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DID YOU KNOW
The name hippopotamus means ‘river horse’ and is often shortened to hippo.
Although hippos might look a little chubby, they can easily outrun a human.
The hippopotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as one of the most dangerous animals in Africa.
Hippopotamuses give birth in water. (Or in hay, if they're in a zoo.)
Hippos eat mostly grass.
Oh okay, here's a hippo being birthed in water.
Hippopotamuses have short legs, a huge mouth and a body shaped like a barrel.
A baby hippo is called a ‘calf’.
Resting in water helps keep hippopotamuses temperature down.
Hippos are amphibious animals and spend up to 16 hours per day in the water.
An adult Hippo needs to resurface every 3 – 5mins to breathe.
Some hippos glow.
TonyStarkWantsOne
AgentPeggyCarter
LOL at the guinea pig
GoodGameYoungLad
But why are they so aggressive?
amynanamouse
They eat mostly grass, and yet no one worries about where they get their protein. Hmm...
gehenna79
OMG they're like water Wombats, and I love Wombats!!
dreamstobecome
These are not the worst cats I've ever seen, but they are pretty bad as far as cats go.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
MY CHILDREN! WHO HAS CAPTURED YOUR SOULS INTO THESE IMAGES?!?!
xaimlowflyhighx
These are the worst cats
suckstobeyou69
I'm the hip-hopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless.
idonthavethemotivationforawittyusername
Water potatoes.
BallsBearings
Roses are red, noone can deny, this post's about baby, hippopotami.
nolatek
Majestic
houseofprimetofu
Wonderful
Libbyloves
PyroDragon
Anyone who downvotes this post hates being happy.
houseofprimetofu
Awwww
Vikingess
It is actually the African animal which kills most people on a yearly basis.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
Well that was definitely what my Saturday needed. Thanks op
houseofprimetofu
You're welcome!
DeepThoughtsByJackHandey
This is the worst cat. Like why is it so moist tho?
trytoburymeimseedling
I have heard of this breed of cat very different from most cats
RobHanson
These are terrible cats.
TwistNShout1021
#8 is a shaved guinea pig??
littlemorte
Bald guinea pig lol
TwistNShout1021
I thought it was suspiciously small lol
GhostInTheShellStandaloneComplex
Recently found out they have webbed feet!!!!!! Took me by surprise
houseofprimetofu
WHAT
GhostInTheShellStandaloneComplex
Its true..I was as shocked as you were
thezombiearrrrghsforthee
Humble, hairless hippos have happy hearts
CripPick
My girlfriend loves baby hippos thank you for this I'm going to send this to here and she will flip!
houseofprimetofu
You're welcome!
JakHawk9OOO
My hippothesis was correct, the adorableness has been calfirmed.
littlemorte
#8 is a bald guinea pig lol and hippos kill more people than sharks. They are sneaky and like to bite sometimes. Oh, poop helicopter!
niamhysticks
I scrolled like a MF to see if anyone else noticed. Just golden.
Tacotuesdayeveryday
Lol
HipopopotamusTheHipHopHippo
Well, why would I WANT to kill a shark?
littlemorte
Than... not then... you read wrong
pinecone
S/he didn't read wrong, username was relevant.
Isgrimnur
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...
PianoMan2112
I think you'll be dead by Easter.
applesapplesapples
Only a hippopotamus will do!
AvidApostate
Great minds think alike, as I made this melodic content, too.
candiduscorvus
Hippos get hungry hungry sometimes. They like marbles.
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
I mean they're super cute and all, but is there a reason why they're so fat?
houseofprimetofu
Protection. 6" thick skin and then a lot of insulation. I'm sure staying cool has something to.do with it too.
ijustcantevenrightnow
TIL the plural is "hipposi". oh wait. that's an exclamation point.
Cosmiclattes
Baby underwater murder cows!
UseTheForceLuke
I thought there was something in the neighborhood of "death submarine"?
DaveTheMurderingHippo
You're not wrong.
TheBannedCommentard
I was wondering what their common name was.
Rugbyrucker
This one is excellent.
DaveTheMurderingHippo
You could have just asked me
TheBlondSwede
Those lard puppies are truly adorable. I do belive a bald guinea pig snuck into your collection though.
MsDavidAttenborough
A skinny pig!
ninjaoftheworld
LARD PUPPIES
HeavymetalRandall
AtomicBuddha
I also call them water potatoes
houseofprimetofu
It did. It wanted to be a hippo.
TheBlondSwede
I don't blame it, so do I. Must investigate how I can achieve this.
houseofprimetofu
Step one: shave your body hair off.
Cosmiclattes
Step two: be able to smash a watermelon in your jaws
houseofprimetofu
A tiny Watermelon.
GoodbyeItWasntMeYoureLookingFor
Step three: lose weight