Gumby

Nov 2, 2018 4:27 AM

And that is how I met your mother.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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I’ll need ID on that please.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s $300 in Amsterdam.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is not okay

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Gotta air it out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's.. not natural.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The look at the end... "Yeah, that's right."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The gape

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cunt punch

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If she falls, that’s gon hurt her coochie coo!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So Just gonna leave this hear, she looks a lot like Krystal Boyd.

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He got paid 8800 bucks just to do that move on camera.

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Imagine if she slipped and her legs just bent all the way the wrong way

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Crazy how nature do dat

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This would have been so much better if she fell and left a snail trail

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

Or was naked

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

She's overextending her knees. Any sideward movement and those kneecaps subluxate hard. Incredibly painful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet she popular with the boys.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

and girls

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

And men..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Expected her to touch the base.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pssst...your symphysis pubis is showing

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does a playground even have that??

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because some girls need to train for a job that pays for art school?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll be pokey.

8 years ago | Likes 270 Dislikes 10

Do you want kids!? Because this is how you get kids.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You'll be statutory rapey.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Il be in the corner masturbating furiously

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 4

Not for 30 more days friend

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Such good cartoons. I still have them around somewhere

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other two are prickle and goo, sooooo.

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“Oh I get it, I get it. You’re here for the teenage sex too, dawg. Oh my bad, my bad, you is here first. I came early.”

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

xD

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Gladly.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Nov 2, 2018 6:24 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh stop it.

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8 years ago | Likes 235 Dislikes 13

so, not her (i don't think) but she looks a lot like Krystal Boyd who is quite the PHD

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

16 here in New Zealand and in plenty of other countries

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

14 in germany, 13 in japan...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

in china too young is just a name.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Haha

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Alabama!

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16 is actually legal in some states in the US under very specific conditions.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Try again. 16 is legal in majority of states, 31 to be exact. 8 states have 17 the age of consent. That leaves 11 states having it set to 18

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

but some of the ones that its 16 have conditions where its bumped up to 18

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah if you’re a teacher, coach, supervisor, or other form of authority. Majority of the states, Canada, a 16 year old can consent.

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