Couldn't have planed it better myself

May 23, 2017 5:40 AM

hawairishman

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I am the DM for my group who is exploring a run down mansion. There are broken stairs leading upstairs, and being the naive DM thought they would just not go upstairs because it would be difficult. Everyone manages to get to the second floor and they start exploring the other bedrooms. The sorcerer casts a spell behind the dwarven monk, who then believes he just made fire come from his body. Many rooms and hijinks later they make it back to the stairs and head back down. Sometimes the best stories can come from unplanned events. Edit: Unexpected front page is unexpected!!! You guys are awesome!!! If you want, send me some of your awesome stories! Edit: I would also like to introduce all to the Dwarven Monk @PhDNabeshin Edit: And the Sorcerer...Sorceress, pardon, @thewhitestguyyouknow

One of the things I have as a DM is a wealth of arbitrary maps. You never know when a random bar will become a plot point or fight scene.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my experience its best to have a backup plan, but just go with it. The energy that is created by a group will never equal your ideas.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My character used a bag of beans and generated a mummy lord tomb on the second last game of the campaign. We then added another game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best RPG session I ran was all improvised. 'car' chase with a freight space ship through a city with players trying to board the ship.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wanted to be a DM so bad because I liked designing campaigns, but when push came to shove, it turned out I'm not a very good story teller.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It just takes practice. The Monk in my campaign is actually my old DM so he helps with a lot of stuff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I still had imagination

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dnd group had a mostly improvised session in which we ended up fighting an Amish hive-mind on a train. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The final boss of this session was a caboose equipped with cannons and a retractable trebuchet. 1.5/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...which the schizophrenic member of our party perceived as the Azazel. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone knows any discord channel for DnD games over the internet?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what I've seen on Critical Role and Rollplay, good RPG campaigns/maps are like sandboxes - The PCs wreck it as much as it wrecks them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which is why I'm keeping "fuck them up until they cry" in mind while I create my new adventure

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have random rooms on notecards, as well as random encounters I just pull from a stack when I'm too lazy to actually plan stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My prep is 1 hour max, Review notes, review backstory, NPC ideas , maybe some plot ideas

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a tiefling in disguise with +9 (we're level 4) to deception and performance. I have convinced them that I am actually a flock of pigeon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+3 Ass of Perfection?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DM in our campaign expected me to get caught in a mine full of monsters, rolled a nat 20 on stealth and stuck to the ceiling with an axe 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and avoided detection and everyone spent a good 40 minutes laughing their asses off because of it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's amazing! Nat20s are so much fun. City fails can be just as fun though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*crit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to bother, but I know v.little about DnD, but a DM interests me soo much. Can you explain it to me?? You think up the whole scenario??

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. or use pre-fab modules. Your primary role is moderator and running the enemies/ NPC's

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What he said I have a story in mind and I am prepared for the party to make different skill checks (this is the d20 in all the DnD memes)1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and meet certain NPCs to make my story happen, BUT ultimately the players have free reign on what they want to do, hence unplanned 2/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adventures/improvising on my part happen 3/3

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow you must have an amazing imagination!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You think up the outline, details for specific situations, and resident information and NPC's. The rest is reacting and narrating to the grp

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank u :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They sell books full of adventures but they encourage you to tweak and modify based on your party/playgroup's needs/likes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One popular intro to DnD is the web series Critical Role https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-p9lWIhcLQ&list=PLpdH_G6JyAwdpseW38EnkmpjPVnri-6Jm

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you :)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a fellow DM some of my favorite instances have been when the PC's went off script and I had to make up something for them on the spot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like we should get an imgur DnD going

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay us! Im the sorceress. Hi buddy!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey! It's my bestest friend!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a terrible time DMing. two people in the group ruined it for me. I put so much work into the world, but threw it away after 3 sessions

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having a good party helps definitely. If you get the chance to try again with a new group I would

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We've had issues with these people in the past. We finally got fed up and kicked them out. Old DM is DMing for now, but I might try again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope you get to the point where you can DM again

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good :) people suck sometimes. I am 100% ready for the players to ruin my plans, not for them to ruin everyone's fun.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I rolled a 20 why wont the shop owner give me the thing for free?" "Because it's a shop... he has expenses... take the damn 50% off"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking kidding me. I could kill you right now, you know that right?! Stupid PCs are stupid

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it too late for me to confess that I have no idea how this game works?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It can get complicated at times, but lots of fun once you get into it. Basically the d20 decides your fate on most decisions

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So when OP describes a part of the map they forgot to make, is this a mental map or a physical one?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For me it's physical for the DM, and I explain what they see and how big the room or area is, if they want to have a cartographer (1)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's up to them. Otherwise it's purely a mental map for the players. For this part of the campaign (2)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I purposefully destroyed the stairs to the second floor, hoping they wouldn't go up there, so I never made a physical map for me to (3)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This! My DM thought we wouldn't explore the rafters because they were 25 feet up. I'm lightweight and dextrous. Ranger is strong. Toss me!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I didn't think about the fact that there's an 8ft Goliath on the team. Made for an easy way up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least they don't have to feed a baby scorpion monkey that wasn't even supposed to exist.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, that was me! I was the one with the rope!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'd like to introduce everyone to my Dwarven Monk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, c'mon, I deserve more upvotes than that, probably!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Best I can do is 2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the DM that tries to plan for everything and GETS REALLY ANNOYED WHEN MY PLAYERS DON'T EXPLORE.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've learned to expect my party to ruin all of my plans

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People tend to do that. Because they're people. They either don't do any of the cool shit you laid out, or do something completely different

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch, that's the worst.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I planted easter eggs, man...EASTER EGGS.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stories like this make me wish I had people to play with

9 years ago | Likes 201 Dislikes 0

Likewise.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I hear that. I have a group of friends who want to play but we live too far apart and have varying schedules.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

use the internet dude!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ill play with u. Never played though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad my autism is too strong to handle strangers on the internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meetup.com or your FLGS

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm starting a campaign in Memphis TN if you are around.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roll20.net

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Strongly support this. After years of avoiding Roll20, joined a group 2 months ago. Aside from an obnoxious female gamer, great time

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly its not the same experiance over the web as it is irl

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oooh. The people on r20 can be real douchebags, so I wouldn't advise posting there unless you can handle cancer incarnate.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

I play with friends that aren't local on roll20, but never used it to find games. In what way are they douchebags?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just, stay away from Pathfinder. That shit is filled with nothing but weebs and furries.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Really? Well shit.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stay away from DnD in general.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Should go after whatever system they're interested in. Just don't be afraid to drop a group and try another if you find asshats.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Most aren't that bad... but the bad eggs are really bad

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I volunteer as DM

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wood be a player

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make an account on roll20 and reply/dm with your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could prob join as well

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

make an account on roll20 and reply/dm with your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PM me if this gets going, I wanna play too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

make an account on roll20 and reply/dm with your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, if you'll be a DM

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I volunteer for a player.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make an account on roll20 and reply/dm with your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll be down

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

make an account on roll20 and reply/dm with your username

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would love to actually play a game at some point in my life

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Check out roll20.net It's an online utility. Send me a message if you have questions.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://app.roll20.net/join/2266377/7O5YXQ If you want to join a game.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no , I am at work currently ..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not running now. We don't have the people, or a time slot yet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's super fun. Growing up I thought it was just for the super nerds, but then I got over myself, and I'm glad I did

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here. One of my old friends got me to watch a game once. I had a character made up within the first hour.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

https://app.roll20.net/join/2266377/7O5YXQ Link to a game room, if you're interested

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone keeps saying go on roll 20 but it's seriously difficult to get a game without knowing anyone

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://app.roll20.net/join/2266377/7O5YXQ Link to a roll20 game room, if I run, I'll run here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Count me in

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's an post here by someone running a game here. Find me three more players (at least) and I'll gm a game.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry, I wanted to say I'm interested if you need another player :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://app.roll20.net/join/2266377/7O5YXQ Let's cast a net and see what we catch? Link is to the game room.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0