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Sep 27, 2021 1:55 PM
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bloxxing
its good to have goals.
Shargan8
Jokes on y'all, last summer I was running 5k every day just so that I can smash better, and I did
Bigemedic
That seems like an issue with the, er, dick.
fantasticlight
Saving this to send.
RackhamTheRed
Is that so tiresome you'd need to train?
Morthera
That's a lot of partial squats for sure
railgap
"I want knees as strong as Megan Thee Stallion's" "Look lady, I don't perform miracles."
droidgee
Dick must be a lucky man
MadOatmeal
It's her horse.
MimicOctopi
I fucking literally made an appointment with a personal trainer 35 minutes ago FOR THIS REASON. Also, I want to tone up anyway.
comacomacomacomachameleon
squats, squats, and more squats
TunnelRat13
"Me too." trainer probly.
BioGoji1989
AZRAELSBLADE
I would like a Dick that could be ridden that long.
HonestCommentFarmer
If I'm super-relaxed and take short breaks to cool down, I can last up to around 45 minutes.
PedroBenecol
ok honestcumfarmer
maholt
That should not be a problem, sir. We will focus on cardio and core for the first couple of weeks.
Josefbugman1543
That's valid y'know.
BlairT1
Good goals. Fit people fuck better.
Can8ian
*I volunteer gif*
AwesomeName
I entered a fitness class at university. Had a lot of giggles when I realized all the exercises were like tailor-made for “mattress sport”.
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
a goal is a goal. i dont see any problem with this. plus, by telling the trainer her goal, trainer will be able to...
oobapadoo
Well if that’s what you’re into!
Smartnership
Or the other way around
Szavor
Very noble, but the dude's gotta last that long too....
Kronzor
He’s doing a different kind of training
DevilsArsehole
That's pretty motivational tbf
GrassssssssTastesBad
Sex is an awesome motivator. I've been stretching more regularly and I cant feel myself get more flexible.
hanshenp
DevilsArsehole
Damn be careful you'll get messages for thirsty dudes ?? but awesome job ??
RatchetnClank
OP never said they are a female, maybe they wanna suck their own dick
iamdanman
I lost like 80 pounds since last year. I love being looked at like a piece of meat.
DevilsArsehole
Instead of a piece of fat? Progress ??
iamdanman
Nobody looked at me when I was fat that’s for sure
DevilsArsehole
Nice one dude. How'd you do it?
Pensionar
Quality over quality.
Szavor
quantity*?
RogueLanguageModel
No.
Smartnership
Quantum
jrbaconchee
Maybe it's the guy who wants to ride dick for 30min and she's watching him check the box, a polo shirt doesn't conform authority
AutumnalDreams
No but the fact she is in a much better outfit for training while his is more casual clothing makes the assumption of his position as a 1/2
AutumnalDreams
2/2 trainer much more possible than the opposite
mizzamir
No but a clipboard is a universal symbol of authority, superceded only by a lab coat and a clipboard. Bonus authority for a German accent.
Choboman
You must respect the polo's authority!
Zokalwe
What part of "HER:" is so hard to understand?
JStengah
Wear a blue polo shirt into Wal-mart or a red one in target and wait to see how long it takes someone to assume you work there.
DMSledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utkkXCF8ZVc
infiniteblaze
I think the word you want is "confer", meaning "to grant".
jrbaconchee
god dammit brain y r u like this
Gt3454
Don’t let the typo ruin an otherwise excellent point! +1
infiniteblaze
Awww...don't be so hard on yourself. Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers wouldn't like that very much, and you don't want to upset them, do you?
boevis
Men, particularly with clipboards, are assumed to be in authority, and heterosexuality is assumed to be the norm, still.
AutumnalDreams
Heterosexuality is the norm, rocket bolt. Heterosexuals outnumber us massively. Being the norm or the average is not inherently bad, mate.
boevis
While anything other than heterosexuality is stigmatized AT BEST and often criminalized across the world, I refute this
AutumnalDreams
You refute the fact our species is vastly heterosexual lmao okay
boevis
It was assumed that men and women had same-sex lovers throughout antiquity and the classical period, so, yes.