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Aug 9, 2016 6:04 PM
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
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usercide
"So you wanted a horn? Then we shall give you a horn. I don't think you're going to enjoy this, but is necessary to send a message."
discclaimer
nature's fighting back. look at that angry bush!
Hoyt213
99% sure he didn't live to trial.
crazzybones
They should take his lower horn.
SeanBeanDiesAlot
Should cut his nose off and see how he likes it.
PervertedTango
Cut off the guys nose with a dull knife without going into detail. That's about what they do with the Rhinos.
supraman2turbo
TASER HIS BALLS TASTER HIS BALLS
IamNotaBlackMan
Actually, this looks more like 'Eat Shit.."!
dav3nasty
There are dozens of us that noticed the poop! Dozens I say!
AkwardBearHug
Give him to the Rhinos.
wtfanfwhy
Let them go but cut off there human horn
worldsokayestspeler
They should cut his "horn" of and sell it on the black market
Dukesofh
DepressToImpress
More like "eat rhino dirt, poacher!"
DarisonStrange
#RhinoLivesMatter
ThumbDunkTheDirtstar
Finally seeing some justice! Rather than seeing desecrated sacred and endangered creatures.
KaineMadjere
Human horn poachers, amirite?
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Pharell doesn't look too happy anymore.
tatopotato
TIL rhino poachers are surprisingly hipster-looking.
Averycleverpun
This will be unpopular I'm sure, but poachers are typically looking for any way out of abject poverty. (1)
Averycleverpun
(2) I'm not saying it's justified, but it's a more complex issue than people like to think.
hineyruler
THANK YOU.
FluffyPuddles
You are correct. Many are young orphans, homeless in war torn, capitalist raped countries, with no where to turn but working for war lords
FluffyPuddles
Who then sell the poached goods to wealthy chinese buyers to buy weapons to fuel their wars. Hunting poachers won't solve anything.
hetjr
Rub his face in a pile of rhino feces!!!
Ampersand0
champloosamurai
Why does he look like an urban hipster
GreasedPrimate
Why do urban hipsters look like him
KRawk1724
Showsyerhaggis
Poachers aren't like the bad guy in rescue rangers, just folks tryin to get by in a life we can't even imagine. Empathise people
Morrigi
Trying to get by, by driving entire species extinct. They should be shot.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
If only sith deal in absolutes than imgur is mostly sith.
wiggles
If there is sufficient evidence, CUT HIS FUCKING NOSE OFF!
eversincetheaccident
HandsomeSwede
1) I'll be the impopular voice here. If you support the meat industry, like Mr Swanson, you're contributing to the extinction of species.
SmellOfMonkey
If it's normally/factory farmed then you're not contributing to the extinction of species, but you are supporting poor treatment of animals
HandsomeSwede
But you are. Cattle is being fed by food mostly harvested from areas cleared in rainforests. That's tremendous deforestation.
RonBurgundySayingIDontBelieveYou
HandsomeSwede
2) Everyone here loves animals and thinks poachers are assholes. Rightfully so, but if you eat meat you really are not that much better.
HandsomeSwede
3) All that deforestation in rain forests? Meat industry. Dead zones in the ocean? Fish industry. Etc etc. y'all are hypocrites
BarbaTenusSapientes
Is your username ironic?
HandsomeSwede
Tongue in cheek, yes, ironic, no.
Whousedmychapstick
All poaching is bad(except poached eggs in the morning) not all meat comes from deforestation and the extinction of species through that
HandsomeSwede
Most of it does. Even if everyone were to switch to "egological" meat, it would run out because the world is literally too small for it.
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HandsomeSwede
I'm not a vegan. Also, notice how nobody here wants to play "counter his arguments". "Downvote because I'm lost" seems to be the favorite.
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HandsomeSwede
They might disagree, but the facts are on my side, and that's why nobody wants to counter me.
YouShallHaveAFishyInALittleDishy
Don't you think it's the rich people who create the demand who are more at fault than the poachers who are the supply?
3strago
The issue is the rich who do purchase from poachers are not the middle class. It is ludicrously expensive to be in the systems upper tiers.
3strago
So it's nigh impossible to actually nail the bastards, usually the law can't even look at them.
gazgarygareth
YES
gambronus
Both are at fault. Trying to put an 'amount' of fault on something is pointless
CoolHat
It's not pointless at all, it's the basis of a lot of decision making in criminal law...
TheHappyCanadian
if you go further, the demand is from Chinese men with small dicks who can't get a boner
Krispyplz
finally, someone that isnt an idiot
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I know I'm weird but I think the ghillie suit is one of the most intimidating pieces of combat wear ever devised. Swamp monsters with guns.
ZyklonBDemille
Imagine how fucking hot he must be in that suit. Temperature hot, not hot hot... Though he's prolly ripped AF too though.
BlueBerryCoyote
SOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!
Dowr
We call 'em Bush Wookies in my parts.
KronaSamu
I have a ghillie suit and I consider it one of the best investments of mine. I can hide as a full bush
FuManLu
Try this one: /a/yOTyg "Taiwanese Special Forces"
Roscoepicoboscoe
"Snake, you can't fight them. They sent in the skulls"
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Looks like a bunch of pissed war hawk zenyatas (overwatch reference)
Alwaysgottagiveyouup
google Frog Men
FuManLu
Yeah, i read the article wrong
Alwaysgottagiveyouup
+1
thehungryguy
http://images.singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/featured/2013/10/army-main_0.jpg
thehungryguy
those are danish soldiers, taiwanese are still freaky though
KoktGrus
Except those are danish soldiers.
FuManLu
OOPS. I read the article wrong
Whiachy
Specifically Danish Frogmen, right?
definitelyNotDonaldTrump
Yup
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Whatever nationality, that is definitely scarier.
AntiAtavist
Yeah, those look like executioners.
thebigdnotdallas
Ghillies are like magic as soon as i put it on, fucking john cena, you cant see me
AkwardBearHug
26 yo male here, now im gunna have nightmares.. Thanks..
fleXbad
CoeusDarksoul
Had a buddy who made one for the paintball field back in the day. Scared the ever-loving shit outa me MULTIPLE times on the field.
corneliusgansevoort
Also, like that ain't no walking-around gear. That's some 'hide-in-the-bush-for-6-days-and-you'll-never-even-hear-the-bullet' attire.
myrealnames
Not scary because it looks like a swamp monster... scary because it looks like nothing until its way too late for you.
UncleMcGrandpa
I feel the same way. Also feel for the guy wearing it. Has to be so damn hot.
Veiktrikis
I have one, head mask and all. The brush stuff top layer shades from the heat pretty well. An once you're soaked in sweat it can be okay.
UncleMcGrandpa
Thanks for the info!! Did you make it yours of or purchase it?
Veiktrikis
Gift from ex-FMF Corpsman. I don't ask questions on where he got it from, since it's really legit. Use it for paintball.
AGiantTransWoman
I bet he's muscly... oh that kind of hot, yeah probably.
UncleMcGrandpa
illbethere
User name checks out
Upstartpotato
I thought they were designed to not insulate
TheArcticAC
They are,however, annoying as shit. They will get stuck to every fucking branch in the world, your weapon, the ground, your shoes...
UncleMcGrandpa
Damn that sucks.
UncleMcGrandpa
Didn't think about that. I believe you are right. All I know is damn they scary.
RatoMolhado
If he's a rhino poacher, he deserves being raped by that bush coming to him.
AidanNel
It's just an Anti-poaching unit, most rhino poachers are much more hi-tech.
UnremarkablyInteresting
So...hes gonna have a bush on his tush?
MarcTheRN
They should tie the fucker up and let him get gored by said rhino.
lazerhosen
And to eat that shit in front of his face too. Unless they're rocks... on second thought...
duhnupac
Only if the bush goes in dry.
duhnupac
And so it came to be, from that day forward, that poachers the world over would receive the "burning bush"
PoniesForDays
Why not just shot ? Or better yet, tortured to death ? i mean they are in the middle of nowhere, no one would ever find out. They deserve it
RatoMolhado
Oh, I took that for granted. But, before (and after if you like, you perv) some rape.
PoniesForDays
hehe http://imgur.com/yCj3mpf
RatoMolhado
MajesticSnek
Whynotboth.gif
RatoMolhado
Hence the "and"...
MajesticSnek
Fair enough
RagingSnorlax
Now now. Lets not condone rape
Bombastik
I sexually identify as a bush. ok fuck that guy in the asshole, fuck his greedy ass and low education, fuck the system
Biocide669
That bush actually would like to buy him a roofie colada first.
Rinsl0r
I don't really think anyone actually deserves being raped, this is also in Africa I would guess so aids could be a thing in that situation.
CaptainMcFloaty
He deserves a fair trial and not revenge driven punishment
TylerDunkleberger
Nice fucking meme. I'm sure you support BLM and the feminist/vegan movement as well?
XenomorphZZ
Bad play cotton.
billyunsnbillyuns
For such a whimsical username you don't seem to be such a happy guy.
doubledoubleu
That is true, he's luckier than some. It's not unheard of for poachers to be killed on sight and left for the vultures.
gummibearsyummie
Most poachers are just shot right there on the spot...
Imthedudeplayinthedudedisguisedasanotherdude
Hand to hand combat with the rhino.
RatoMolhado
Give the rhino a treat, a pet and let's solve this us humans, that's what I'd say.
spicypeter
YEA FUCK HIM FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING, HE SHOULD JUST GO FIND A JOB, THERES PLENTY OF THOSE IN AFRICA RIGHT?
RatoMolhado
Yup, fam, whatever. Just unlock the caps...
Argosnotargo
Why are you yelling?
ipound
1 Somewhat a point, lack of education, poor or no chanses of work plus a large sum of money will drive people to this. Some may even find
ipound
2 this to be their only way to bring food to the table. Sometimes (not all) it's a poverty/lack of social aid issue.
ipound
3 And sometimes it's just greed and they deserve bad things
ATS10
It's mostly the fault of people who keep the industry popular and alive
magnumpguy
There are people killing people all over the world, it's their job to make excuses for their crimes, not ours.
spicypeter
DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY BUT BETTER?
IronBaronOfDis
Circumstance doesn't mitigate morality.
spicypeter
I mean your not wrong, but if I had to chose between my family starving or killing the rhino I'm gonna kill the rhino every time.
IronBaronOfDis
Most people can't override self-preservation, but that doesn't excuse their actions . Serial killers can't override their impulses, either.
spicypeter
I never said it was right, what i meant was that i can understand why people turn to it when they're desperate.