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Nov 14, 2022 7:18 PM
jonho
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rivitingone
I would question whether grandma could send that second text before the reply...
IlioHae
As someone who grew up in HI, I totally understand this reaction. Those are fighting words
FlaminkoFactor
There's gonna be beef regardless of the dinner menu now, Maddie, get your shit together.
Kougeru
I don't understand the "new phone" excuse. I've gotten half a dozen new phones over the last 20 years and my # is the same
Smidge204
Plot twist: Grandma's been dead for over five years...
ClosetGuitarPlayerYesItsThatBad
I’d love to taste ghost gramma’s beef.
TrueNorthernLights
Jesus, Maddie, calm your tits.
MapleSyrupMafia
Someone got anger issues.
RickO3611
Maddie needs to seriously chill the funk out
Yellowdart49
Please, don't catch these hands, Maddie
Megapyton66
Mad Maddie
dorenavant
Y’all seriously always change numbers with a new phone? I’ve had the same number since 2002.
staygayponyboy
these texts are usually fake lol
ZebraCockSandwich
Yeah I got my first cell in 2004- still have the same number through 4 carriers and I no longer live in that state lol
TheDreadPirateJayneCobb
Maddie goes straight to 11
sochilln
MAD-eeeeee!
Harryteeters
Grandma needs to bitch slap that ass back down to a 2
theshinobi23
"Do you want beef? Tonight at 6" "and again at 11"
JustplainGross
I mean, her name is Maddie, so it's fitting
USSBigBooty
Maddie is a fucking piece of shit.
pigzunderground
*your
NottherealSlimPickens
Becker37
I'm not Maddie but can I come
Decitron
A lot of people here are forgetting that terribly many women have bad experiences with guys texting like the above.
eastend666
Everyone's shaming Maddie here, but it's granny that had to go getting a new phone number.
mthrndr01
Maddie has serious anger issues. Grandma doesn't know how to transfer a phone number. Fuck Maddie, Grandma 4 life.
joshybones
you want some fuckin' beef, bro??
mthrndr01
I could be amenable to some beef, sure.
LaneMartain
"Maddie, this is Gam-Gam. I was asking about dinner. If we've got beef I'll be the one to end it. Your Gma ain't bitch made."
Excludos
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
nero4ty2
3OH!3
NotTinyPancakes
Ay now here's a song i've not heard in awhile
Primary1
Who tf responds like that to anything. Im gonna say fake
ToasterDent
Somebody who often has dudes harassing them saying shit like "beef is on your menu tonight", "it's time for a pepperoni injection", etc
Primary1
LMAAo nooo bro
Ebo352
Grandma ain't never gotten unsolicited dick pics and it shows
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Some will say its fake. Its me. I'm some.
nakaic81
idiotcube
The world needs more Pop Team Epic memes. It NEEDS them!
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
"We want beef to eat we ain't got no beef!"
millenniumf
To be fair, gramma probably needs to lead with "Got a new number, this is gramma."
idiotcube
Maybe she forgot her number changed.
ironman3010
My guess, just from the vibe of the text, Maddie probably never even put her grandmother's number in her phone.?
WoodyGoodman
Oracle547
I understood that reference
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Serendipity.pdf
XuncuTheTiger
That thing where you repeat a word then it just... loses all meaning, and even the phonetics seem to break down into lovecraftian babble.
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YesButMaybe
Yep, and sometimes it's just 'B'
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
OCTAVlAN
Fuck I was watching and didn't realize it had sound. I was like WTF is this shitty gif. ... haha well done tho!
walnutbreath
Same, I was trying to figure out the reference of a lecturer explaining a productions possibility frontier.
CalvinisHobbes
So soon? It barely finished cooking.
TheGhostMinx
Chicken chicken chicken chicken. CHICKEN. Chick chicken chick chick chicken.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
"WHY WOULD YOU PRINT THIS‽‽"
Chrisbbbbbbb
I smell like beef
MissIWasntItching
I had a good chuckle until about 18 seconds in. 5,4,3,2,1- and then I laughed hysterically until the end of the video. It hit me JUST right.
MissIWasntItching
And now I just ripped the audio from it, and a portion of this is going to become my new ringtone until I hate it.
farfie
11/10 idea friend.
LeftRightThere
Maddie often says “I have a boyfriend” to people who didn’t care
mondeca
Maddie, I just want to know when you're doing your part of the group project.
Heisanevilgenius
Ma'am, your purse is on top of your car
poscduke
Fine then Lettuce head
lildog21
This is like my wife's favorite meme lol
SleeperXib
I feel like it'd be way more embarrassing had they continued just pointing it out.
LoudBirb
Women default to that because of how often they get hit on. Specifically by men who won't accept a no unless they already "belong" to...
LoudBirb
Another guy. The fact that it's a necessary defense mechanism for some women is depressing.
walnutbreath
Sadly, many guys don't care that she "belongs" to a different guy either because to them, women don't have agency.
rosebudthesled
"Please do not be like this"
gtollie
This is the ultimate grandma burn .. this one cuts deeper than anything her friends could ever say
geoffreyfourmyle
Too late, it's Maddie
YoungCheesey
I feel like we could all use being called out randomly by grandma from time to time.
ROBOTvsMAN
fuck you think we learned it from?
Tifandi
sigh, typical Maddie
Jt68686
Maddie the baddie
DrMissAnonymous
Sounds like something Bird Man would say to Rick
AtmaDarkwolf
oh hell, grandma knew what she did there, ol'gal has game and she knows it :D
faits
you just know this isn't the first time maddie has been like this to poor grandma
DaveSamsonite
Gramma knows who she’s dealing with. Maddie’s got walls, cuz she’s been through life a bit and knows all guys are just lookin’ to smash.
CalvinisHobbes
Girls wanna smash, too. We live in the future: it's equal opportunity harassment.
DaveSamsonite
She seemed to be wanted to be left alone
KuldFyt
... why is "tonight at 6" a link?
HypnagogicHallucinations
An event time was detected, so it's prompting to schedule it.
KuldFyt
Google chaperoning always finding startling new ways to remind me how creepy they are...
SergiousMaximus
Maddie's already got beef, grandma!! But yes please, thank you.
WoodyGoodman
SauceCreator
CalvinisHobbes
So soon? I't barely finished cooking.
WuProgress
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Gaaaaarrrryyyyyyy