RIP Carrie Fisher. She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

Dec 28, 2016 12:27 AM

MelodiousDissonance

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It seems to me that a woman of this caliber would prefer to be remembered with laughter over tears. Let us write an amazing obituary for an amazing person!

Reply to the line above you and add a bit to the story every time.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Guys, she did tho.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Laughter and tears it's all the same

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is a stupendously gorgeous picture. For more reasons than one. I hope you were adored during your last moments.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She rocks so much.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't remember a single scene showing weightlessness in any of the movies though...lucas is a total bro.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The force is with her. She is one with the force. The force is with her. She is one with the force.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

Should be top comment.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hope

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May the force be with you

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I am one with the force, the force is with me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but... advanced tech and all that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

drowned in her bra, strangled by moonlight - got it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no its "drowned in moonshine, strangled on her own, bruh"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we need a new hope now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my favourite celebrity death. I love all of the great things said about her. Death can be sad, but it isn't worth moping about. →

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think these fun posts are honouring her memory well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he knew

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wasn't wearing a bra when she died? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought she had a heart attack

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She was part of the rebel alliance and a traitor

9 years ago | Likes 232 Dislikes 13

2016 took her away...

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Dec 28, 2016 7:36 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn it I just commented this on another post. I promise I'm not a dirty copy meow

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a good clever response. I hope its not misunderstood.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We thank you for the sass and for ALL your roles. Oh and the gappy metal bikini.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

George Lucas was a dirty man

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

this story makes him sound so creepy

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And she was a hot young lady trying to make a name for herself...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It was a two-way street indeed.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

yeah don't act like you wouldn't have tried, he just did it so smoothly he succeeded

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He saw the chance and took it

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9 years ago | Likes 291 Dislikes 12

- Quothe her Father on the day of her birth. And that, kids, is a Star War.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Was actually a few weeks after if I recall correctly, I remember reading Vader was in surgery for days/weeks but can't find the source.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You rock.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks mate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely using this in the future

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used it a lot (is that a good thing or a bad thing?)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sigh... she died of a broken heart, just like padme

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OOOOOOOOOOOO

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

O!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The end.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

RIP Carrie Fisher. She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

9 years ago | Likes 430 Dislikes 39

Thanks. I had no idea where this line was from and it's been confusing me all day long

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Drowned in the moonlight, strangled by her own bra, having a wonderful time!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

RIP Carrie Fisher. She drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

her secret safely stashed in a droid named VCT0R1A ...

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

She left it to those who would come after to uncover the truth...behind it all

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

the lost tale of the twin moons of Faralon...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

And what lay below their mountainous peaks

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

was the key to VCTOR1A's secret...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1