prisonmike1991
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May 20, 2021 12:06 AM
prisonmike1991
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Mx7733
Everytime I reed t leftside, i member a reaction I read here... "If thats your experience, you probably have nothing else to offer.." hmmm..
jellyfresh
celestedrake
Even if you have no plans for doing anything with anyone. Keep yourself clean. Helps reduce disease...
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silentwolf1999
Showered every time before sexy time.
BarretXIII
0ddkk1
I believe each partner should take a shower before.
photog
FabiosStallMucker
Myothercarisadelorean
Gianttesticlemonster
malachilenomade
WHAT'S UP, JERKS?!
ChockNurris
After trying datings apps for a while I figured that women want lots of things that I don't have and that's depressing.
CuddlyCuttlefish
Doesn't matter, had sex
Bond8789
Fibsh, right? They're talking about Fibsh.
Lightsmith
A 9 foot tall vampire lady?
YouWillNeverFindMe
Men want good food, good sex and a good house. Same with woman really. Diff is that men need to be more romantic, woman just sit back, relax
TisIChenoir
I'd settle for sex once in a while. It doesn't even have to be good, just be there, thank you.
RackhamTheRed
That sound like someone who never had bad sex. That shit haunts you
Aceman56
Excuse me good Samaritan, that offends me because it's true. Curb your speech please.
SnakeskinJacket
Things men actually want: 1) to be a baller 2) to be a shot-caller 3) 20-inch rims on the Impala
SrPootStank
Call her, gettin laid tonight, swisher rolled tight got sprayed by ike
pocket8s
But theres got to be a better way...
doctorwhoquotes
HOLLA!
Einstein9073
Maybe be a little bit taller
Arock77
You gotta take care of the undercarriage, everyone knows that.
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
Isn't that the reporter girl from Pawnee?
Nykidemus
Shauna Malwae-Tweep has amazing dimples.
doctorwhoquotes
But the suit really seals in the flavor...
AllRicksAreJerrys
In an order that would surprise you.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Ass mouth vag
stamklank
Who is she? For research purposes of course.
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Kenzie from Lost Girl
stamklank
Thank you
MadameRainbowPants
There was a woman who sat behind me in class who didn’t wash hers and I could smell it. It was bad. I had to move desks.
xBenoitBallsx
My nose is super strong. Once walked by a girl in a club and could smell her period. Like a bear. It smelled like pennies.
killerqueen
Periods don't smell like regular blood. They can smell but not usually like pennies.
Xxxdanthemanxxx5
Was she hot?
sirfanciesadrought
How bad does it have to be for that to happen?!
MadameRainbowPants
It was also in combo with cigarette smoke so it was just all around a bad waft.
sirfanciesadrought
Smoking in a classroom?
MadameRainbowPants
Goes for smoke break then comes back smelling like cigarettes, BO and dirty vagina.
sirfanciesadrought
Damn
adrianontherocks
I love having a removable shower head. You know, so I can clean down there better. Not for any other reason.
wossie
Why would you remove the showerhead, then it's just a hose.
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Bulmero8
Hate that no hotels do removable shower heads. If I'm getting the ride I wanna be able to rinse her out afterward
nailpounder
is the massage setting pronounced orgasm?
prisonmike1991
UnrustleYerJimmies
I actually do like it for this reason and not the reason you're implying.
sp8cman
Doing the Lords work
Sydonis12
If by Lord you mean Zeus.
HeroesAndBosses
What religion are you referring to? I'll join it.
qwygl
For some reason in my head for like a minute I thought 'removable' meant 'wireless' and was so confused. Future world problems.
adrianontherocks
If we can transport water wirelessly that would be EPIC. Means we have teleportation technology.