eheheheheeheheheheh
1712950
18452
206
Bismuth
Azurite
Bismuth
Black Opal
Burmese Tourmaline
Chrysocolla in Malachite
Fluorite
Luz Opal
Opal Fossil
Opal
Pink Rhodochrosite
Realgar on Calcite
Rhodochrosite
Rose Quartz Geode
Scolecite
Sunset Fire Opal
The Empress of Uruguay Worlds Biggest Amethyst Geode
Titanium Quartz
Tourmaline on Quartz with Lepidolite and Cleavelandite
Uvarovite
Watermelon Tourmaline
North Korea: Countdown to Nuclear War
http://theimgurschool.tv/1501150-2725
Kirashiro
Someone found the tesseract.. http://imgur.com/hPdZhGt
cutefrog555
A galaxy tesseract. It is beautiful.
ixiserenityixi
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7b/7bd2fec04287c1ff28c369a8a8e58c6009347a806e965f3952fdbe61a066afb2.jpg
Elonth
THEY'RE MINERALS!
Notmyprotein
GOD DAMN, MARIE!
kazmosis
Lapis Lazuli http://www.gemstonebuzz.com/files/gemstone/tumbled-lapis-lazuli.jpg
WinterIsMaybeComing
I know this one because of the Sims :).
MunsterZero
Now I know what some gaming dice I saw once were supposed to be.
GaryOwens
Makes one of the best paint pigments for artist's paint.
qcfs
I wish it was used more often in jewelry
ThatRandomChickYouDontKnow
All I can think of when I see this mineral is how useless it is in WoW.
bloodwing63
and mc
forgofamily
Where are the crystal gems?
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
pmaguire13
rose quartz is there
bardock
dr robotnik stole them
SwoopMoot
and amethyst
Zugoldragon
and amethyst
WalterWhiteshair
They are truly, truly outrageous.
MunsterZero
Oh, you Misfit!
SithRuleOfTwo
I see this:
ilander79
Noooooooope.
ocegur
Could be Dead Space too!
NightFallX
Metroid!!!!
TheMrSeagull
I thought I was the only one lol
Madstone
Holy fuck
fen4
Squee~
ADisturbedOne
That gives me more reason to buy that Luz opal then. Thanks.
Sairvous
I kimd thought it looked like a galaxy inside of a gem
jackwrightson30
More of a nebula than a galaxy to me :)
Sairvous
*kind of thought
TheMajesticFlapFlap
+1 for you sir! Now its off to play some metroid prime!!
SithRuleOfTwo
im going to fire up the emulator now since you mention it lol.
clamdringthefoehammer
and now I also see this.
cutefrog555
This one looks very cool.
ShinySC
"Skreeree" -Baby Metroid, 2079
KapnKershaw
,probably
Xepsurah
https://youtu.be/yoieBktW1uw
Thatoneirish
They're all almost as hard as I am
thatpooplife
Rock hard... I like.
calcleric
-THEBOULDER
snowytheteddybear
Realgar on Calcite sounds and looks like a Targaryen
ComposerDude
You know nothing Jon Snow.
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/Z0IE8EG
Godzillaismycat
The Luz Opal, #8 , reminds me of the Horse Head Nebula: https://addvoid.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/horsehead-nebula.jpg
ODISY
too bad those pillars were sandblasted away by solar radiation a long time ago...
SirSage
#17 http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/d/d7/PP.png" class="comment__media" loading="lazy"/>/revision/latest?cb=20150224022613
DBenign
You always say you'll be the crocodile, but you never commit!
FellOffTheJetwayAgain
The Aether!
CanYouSmellWhatImCooking
http://i39.tinypic.com/29mll5j.jpg
SecurityChiefRocIngersoI
Kinda feel like putting some of them into a golden glove and taking over the universe, not gonna lie. Also obligatory minerals comment.
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
xNexx
Calm down Thanos
Veddithedevil
My thoughts exactly
FaithAlone
#5 Pretty sure Diablo is in that one, be careful guys.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
LoopStricken
If it were Leahblo, I'd let her out... ayyyy.
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/17PjFdS
forgofamily
I was waiting for that
illumidaddy
Opal
DBenign
All I wanna be, is someone who gets to see, a giant woman...
aluminumadmiral
A GIANT WOMAN!
CustardFaceKid
All I wanna do, is see you turn into, a giant woman!
iliketopostrandomgifs
Best rock of all
NeverEnoughPuppyLove
Rock on!
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
The Rock, rocking a fanny back while rocking his head
Gilgamech
Yo dawg...
coquette007
I knew what it was going to be...and yet I still clicked. +1 for you, my friend.
SaltyAndBitter
TSSSZZZzzzz-ow!... Scorchin! *Butt slap*
iamwastingtime
new fave gif
Farcrier
I'm rock hard
NonCottonCandy
@TheBOULDER where are you!?
HeavyYeti
Plz no
TheEmperorOfSanFrancisco
@heavyyeti Plz no
DingusInTheMCRmy
Oh you.
rankdank69
Crack rock?
thatpooplife
Tiiiiiiight
PeeteePete
The second best. http://imgur.com/V3ZIaMz
quietrage
Made me inhale a crumb down my windpipe.
HitlersFather
+1 for leather fanny pack
Whazdee
Hey, Jabroni.
acmesupply
Giggity
Joneseys
I like the I'm gonna protect my bitchin turtle neck with this napkin under my elbow thing he has going on.
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
pmaguire13
IT MOVES
mozrael
dat subtle head shift, unnfff
thecheckisinthemail
http://imgur.com/w2Ls3ew
WhynotZoidbergwhoopwhoopwhoop
You sir, are funny
BiggieSmallFry
Minerals *
EddyWally4President
Good username
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Dat fanny pack
wildpintobean
Damnit Marie! They're not rocks, they're minerals
NotMichaelAtAll
These are cool, I should look more into rocks, I didn't look at them before. I guess I just took them for granite.
BilldeTurlock
That's just marbelous.
Cardiactor
Someone's watching Steven Universe I see
TheGingerDrunkTwatCalledAngus
That was the perfect chance to plug-in "Imgurite".
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
slagath0r
missed chance :(
thisdoghasseensomeshit
georection
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Tzazi
How about if it wasn't on reddit first they could of. Someone was probably reposting this to reddit m8.
sensualbanana
This has different titles and no watermarks on the images, they're from different sources.
Aranok
Amirite?
quietlysinister
Imgurite with amirite inclusion.
TheStonedAlchemist
#21 IT'S THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! A WATERMELONE INSIDE OF A WATERMELSTONE!
vymeria
"JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably
theclevernamegoeshere
And rightfully so!
LiterallyYourMom
I, too, have seen the television series Breaking Bad.
svgrob
I knew it was coming, wasn't disappointed.
raveracer77
"Dumber than a box of Minerals" - anyone who still thinks they're rocks, probably
VEpsilon
""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely
elvmn
"""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probably" - @vymeria, definitely" - @VEpsilon, probably definitely" - elvmn possibly
Amalthea22
"""""JESUS MARIE THEY'RE MINERALS" - All of Imgur, probawaragagafasfjnasdklfjsdnlgkjn - exceeded character limit...
lostnortherner
"Whatever Hank, go clean your rock collection while I steal some stuff"
tanizaki
- Michael Scott
Ittybittyweeniespider
I scrolled down to the comments hoping to find this gem :) +1
Thejones81
Came here with the sole purpose of leaving th list exact comment. Was not disappointed!
m15p02h
OP almost certainly planned this
ninetalesneintales
I crave that MINERAL
monochrony
we require more minerals.
OctoPlusNone
"All of these are also rocks." -Geologists, definitely.
Rollswetlogs
Yeah, I've spent more time googling rocks and minerals than I care to admit..
LeeroyTheBird
Me too. And more recently, inorganic chemicals. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inorganic_compounds
Elonth
*point out what everyone say so others will think im clever for top comment" -every post ever.
ThisUsernameIsntRegistered
I think all of us rushed down to comment that, only to be disappointed by the hundreds of others.
DanielRadcliffesDeliciousAsshole
Pretty much what happened here
robohouse54
Exactly what I did haha
Tubhumping
Mind your own bismuth!
SoniMax
As a geology student... I need to change my pants. Right after this bulge goes down.
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MunsterZero
Got your rocks off? ;)
Anononononon
Cummingtonite huh?
SoniMax
Cummingeverynight
RanRah44
I'm a geology student, and take the student part very seriously so I already wasn't wearing pants
SoniMax
Yesterday was Monday so you know, I'm hungover...
Cd06771
SoniMax
I can't tell you enough how much that is untrue
Kehy
I make jewelry. Got extra pants?
SoniMax
I've got a whole closet of them
XenaPrincessPizzaTits
I love geology so much. In the form of jewelry and large chunks of pretty things.
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
SoniMax
Yeah and I like it in the form of large chunks of Earth
SlayerOfTheNazgul
So, on a scale of talc to diamond, how hard are you?
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I'm mohs-ly like a diamond cutter.
SoniMax
Meh, right now I'm about Calcite...
AbagailJacobsen87
Don't let him fool you...he's at graphite!
SoniMax
Come back later and I'll be at Corundum
Adiktedgottaregisternow
I signed in just to upvote this thread.
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Same...but no bulge.
SoniMax
Could you drown a toddler in your panties?
BaxterBarkTwiceIfYoureInNJ
Imagining a child drowning in baby batter makes me sad...an adult male "swimming" would be best
vaginaface
My reaction to this post:
SpankmyMankey
HNNNG!!!!
tiffinilovee
Yes.
AinsleysOilySacrifice
cummingtinite?
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
Amazing. You even got precum on the tip.
dopestdyl
I think it's actually crying from the beauty
hyappatsuhyakuchuu
I think that's similar. :3
IntrepidGamer
I see this post gave you a mineral hard erection.
6footdildo
that looks painful
SuharuStormrage
So has anyone replaced that amethyst geode with a penis?
FernandoAlonso
Saw your comment, then your username. Life is right.
hesychasticextrovert
So is it safe to say you got...rock hard?
MaxCafe
http://imgur.com/oOcm8ZK
Vesta1123
Crystal hard*
thehatjesty
So... About what, a seven?
GarrettStopMotion
seriously tho, what magic powers do I get by obtaining one of these?
aurafox
Don't spoil Steven Universe characters for me!
DigitalMonitor
What sunset fire opal reminds me of... http://imgur.com/ohjeXut
gfiti
People keep posting it in their collections, though it was already proven that it is fake a long time ago lol
Falkrana
Planet Krypton in a gem
gaysagaintsfags
I thought it was a fire stone
hoggywartyhogwarts
Your link told me it was nsfw before i opened it... i don't understand why.
pewpewpewboomboom
Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City, Please be Cloud City.......yissss
AustynBurner
My thoughts exactly
Thoughtmage
Dude, when you stare into one of those opal specimens its like looking at a picture of deep space.
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
This post is missing the infinity gems
thenakedchicken
http://imgur.com/g3Jxlct
shadepiece
Pls vote higher. Top shelf my boy!
getthismanabeer
Needs more Colt 45.
cutefrog555
That is beautiful.
SithRuleOfTwo
I like you.
turbotricycle
Agreed.
bravecatgaming
*sees your comment* oh this is gonna be cool. *sees NSFW* oh fuck me. *looks at what it is* OH FUCK ME
Samcraig
Hell yes!
Mikemikemike23
For a second I thought it was kami's lookout.... My bad.
IvanYackinOff
You're not fooling me. Number 20 is definitely kryptonite
shadepiece
The picture of bismuth is straight out of every science text book ever. However, that block of florite is the tops.
poguemahon
My mix tape!!!
IPugOnTheFirstDate
why is this nsfw? lol
DAKINGINTHENORF
some guy commented nsfw on it so now that comes up
LordofGoats
And I'm pretty sure that #17 is some sort of portal to outer space. Those kids should not stand so close to it or they might fall in.
DigitalMonitor
http://imgur.com/dXUb0e6
glacialbae
Hoho... This guy..
LordofGoats
SHINY.
glacialbae
*out
ihopethisusernamewillbelongenoughsopeoplewillnoticeme
Minecraft players know.
Merced
This deserves more upvotes, can you add in cloud cars and the falcon ?
DigitalMonitor
Like this? http://imgur.com/qHw1UMt
whoisthedownvotefairy
Most impressive
AbyssalGigantism
A hero of the people!
TrdMrk
Do more!
narwhalz
http://imgur.com/1iXm7bj
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!
Cuntmuncher3000
Can you also add Chewbacca hanging on to the roof of the falcon?
Brunitski
Jesus Christ tony, let it goooooooo
Cuntmuncher3000
LET IT GO LET IT GOOOOOO
sgtgooch
Bruh
PixieDoll
You're doing the lord's work
ImJustGod
Indeed he is.
ZombiePenguin
You beautiful bastard
Boeserbob
niiiiiceeeeee one
Oxyprime
+1 for you, that is awesome
skrimple
OH EM GEE
Merced
Holy shit, came back to check and here it is, well done!
TasteMyFrenchCanadianUpvotes
You sir deserve a tasty upvote !
axelfromthatwierdcountrycalledsweden
got my up vote my man!
IntrepidGamer
got my up vote my man!
Celebrimbor
Daaaaamn
rooble
Holy fuck this guy
sgtgooch
Bruh
CraeteCreate
It will be my pleasure.... ;)
unexpectedplaces
The force is strong with this one.
LordStarkillerHimself
Fukken saved
Aviasian
Oh wow...magnificent
KatamariDan
And STEVEN!!
horker
oh hello
hashtagformaxim
You mean phteven?
RelativeVelocity
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M0RDRED
I know so many people that like this show. Honest question, why? Not trying to be a dick, I've just never seen it.
KatamariDan
At first I didn't think much of the show. But later on in the series it gets so much better.
bearygoodbears
GenghisSwan
https://33.media.tumblr.com/683205b6a86520c6db04efea16ca8d64/tumblr_nn3c3eRMu91urzte5o1_400.gif ♥
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MunsterZero
It was a rocky birth...
KatamariDan
I lol'd
tickledicks
InnerMachinationsOfMyMindAreAnEnigma
I'm really happy that other people were thinking of steven universe too
Zaelesh
Love this show, Steven is an annoying charactor, But has been getting less awkward over time
KatamariDan
Well he is a kid.
Zaelesh
Its just good character development, This show has alot of potential
MunsterZero
A more polished gem.
MunsterZero
I watch it for the Gems, not Steven. https://38.media.tumblr.com/d8d451b44255a23160f22cae47e7fb7c/tumblr_inline_nnplngtDgp1rybo6g_500.gif
benifeddy
I'll be off of imgur and back to work in as early as an hour or as late as...never.
RelativeVelocity
I love pearl.
Sairvous
Love that show...
Sairvous
I want to see them do more with the homeworld returning plot.
KatamariDan
So do I, but I feel they do silly episode first that add up to the crazy awesome plot later.
RelativeVelocity
Me too. I'm loving it.
bsigil
The Return/Jailbreak was the best episode of the whole series, IMO
Sairvous
I agree. It was so epic wasn't it? I love it when garnet sings an epic taunting song to jasper when she is owning her.
SirSage
FIXED #14 http://36.media.tumblr.com/a9c523996376fa068eb7d34523283540/tumblr_nkbol3Oz261txzzezo1_500.png
BozoThePie
Was just about to complain about that, thanks.
PsychoFox
http://imgur.com/USCkdpg
ReptarTimothias
Thank you
MagneticLasso
It's Funny!
Mintipony
RIP every I didn't expect to die
causality
I can never see that character without thinking about how hot and uncomfortable that hair looks.
MrPredator
Swear, every time I try to get into that show I just can't. It has potential, but some episodes just turn me away.
CustardFaceKid
I tried it, really didn't like it. Gave it another shot, and a few episodes in it gets gooooood
MrPredator
I've watched all episodes up to the new ones airing. It's a mixed bag. I want to like it, but I just can't. Better than Uncle Grandpa.
vondeluth
Who's that?
cristocanyon
It's from Steven Universe. It's a good kid's show.
ANDSTEVEN
A fantastic kids show. It brings back that sense of childhood ignorance
DBenign
I don't even know why you have to preface it with 'Kids show'. It's just damn good.
Maltruist
'Cause it's a kids show.
PineapplesArePeopleToo
Rose Quarts
SluttyToast
Your comment doesn't measure up.
PineapplesArePeopleToo
from the tv show steven universe
SluttyToast
'quarts' 'measure'
SirSage
Rose Quartz
Flamerider
Riding her fabulous lion steed named... uh... Lion.
SirSage
I wonder if she had a name for it and Steven just calls it Lion. I'm too lazy to google the wiki if there is one and find out. Plus spoilers
Flamerider
None so far.
MisleadingInformation
#9 is actually quite radioactive and should only be handled inside a microwave. Be careful OP.
AzarathMetrionZinthos
Given your username....
poguemahon
It's from Japan, so yes you are right.
amishgonewild
Cue guitar riff of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag
NothingButReposts
Radioactive radioactive. Wah ahh Aaron oah uhh ohh ready to rock you ready to rock you
jim71989
Got me again you son of a bitch
johnnyshitknucklez
darn your user name darn it to heckk
thegriffin88
You beautiful bastard.
exurbcowboy
You fucker I love you
soggytots
Damn you...take your dang upvote you sneaky bastard
zacarroll
It took me WAY too long
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Obligatory “false ≠ misleading”. Moreso, info must be at least plausible to mislead.
Flyndaran
Nope. Many have been misled into all sorts of absurd things like religion, anti-vaxx movements, global conspiracies, etc.
lastminute
Ikr, as if we could fit inside a microwave
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
I miss @ConspiracyTheory. Maybe they had to lay low for a while.
OldSwedishGrandma
After Googling for 5 minutes with no result, I went back and checked your username... Sure enough...
IAmRelevantToThis
Same here! God damn this man!
sam555100
SON OF A BITCH, I DOUBLE TAKE EVERY FUCKING TIME
MoreMisleadingInformation
In extremely urgent situations it IS possible to be handled with your bare hands, but it leaves your hands stained blue for several weeks.
Ceircra
Did you make that account just to post that comment, or did it just happen to be a convenient situation?
ThisUsernameIsNoLongerAvailableIsStillNotEvenAvailable
These two have been up to this shit for a long time my friend
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
upvoteslut
TWICE IN A ROW! fuck i need to get out of here
1millionppm
You two disgust me
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
TIL minerals have batteries
SavoryToothpaste
Just get yourself some Coffinite. It's the raw mineral that gets refined into uranium. Dress appropriately as you mine it.
mozrael
1. Reference game on point. 2. Ginger like me. 3. Biologist like me. This is a BIT spooky.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
You must be my evil twin. EN GARDE!
mozrael
Are you kidding me?! We could totally join forces as the Biological Chapter of the Bearded Ginger Brotherhood.
DarkUranium
Welp. Please don't kill us, biologists! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cuttlefish.png
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
AND WRECK HAVOC ON THOSE SOULED HEATHENS!