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What are black holes?
Basically, black holes are regions in space-time that have such a strong gravity, that nothing we know of can escape - not even light. It's called a black hole because all the light going into it is absorbed, and none is reflected. The theory of black holes was first proposed by Karl Schwarzschild.
Where do black holes come from?
Black holes are created when a large-enough star reaches the end of its life cycle and dies. When a star collapses, like in this picture, the remnants of the star get packed together in a small, super dense space. This little lump of star creates a metric-crap-ton of gravity. Once the star reaches its Schwarzschild radius, the size it has to be compressed down into in order to make its escape velocity faster than the speed of light, it has become a black hole.
The escape velocity is the speed at which something must go in order to escape a body's gravitational pull.
What do black holes do?
In essence, they suck everything up. If anything, even light, get's too close to the black hole, it will suck it up. Even if the object emitting or reflecting light is so far away from a black hole doesn't suck it up, the light will be distorted, causing the object to seem "wrapped" around the black hole. This is known as gravitational lensing.
Where are black holes?
They can occur and reside anywhere in the universe; as long as there's a star that can die, a black hole can be possible anywhere. It's generally believed that black holes are in the center in most, if not all, galaxies.
What would happen if I were to fall into a black hole?
Well, as we got closer and closer to the black hole, light would get more and more distorted. Then, we would reach the event horizon, the point at which there's no escape. When we get to the point where the blackness is taking up most of our vision, we've reached the photon sphere, a place where photons can actually orbit the black hole. Here, theoretically speaking, we could see the back of our heads because the light reflecting off of our heads would orbit all the way around to our eyes.
As we go deeper and deeper, eventually what would happen is called "spaghettification" (trust me, that's the scientific term). Assuming you fell in feet first, the gravity would be so strong that your legs would get stretched farther and father away from your head until it ripped off. Then, you know, you'd die.
That's all for now!
Again, thanks for reading guys. I'm hoping this'll take off if you guys like it. Also, if you see anything wrong, feel free to tell me!
Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hole
www.space.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pAnRKD4raY - Vsauce, "Travel inside a black hole".
S1GN4LF0XTR0T
I like this because space.
KidneyBeene
Fact 1. In a thumbnail photo they look like bullet holes in a car.
copingcabana
Imgur. Imgur is a black hole.
DancingButterfly
Spaghettification made me hungry...
604kevin
NeonGrillz
Next topic: Women's Logic.
rumandbass
Thumbnail totally looks like a bullet hole in the side of a car. Then again, I"m from Cleveland.
KidneyBeene
The law of conservation of mass states that for any system the mass of the system must remain constant over time. Where does it go?
uzerok
+1: Questions are a good thing. Look up "Hawking Radiation". There you can see that black holes basically huge mass -> energy converters.
TheNextBestUsername
If atoms are composed entirely of point particles, the empty space between them is what is removed. Normally they're 99.999_% empty space.
KidneyBeene
A simple question. Nothing derogatory. I am a life/bio/anatomy and computer science guy not a physics/natural sciences one. No need to -1.
SvarvSven
The mass is still there, just compressed in a smaller space than usual.
shadowex3
Squeeze a coke bottle. Where did it go?
KidneyBeene
In someones gullet?
HeCallsMeDragonToes
That's what theories are for.
Codazzi
Mass isn't necessarily conserved, can be converted to energy. They theoretically emit gr waves among other things to follow con's of energy.
Codazzi
And conservation of momenta. Sources http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_mass etc and degree in physics.
olbers
+1 for username ;)
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Another fact about black holes: There two kinds, normal and super massive. Super massive black holes are the ones at the center of galaxy's.
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
Yes there is a super massive black hole at the center of the milky way.
ToranagaTheShogun
What if our big bang was just a collapsing black hole in an even bigger universe? Emitting all the before sucked up stuff everywhere.
benj1008
Michio Kaku (famous theoretical physicist) talks about that here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQmSLZ8NZv0#t=519
benj1008
Also check out what he says starting at 5:08 -- or just listen to the entire thing. ;)
kyle7286
I like how you think.
CoreyTheGr8
http://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/c8/8b/c88b2f_3953846.jpg
B4Ctom1
Is our sun large/dense enough to eventually long down the road become a black hole?
howmanyuserscouldausernamenameifausernamecouldnameusers
Interestingly almost anything could become a black hole - the Earth, a mountain, your car.. They all have a theorized size 1/2
uzerok
called Hawking Radiation, which makes them evaporate slowly. If you don't 'feed' your black hole with energy/mass, it will 'die'. 3
howmanyuserscouldausernamenameifausernamecouldnameusers
at which they'd become a black hole. 2/2
uzerok
high speeds for it to happen. Also becoming a black hole doesn't mean staying a black hole. Black holes emit a form of low thermal energy 2
ZombieBaconCat
Nope. It will expand to a red giant, shrink into a white dwarf star(bright, small and stable) which will then cool into a black dwarf (1/2)
ZombieBaconCat
over a ludicrously long time span. Black dwarfs aren't crazy singularities like black holes, just normal stars that burnt out.
uzerok
Good catch. Our sun most likely won't become a black hole. It's not large enough. It would have to collide with another object at very 1
Kingsway
I like how a theory is turned into "facts" :)
DeltaDin
I would love more space-related stuff! But can't wait to see your next post, OP!
tobiderfisch
I'm not a expert on this but as far as I know you would never actually experience falling into a black hole (1)
tobiderfisch
since the gravity is bending time so time for you would just stop. (2)
kitosho
http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/284/305/284305053_640.jpg
PopeMindless23
"Metric crap ton" LOL thanks for that
coronalmassejection
I prefer "metric fuck-ton" Debra Morgan
PopeMindless23
Definitely gets the message across. A vast, vast message.
Banewolf
I think the scientific term is "Metric Buttload Ton"
imaDOOOSH
something i've thought about - time basically slows until it stands still the closer you get - so wouldn't the final process (speghet..) 1/2
imaDOOOSH
take a long time to happen in our time, while it would be instant (well, until it just... stopped) close to the black hole?
chaoswolf1982
FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE!
Yumwichdotcom
Where do babies come from?
NotACanadian
Internet
JacobKreutzfeldt
Black holes?
youwontfindme
How girl get pragnant?
benj1008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_RaPOOVX1Y
scarlettbleu
Thanks for the science. I particularly enjoyed the super scientific language like 'a metric-crap-ton'. +1
ARealPhysicist
Frankly, I found the language unprofessional. Actual physics terminology is far goofier.
doihearanamen
*That's the theory, anyway.
TheJerkWithaMouth
Amen!
dougvinny
THANKS FOR THIS
DeusDevoid
Yes, and a "theory" is a proven hypothesis that stands the rigors of experiment and consistently agrees with nature.
doihearanamen
No. No it's not.
DeusDevoid
Yeah, it very much is. Get over it.
doihearanamen
Revisit the scientific method and come back later more educated. Observable, repeatable...
DeusDevoid
"consistently agrees with nature", "stands the rigors of experiment". If it stands repeated experiment, it's obervable and repeatable -
DeusDevoid
- before talking about another's education, learn to fucking read.
gb804
Loved ending on a happy note
Hydrall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVsxVBz1Mg Warning: Rather creepy and disturbing.
AllMenMustDie
Oh holy crap that is totally awesome!
sheel303
Thank you. Really appreciated that. Please do some more, sir!
TimTheScifiGuy
Do more of this. It's cool to have these things available in layman's terms.
hazeblaze
You did not! well i guess you did.
hjf2011
Stephen Hawking's "a brief history of time" is an excellent explanation of black holes and quantum mechanics. In layman's terms and no math.
FisterMantastic
This was great. I did a cool science thing once and it barely made it out of user sub.
uhohstop
like: "Then, you know, you'd die."
HeyItsDan
The Morgan Freeman reading of this I made just now: http://vocaroo.com/i/s188FvUMaoah
MattTK
"I can smell you,"
Asakor
I'm creepying around right now..
hehehehehehehe
this is amazing thank you
430pm
is there... a website that reads stuff you type in his voice?
HeyItsDan
No, that's just me! Thank gou
IAskImportantQuestionsSometimes
You and OP win the internets today.
HeyItsDan
Thank you!
ChaosPandaTiger
420th upvote
TheBromanEmperor
+1 for spaghettification
MWVaughn
That is the honest-to-god official scientific term. How great is that!?
frenchonionsoup
learned this in gr 11 physics, it is the only thing i remembered
spedoy
That is the scientific word for the state of my body after eating way to much spaghetti
aus4000
That is the technical term. I'm from the internet, trust me.
kahless01
it sounds delicious.
ItsTermYouFool
RIGHT?!
sirenx8
One thing I read is that if you watched someone get sucked in, that at some point they would look like they froze as if you pressed pause..
CthuluFlaps
but would you feel the spaghettification? i can't comprehend how being sucked in a black hole would feel
Alexshing
Best ever scientific term.
sirenx8
...And then their body would just look like it was evaporating away. Not sure how accurate that is though.
WhydoesnteveryoneloveSCIENCE
the word fact is used incorrectly
HeyItsDan
I'M REALLY AFRAID THIS WILL GET LOST SO I'LL POST IT HERE TOO. A Morgan Freeman reading I did: http://vocaroo.com/i/s188FvUMaoah
katsumii
This is actually amazing. Great job, make sure this gets to the OP.
IWannaSeeHowItEnds
Wow... I don't even know what to say... honestly pretty badass.
HeyItsDan
Thank you!
Gearwolf
Honestly, i didnt read your comment and clicked the link right away. i was EXTREMELY convinced. Bravo!
SeriousCloud
I appreciate your effort.
HeyItsDan
Thank you!
TheNamesAshHousewares
as an actor, I too appreciate the effort.
HeyItsDan
Thank you!
LordK
mom's spaghettification
TOTOAFRICA
awww you beat me to it!
TheNamesAshHousewares
Arms Spaghettification
TheBromanEmperor
:o http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/9/24/1348505263570/Eminem-010.jpg
blacquiao
theres vomit on my sweater alreadification
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
+1 for "metric-crap-ton"
HeyItsDan
I did a Morgan Freeman reading of this just now sorry if it's not very good. I also posted it other places http://vocaroo.com/i/s188FvUMaoah
Banewolf
Awesome. totally lost it.
HeyItsDan
Thanks!
ItsTermYouFool
HOLY CRAP. That was glorious! I lost it when you said "metric-crap-ton" omg
HeyItsDan
Thank you!
AviatorMoonshine
sexy
micromaths
Dat ending....the first thing I thought of - https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FDQx-guzx2s
HeyItsDan
Hehehe that's what I was referencing!
micromaths
Well then, sir, you are freaking amazing <3
HeyItsDan
thanks!
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HeyItsDan
Thank you!
ItsTermYouFool
Quick note: remember that the topic you suggest doesn't have to be science related. It can be a sport, person, etc.
BeanBagKing
In regards to "nothing can escape" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation
kakipi
Fuck sports. Bring on the science.
JurassicJamie
This was awesome OP. I never read the long science posts because I get lost, but you have a way with words.
ItsTermYouFool
Wow, thanks!
thorbatestogirls
That was truly amazing. Maybe your next post can be about magnetars? :D
exorivis
If I recall correctly the visible light has low energy and cant escape whereas light with higher energy can...
Koantum
Any particle is doomed once it crosses the event horizon. All paths lead in. Only through annihilation can a black hole emit radiation.
HugeAckman
No no, science. I want you to delve into quasars. Fucking. Quasars.
Koantum
AGN in general (quasars are a subset of AGN) are pretty amazing. Especially interesting are those with disk configured water maser emission.
jaysong
Bananas
Hetzer
Hitler
imqur
Yeah, he can interview me himself.
PlatoThePotato
Oh okay 4chan
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
No, seriously, I think we could all be a bit better off knowing more about Hitler. Yes, he was a terrible man, which warrants education.
NatKingCobra
I always upvote Hitl... No, I can't do it.
AGoodMan
STRING THEORY!!!
NotSureHowThisWorksYet
Dark matter
Koantum
We can see it by viewing gamma radiation caused by it's annihilation using a telescope that works like a particle accelerator detector.
dammitjim
sources! sweeet sweet sources! thank you op~!!
coronalmassejection
I always upvote sources..
harryhairrollers
summarize all the major philsophers
Demiguise
I really like space sciencey stuff. I'm not brainy enough to study it, so more info on it would be cool! :)
ExodusDei
Pulmonary Embolism and dangers thereof? I nearly lost my mum to it two weeks ago and the fear is still present.
dianalolz
cats!
sillysallysarah
What about bad things in foods we may eat, like dioxin and aspartame or whatever
zttmabuse
Golfballs :)
InfiniteSynapse
I like scientific facts but anything that is interesting and adds to knowledge is generally welcome. TMYK
MediocreMushroom
Can we do one on communism? PLEASE
LunaIntegrity
How about Bananas?
becausefuckhungoverfuckit
pulsars?
HAYCOMMANDER
WWII technology/research. I love that stuff. Like the jet fighters Hitler was about to roll out.
showmehowyoudothattrick
I've taken an astronomy elective at uni and we were told last week that black holes have no more gravity than something of the same mass?
zombiesarenicepeople
String theory, maybe?
DirtyA
Alcubierre drives
stfu
Quantum Entanglement and why it current can't be used for FTL (Faster Than Light) communication.
tominhawaii
Can you do one on what would happen if I stuck my dick in a black hole?
NotSoDarkKnight
The basics of flight and thrust. With some wicked pics of afterburners. Yeaaaah, that would be supurb.
transferswitch
How about: Life in the Mariana Trench
beelzebro
MOAR SPACE NAO
angrybrother273
Permaculture!
love2260
Do you think you could do string theory? ive never really understood it
natrocarbonatite
Hypernovae.
Yakkay
Dogs
TameImpala
The Raider Nation and The Black Hole, the fans of Oakland Raiders
baneofthewalrus
this post needs more explanations of theoretical way to travel faster than light like quantum entanglement or warp dives
TheNextBestUsername
I suspect folks would maybe enjoy a layman's run-through of [Special] Relativity.
IknowJackKennedyandyousirarenoJackKennedy
This. So much this...
itsANasteroidMrPresident
As someone in an astrophysics class..... oh god yes
icaarius
As someone who wants to be an astrophysicist... how you doin'
itsANasteroidMrPresident
Heh. I'm a non-science major avoiding taking gut classes to fill the science requirement... possibly a poor decision
RonSwansonForPresident
How are the Bucs under Greg Shiano?
RonSwansonForPresident
Jk
Chionati
did you know that schwarzschild is german? schwarz = black and schild = shield?
RearAdmiralObvious
the double slit experiment is always good.
LadyStoneheart
Great post, but *one* smaaaall thing: black holes don't suck! My astro professor always said this, so I pass it on to you.
ItsTermYouFool
Oh, really? Didn't know they didn't. What do they do? Thanks!
LadyStoneheart
Haha they just act like anything with really high gravity. But "suck" is kind of a misnomer. (Link in reply)
LadyStoneheart
http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2009/06/23/why_black_holes_dont_suck/
Koantum
I'm not sure why this needs specification. Does anyone actually believe suction is the cause of the gravitational "sucking"?
LadyStoneheart
Well it's not like objects are being pulled and are falling onto the black hole, you know?
kittyclawz
I think there's also a some of time distortion stuff you missed about the black holes. I don't know the technical term.
arthoolia
How about string theory. That shit hurts my brain.
sanguinecupcake
I second this!
greatnowmycoffeeiscold
Yep this we all want this, the masses demand it!
accujimmy
String theory is crap. Michu Kaku is awesome, but he's just wrong.
AppleAffinity
What's your argument?
accujimmy
There are lots of people who say the inherent un-testability of string theory points to its dubiousness. That's my primary reason for doubt
AppleAffinity
Yes, but its un-testability doesn't correlate to the plausibility of the theory. I don't think it's a legitimate reason to say Kaku is wrong
accujimmy
Hmmm. Ok. But I do think he's wrong. So I can't say with any certainty that he is, but I believe him to be.
NotACanadian
Yes, I'd love to hear the reasoning
accujimmy
After years of listening to them try to prove it, not all that many physicists have bought into it. I remain unconvinved as well.
NotACanadian
So wait, shouldn't it be String Hypothesis then?
werkedover
M-Theory
NosferMarki
I'm with this guy on team M-Theory.
Koantum
String theory is interesting in the way religion is. The implications are quite meaningful but they currently have no backing in science.
bboy79
This would be awesome.
cyndaquil01
I have a basic understanding, but would love to learn more!
lasermancer
Try Simple Wikipedia. http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
HeCallsMeDragonToes
Hello, I work at a planetarium and I approve this post.
JakeBasil
Which one, may I ask?
ARealPhysicist
As a physicist, so do I.
funkjacket
I was thrilled that the current speculative theories were omitted.
BigBadMotherfucker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XlYj1iyAlk
flounderflound
Plane_arium.
otherbill
Hello, I'm a post and I support this planetarium.
rumandbass
Hello, I'm a planet, and I support all of you.
iPromiseImNotWasted
Hello, I'm a black hole, and I suck in all of you.
rumandbass
So you swallow AND spit?