...

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#42 since when did Imgur allow pictures of a murder?

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HA!

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An Unkindness of Ravens are not a Murder of Crows.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

thank god

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#2 missed the perfect loop

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I am ridiculously tired at my second job and you made me smile. Thanks!

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I am smiling at this comment. Thank you!

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#35 Was it really their grandpa? King Kai is legendary. "Casey's cute mate, she's my favourite croc," he said. "She has a lovely smile."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kai feeds Casey regularly. Casey ate his dog once, but Kai forgives her since Pippa taunted the croc for a decade. Top End, Australia.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kai and Pippa

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Jolene was a redhead, duh...

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#13 two are combat related, one from childhood. All three can be told in sequence.

4 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Shit, all three of mine are from before I was ten.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Childhood with a high ACE score.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean 3 seems like alow bar to me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Private boarding all girls schools here.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Cleared a lot of it through CBT, didn't realize it was traumatic until I told the stories to my counselor for other issues. It's better now.

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Oh shit, my brain didn't realize you meant cognitive behavioral therapy at first and that you were healing through cock and ball torture lol

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Is this an example of 13?

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That, might have actually been effective.... now I've got something to do this weekend

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#20 "Sorry boss, got selected for Olympics duty this year. Yeah it's still minimum wage per hour but hey you give me that here so fuck it."

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#19 Here's a sound that would work for it.

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YES

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I hate that baseball kid, now and when I was a kid....

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#15 only two of these people were properly prepared for that experience

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Yeah the dude in the absolute front and the dude in the absolute back.

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As usual, an excellent collection; and so I added to mine. ⬆️

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Thanks doc

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#35 "Fetch me my whackin' pan - I got work to do" -Gramps

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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#11 I have been in a regular meeting where the lead asked 'Is this meeting useful to anyone here?' we all answered no. Meeting ended forever

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*crying in meeting tears

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#12 My entire job is solving problems. Everything is a me problem.

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Yes and sometimes we need an outside perspective to understand how and why it's a me problem.

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SAME

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#18 Dolly looks absolutely fantastic here but that isn't even prime Dolly from when the song was written. She looked even better then.

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Jolene had to have been supernatural or something. Though the reality is she's just a made up character.

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In Dolly documentary, she is based on a real woman in her town.

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She said it was an amalgam of a bank teller and a little girl.

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If I remember correctly, it was a bank teller that flirted with her husband in front of Dolly.

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I know what I would do if I had a time machine.

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Jolene... Jolene... is that a time Ma-CHIIIIiiine!? Please go hookup with that future maaan

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This deserves more

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And now your banned from the time machine smh

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#17 I was really expecting more puns in this explanation.

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Haha you are punny

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Uncropped, ya daft dredger:

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Thank you! Much better

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Birdy up the back there didn’t have to go so hard

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A murder

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Unkindness of Ravens, not a Murder of Crows.

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And I am not daft

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The first one was uncawed for.

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Stop

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I didn’t have this copy, jeez. I stole a cropped version.

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I took so many of these. But I left you an upvote. Maybe even an @ExtraUpvote?

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This makes me happy

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+1'd!

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Thank you ?

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#2 That isn't even remotely surrealist

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?1

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#11 How about everyone except the one presenting. Some people just like hearing themselves talk and would never press it.

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There'll be at least one other person who won't press it because they have an important question to show how "smart" they are.

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#1 I'm imagining he's playing Baker Street https://youtu.be/Fo6aKnRnBxM?t=25

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for me it was https://youtu.be/IwLSrNu1ppI

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#18 We've all heard the "eldritch horror Jolene" meme but imagine a version where the singer realizes JOLENE IS NOT INTERESTED IN HER *MAN*>

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and then the rest of the song is the singer having a slowly dawning gay panic.

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Um, yes please. Where can I hear this version?

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Well here's a short story that's almost that: https://lovenotesfrompurgatory.com/contest/jesses-girl/

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I haven’t sworn off any airlines, but Bank of America and Wells Fargo are on my shit list.

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As they should be! Credit unions rule!!

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BofA = Bunch of Assholes

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Credit unions ftw!

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#15 I like how most aren’t wearing life jackets

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQ5AgnUQKA Looks like jet ski drivers helped rescue all who went in.

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Can't tell, but I'd assume it would have been in the description if anyone had died

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Safety first!

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Safety 3st

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*Safety eventually.

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Life lesson

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I want to know who was holding the camera.

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Valid point!

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I can't tell if the person on the stern made the right decision. looks like they may not have put enough oomph into the jump

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I'm of the opinion that being in the water without any aids at Teahupoo is the wrong decision.

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I’d really like to sit down and have a beer or 47 with this Legend :)

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Oh. My. Goodness. SAME. Tell me your favorite movie of his, GO

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I’m not a follower of his career, I just enjoy the shit outta him whenever I stumble across him :)

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Oh, I get that. I discovered him on Netflix and he only had one eye hahahha

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