Keep it whale and hearty…

Jul 8, 2024 1:55 PM

tractorist

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Right in the face

“You took that blast right in the face too…”

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I kissed a whale and I liked it, the taste of her krilly baleen

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Congratulations on your mermaidhood.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was salty. Blast in the face? Hmmm

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Bait whale used by the orcas...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't touch the wildlife.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's a mammal thing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I woulda been happy for an air tickle from her blowhole.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Great, you just gave it the first whale coldsore. 🙄

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fines incoming

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I have been on a whale watching tour where a whale came very close to the boat and blasted us with Whale Breath. The closest I can describe the smell would be a rotten potato that was liquified and blended with vinegar and ammonia and sprayed into your face from a spray bottle. It was...... rough. The whale was beautiful though.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you look closely, you'll see there's a GIGANTIC whale in the gif...

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

you lie!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 447 Dislikes 2

Wheres the other boyz whale clip

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"You took the blast right in your face too"

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wrong hole *agaain*????

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Where's that from?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

tv series "The Boys"

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ah, thanks!
I should really get around some time to watch that

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You may come out the other end as a different person but enjoy the entire time spent too.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like the part about the boobs. My favorite.

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 6

👌

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

She could scrape my barnacles anytime.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We all came for the 🐋

2 years ago | Likes 258 Dislikes 3

What whal... oh...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I came for the tail, but stayed for the whale ԅ(¯ㅂ¯ԅ)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And that's why I'm not allowed back in SeaWorld.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm a big guy myself .. You don't need to go in the water to pet a whale

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Phrasing

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Both of them!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Y'all some freaks

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whale?

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

Whales

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Yes, but no

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I didn't see any whale tail in this, though.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We all stayed for the ⊙⊙s

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That whale's got no idea, does it ?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Whales and humans rank about the same on eq (emotional quotient) scale. Both can be social and empathetic to others. Their iq may not be as high as ours, but they are also quite smart iq wise for animals.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whales are smart as fuck. It definitely knows something is up.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A lot of people are so ignorant they don’t know what a mammal is

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uh, highly social MAMMALS “have an idea” that they’re interacting with a novelty creature and which they are familiar with

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I get you. Kinda meant it's got no idea how ample the bosom is on the novelty creature interacting with it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s like saying when you pet your dog your dog has no idea anything is happening. Like if a gerbil jumps on your dog’s back the dog doesn’t know what is happening . (I’m not comparing the scale or the touch itself just the general situation)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🎵 I kissed a whale and I liked it 🎵

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Man. That experience probably changed her entire life. Something like that would have to.

How amazing. She's like a child, in awe and respect of this massive creature. Seeing something for the first time.

And then suddeny, "You really took that blast right the face!" lol Just give her a moment for Christ's sake,

2 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

. Suddenly^ It happened so fast that I left out a word.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I made direct eye contact with a sea turtle in Hawaii one time when I was snorkeling, and I still tell people about it, so yeah.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It’s gotta be one of those moments that they say play by at the end of your life. It’s just unforgettable. What an awesome story.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I made direct eye contact with a large snapping turtle while snorkeling in a river one time, as it was ascending suddenly right next to me. I still tell people about my abject terror about it at the time, so yeah. ;) Sea turtle would have been very cool.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eesh, that would be alarming… I bumped into my turtle guy and looked over to see him, and his eyes were like “yeah, I’m a turtle, chill out it’s ok” cuz my eyes were like 👀

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Telling people an anecdote that is clung to as an anecdote doesn’t actually mean it’s meaningful or important. That’s like saying social media posts are truly important.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are … you bein a jerk to me rn?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha, perfect pic. I don't think they were trying to be a jerk. I read it more like sometimes (most of the time?) we tell anecdotes just because they make for a great story - and not necessarily because they're about a deeply meaningful thing.
It's kind of a moot point here, since you clearly meant to imply that this WAS a meaningful thing for you, but in general they're not wrong.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right on. Glad my cat pic was so choice. But my story about the turtle was meaningful (to me) so in comparison, I was saying that her experience with a whale must have been that much more meaningful to her, and qualifies as one that could replay at the end of her life.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Changer her entire life”, yeah in a shallow made-up self-absorbed way. It’s a token anecdote and is meaningless, while most people don’t care about ongoing environmental destruction (including of whales) that they are a part of with over-consumption and emissions.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

When you get up close and personal like that, it absolutely can give people a new perspective.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Maybe not. Some people can be deeply affected by such experiences. I know there have been several moments where I have been awestruck by the beauty of our world it has changed me.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost fell out

2 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 4

Both of em

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whales are very friendly so you'll never have a falling out

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Unless you own a yacht, and the cetacean in question is an Orca

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also almost fell out of the boat.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that too.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AH! The old ways still work!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, God bless her

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Her, out of the boat...? Or...

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Definitely 'or'

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A boat that big probably doesn't have oars.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

"Man I Love Fishing"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So about your newsletter...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t believe this is still here

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me neither

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting a blowjob from a gray whale is definitely on my bucket list.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 8

v

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2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I remember watching a docu on whales where they were using drones to collect snot from whales, it looked like quite a bit can be in the blast, so she seems to have gotten lucky there too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're telling me I've been working in the electrical field for 24 years when I could've been getting paid to catch whale snot with a drone? v

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All I can think of is that boat propeller so close to that soft whale flesh..🤦‍♂️😪

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If the boats not in gear the prop won't be spinning!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not a sailboat?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

probably don't have to specify 'wild' for gray whales

2 years ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I keep a few as dairy cattle.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What, you've never had a pet gray whale?

2 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I did, but the restaurant bills kept getting more and more expensive.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would, but they are so hard to potty train.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"You took that blast right in the face too.. "

2 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Somebody had to say it. +1.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Well she did say it was salty….

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do not touch wild animals

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 18

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is in the Atlantic, not the Pacific. This is none of your business.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Lololol

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/s :)

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That wasn’t your jurisdiction, Oddly! You’re a loose cannon! YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can touch any wild animals you want, just dont come crying when you get hurt.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

More importantly, never touch wild animals because you can hurt them with the numerous diseases you carry around which many animals are susceptible to

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exactly! I told the spouse numerous times, but she didn't listen and within 30 seconds the damage was done, so now we have kids.

2 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

Kids are the worst but I've found that if you stop feeding them the problem usually resolves itself.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the one hand, this is a really stupid thing to do and you should not under any circumstances do what she is doing. Ever.

On the other hand, I'd totally be right there beside her doing it too.

2 years ago | Likes 884 Dislikes 9

Making the smart choices never leads to good stories anyway

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The wale just came fir back skritches from the boat.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

YOLO is what the kids say.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See if you ever get blasted right in the face.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would handle it how I handle any wild animal, not going to go near it, but if it comes up to me (and isn't obviously immediately dangerous like a bear, moose, human, etc.), then I will try to pet

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd jump on that whales back and ride it to across the ocean

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

hope you can hold your breath real well, but I believe in you!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOLO. If you're in danger but the animal isn't it should be an at your own risk thing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So why is it stupid?

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Now you have covid too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Possibility of catching diseases from pathogens that are safe for marine life but harmful to humans, injury, death, or criminal charges.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Like what? Whale stds?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whale skin can have bacteria living on it that cause brucella, tuberculosis, Weil's disease, pneumonia, and more in humans. They can also carry viruses like adenovirus, herpes, flu, various poxes, measles, HPV, and viruses in the same family as dengue, Zika, yellow fever, and varies of encephalitis. That's not even a comprehensive list! And those can live on their skin without the whales themselves being sick. So, fun stuff.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ewww, good to know

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Making them attracted to boats can cause injury or death to the animal. Propellers injuries are nasty

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Could start a love attachment.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is the correct answer

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure it's illegal touch or interact with animals in open ocean

2 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 14

WTF? You think it's illegal to touch or interact with fish or mammals in the ocean?!Im all for not hunting endangered species, but just touching one without doing harm?WTF? If some idiot wants to go touch a shark he should be free to do so, he's gonna lose his arm or more then that's their problem. Stop trying to make stupid laws.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

There is no law in international waters. That's why cruise ships get away with so much - there are no laws that apply out there. That being said, in this small of the boat it's probably within some countries Waters.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

in international waters? by what jurisdiction? also nope, you can touch all the animals however you like unless there are special laws in place which generally is only the case inside nature reserves or national parks or something like that...

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

International waters have always been a grey area, but there is a United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS) for when you exit national waters (general 12 miles from the shore of the country), generally you're still considered to be under the jurisdiction of the flag you're flying, or a pirate. UNCLOS 118 starts with "States shall cooperate with each other in the conservation and management of living resources in the areas of the high seas." So yeah there's an authority out there.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It depends on the species and where you are at. Some are federally protected and others aren’t. Grey whales are typically friendly to boaters and this happens all the time, even though it shouldn’t, but you try doing this with a humpback in Hawaiian waters and it’s a 10k fine.

2 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

But what if you hump it back?

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

As long as it’s consensual, I guess?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Deep

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's a gray (no pun intended) area. You legally need to keep your distance but if they come up to you it's not against the law. And there's no specific law against touching them but the behavior shouldn't be encouraged because we don't want to teach whales that it's fine to approach humans. Same thing with deer and raccoons. No matter how cute they are, you should not teach them to use the Dunkin' drive-through.

2 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 0

Do whales like iced macchiato frappuccinos? I'd be ok with them getting a quick coffee and maybe a couple of donuts.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Intend your puns!

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also all that white discoloration is likely parasite related so you really *really* don't want to be kissing them.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but what else would we name all the extremely rare whale-to-human diseases?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We'd probably name if after her and she'd probably be thrilled about it.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do you feel about ferrets? Or like guineapigs? I'm not trying to argue really, just that they have only recently been more domesticated. So, should they not have been? are they actually like idk worse off for it? I know sometimes for sure, but there are lots of happy and healthy pets like these. I've been thinking about for a while now and genuinely don't know.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Making a concerted effect to domesticate is totally different from teaching a random animal to approach every human it sees. At the very least the animal will eventually be injured or killed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's too late to undomesticate animals we've already domesticated so it's hard to have an opinion about it. Just look at rock doves; we fucked 'em up good. We definitely need to slow our roll on foxes but people won't stop posting videos about them. Believe me, I'd love to have a pangolin or a binturong and would absolutely love some house squirrels (domesticated, not like I've had in the past) or raccoons. But it's not good for them. THAT BEING SAID we're also fucking up nature faster 1-

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

than it can adapt and we're steadily edging out the habitat of EVERYTHING. So domesticating some animals may be the only way to keep them alive. It would have worked for the dodo. My animal rescue guy says in Portland, ME there are more squirrels living in houses than in trees. We're fucking everything up and we absolutely will not stop. 2-2

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In California, I think it’s just mammals. You’re free to kiss sharks and jellyfish, I guess.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

NO SHARK GO AWAY WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH! OUCH, NO NO KISSIES!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had to do that with nurse sharks in Belize. They're like puppies trying to see what you're doing and getting in your way a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*me hugging my cat in international waters* "fu-" *UN police choppers and tye US navy surrounds my boat* "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST YOU SICK BASTARD!" "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, YOU INTERNATIONAL COPPERS!" *OJ Simpsons across the pacific ocean*

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

And that's how Mrs. Simpson was murdered at sea, again.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0