Baby Hippos!

Nov 6, 2016 12:02 AM

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DID YOU KNOW

The name hippopotamus means ‘river horse’ and is often shortened to hippo.

Although hippos might look a little chubby, they can easily outrun a human.

The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as one of the most dangerous animals in Africa.

Hippopotamuses give birth in water. (Or in hay, if they're in a zoo.)

Hippos eat mostly grass.

Oh okay, here's a hippo being birthed in water.

Hippopotamuses have short legs, a huge mouth and a body shaped like a barrel.

A baby hippo is called a ‘calf’.

Resting in water helps keep hippopotamuses temperature down.

Hippos are amphibious animals and spend up to 16 hours per day in the water.

An adult Hippo needs to resurface every 3 – 5mins to breathe.

Some hippos glow.

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL at the guinea pig

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why are they so aggressive?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They eat mostly grass, and yet no one worries about where they get their protein. Hmm...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG they're like water Wombats, and I love Wombats!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are not the worst cats I've ever seen, but they are pretty bad as far as cats go.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MY CHILDREN! WHO HAS CAPTURED YOUR SOULS INTO THESE IMAGES?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are the worst cats

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the hip-hopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Water potatoes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Roses are red, noone can deny, this post's about baby, hippopotami.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Majestic

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wonderful

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mrw my favorite animal is a hippo

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone who downvotes this post hates being happy.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Awwww

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is actually the African animal which kills most people on a yearly basis.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well that was definitely what my Saturday needed. Thanks op

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're welcome!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the worst cat. Like why is it so moist tho?

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I have heard of this breed of cat very different from most cats

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are terrible cats.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 is a shaved guinea pig??

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bald guinea pig lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was suspiciously small lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recently found out they have webbed feet!!!!!! Took me by surprise

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its true..I was as shocked as you were

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Humble, hairless hippos have happy hearts

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend loves baby hippos thank you for this I'm going to send this to here and she will flip!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're welcome!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My hippothesis was correct, the adorableness has been calfirmed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 is a bald guinea pig lol and hippos kill more people than sharks. They are sneaky and like to bite sometimes. Oh, poop helicopter!

10 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

I scrolled like a MF to see if anyone else noticed. Just golden.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, why would I WANT to kill a shark?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Than... not then... you read wrong

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

S/he didn't read wrong, username was relevant.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you'll be dead by Easter.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only a hippopotamus will do!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great minds think alike, as I made this melodic content, too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Hippos get hungry hungry sometimes. They like marbles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean they're super cute and all, but is there a reason why they're so fat?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protection. 6" thick skin and then a lot of insulation. I'm sure staying cool has something to.do with it too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL the plural is "hipposi". oh wait. that's an exclamation point.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby underwater murder cows!

10 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I thought there was something in the neighborhood of "death submarine"?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was wondering what their common name was.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This one is excellent.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could have just asked me

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those lard puppies are truly adorable. I do belive a bald guinea pig snuck into your collection though.

10 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 1

A skinny pig!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LARD PUPPIES

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lard puppies!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also call them water potatoes

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It did. It wanted to be a hippo.

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

I don't blame it, so do I. Must investigate how I can achieve this.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Step one: shave your body hair off.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Step two: be able to smash a watermelon in your jaws

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A tiny Watermelon.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step three: lose weight

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0